NFL 2019-2020

[D. B. Doober]

Watched some of the draft, had it in the background. Didn't catch any names I remember from college football. Who were the top 5 picks? Any defensive players get up there? We need another Lawrence Taylor or Reggie White.
Got some really good seeds from a friend, going to get them growing in a month. Getting high and going for 5 miles of walks/day. Haven't seemed to lose any weight in last week although I probably walked 20 miles. Working on it. Struggling every day to not waste my time on women with black hair and go for the goal. It's tough. Blondes with good stuff are out there.
42nd parallel
Doober

 

[Bababooey]

Icky woods didnt start doing the shuffle till 1988, the superbowl shuffle was in 1984.
Those geico commercials with icky woods shuffling came out in 2014, almost 10 years ago. Geez, where did the time go?

Some bears fans complained about the fridge getting a td when sweetness didnt get one in that game, but i guess that's water under the bridge.

Colts could have selected will levis at #4, but preferred richardson, and after that a team didnt have an urgent need for QB in the 1st rd, which is why levis fell to the 2nd rd to the titans, who have tannehill as a starter but he’s not a long term solution.
It's admirable that luck is going back to school but honestly if he wanted to coach he doesnt need a degree, he's a former #1 overall draft pick and 4x pro bowler (no all-pro selections however). Like u said, he could instantly be a QB coach for any major college or nfl team if he wanted. But i guess he is a bit of a bookworm so he doesnt mind going to classes and studying, etc.

We’ll see how the rams fare, hopefully they find some long term starters in the lower rounds. The niners and seahawks will probably be better, the cardinals much worse, but a healthy stafford and kupp makes up for a lot of deficiencies.

Hey DB, glad to hear youre still getting your walks in, 5 miles is a lot! Is the diet what’s preventing your weight loss? Too much fast food? If the diet is bad, it’s hard to exercise enough to burn off all the extra calories.
LT and reggie are generational talents, probably the best ever at their positions, but will anderson got picked at #3, he might be a von miller type but even bigger and stronger. A cornerback from U of Illinois got picked by the seahawks at #5 (from the broncos for russell wilson trade) and pete carroll’s specialty is D-backs so their D might be pretty pretty good next year.
You prefer blondes to brunettes? There’s such a thing as hair dye, maybe get with a brunette first and convince her to color her hair?

 

[pop_rocks]

so who would you say are the nxt reggie white or l.taylor?
maybe a.donnald up front and one of the bosa boys could be the new lt?
that kicks ass that you are going for long walks each day doob! 5 miles is a good distance
do you have a set route or are you just meandering along?
from what i hear richardson is one of the most athletic qb prospects to come along in a long time
you are right that luck could walk into any program in the ncaa and get himself a job right now
but it sounds like a return to normal ofr him and maybe he just wants to get smart and not worry about work outs and practice
i def see 9rs as the team right now in the nfc.w
its good to hear doob has a preference in hair color, we all have standards
i just throw on whatever wig the mrs tells me to and hopes she goes easy on me

 

[shithawk420]

When I lived in GA in the 90s they did the dirty bird.something about it just rubbed me the wrong way and I hated it.glad they stopped doing it.ironically they had a few good years when they were doing that.
So i decided to try this sauce cause of the ingredients and it was kinda pricey.like 5 or 6 bucks.they dont list habenero on the front of the bottle so its got a little kick.its different but not bad.
The steak says prime but for $16 bucks at walmart im kinda skeptical.it was good though

I prefer dark hair myself but if I find a blond hot you know she's smokin

 

[Bababooey]

I guess jj watt and aaron donald would be the closest to LT and White nowadays. They’ve both won 3 Def Player of the year awards, same as LT. White won 2, but he played his first 2 seasons in the USFL.
Nick bosa won last year’s DPOY, he’s 25 so could pick up another 1 or 2 easily before he’s out of his prime. Donald is only 31 and still going strong but missed 6 games last year with a high ankle sprain, if he picks up a 4th DPOY you’d have to say he’s on the LT/White level, the best ever at Def Tackle.

Some college football coaches teach a class on the side, I know the Ohio state coach jim tressel used to teach a class on coaching. I like to imagine Luck wants to do a deep dive into football coaching and how to improve it, make it more about teaching and improving than punishing and abusing.

The dirty bird dance was corny for sure, their 1st rd pick, RB Bijan robinson, said he was a kid in youth football when they did that, and his team was the falcons so they copied the dance. So you might be seeing him break the dirty bird out after every score, Hawk, unfortunately. Well, either that or the griddy.

Habaneros are like 40-100 times hotter than jalapenos so they really should let people know how spicy it is but maybe they only put 1 habanero for every 20-30 jalapenos when making it.
Nice looking steak and potatoes, Hawk, and for $16 not a bad deal, did it taste like it was prime? Nice and well marbled and tender? Didn’t seem like that big a steak, is that 1lb for $16? That’s a pretty fair price I guess. You ever do a nice skirt or flank steak? You’d get twice as much steak for the money.

 

[shithawk420]

yeah it was about a lb but its walmart so it wasnt much better than choice.that was a big potato and that was a decent size steak.about an inch and a half thick.decent marbling.ill take a pic of the ribeye in the package.i just took it out and salted it and gonna dry brine in the fridge for at least 12 hours.thats the secrect to a good crust.dont really like skirt or flank steak like a would a tbone or ribeye.if i was gonna cook a skirt or flank it would be carne asada or something cut into strips in a chimichuri sauce or something.plus i get link so price isnt a big deal to me.

 

[shithawk420]

We'll see how this turns out.pretty decent marbling. Nothing crazy.btw im going on 5 or 6 days without drinking. Doc put me on some meds to help the cravings.think im gonna get something to drink today though.i think ive earned it.

 

[pop_rocks]

cholula is the shit as far as hot sauce goes
noty too spicy but it bring a lot of other flavors that make it good
some sauces are just peppers and heat but this lady has garlic undertones and other flavors going on
i like the sound of this green sauce and ive never thought of adding spinach to it
brilliant! sneaking in a veggie and i bet it only adds to the green taste
thos look like decent steaks hawk and i would go simple like you said; some s/p just a little brine/ amrrinate
try scoring the tops a little too and see how they cook up
you are totally right about how not all prime beef is top end prime, but it makes the cut
ive had really good choice that would easily pass as prime but im no meat grader
so whats this dope they have you on to help you with your drinking? is it helping any?
even if we can cut it down a bit its a step in the right direction and im wishing you the best
i have a big ball of hash if you need to take the edge off
/i did the 5-6 drink night the other night and got no sleep and sweated my ass off most of the night)
no sprots taeaks today im taking it easy after yesterday
we had a fence guy come out and he could not believe the neighbors back yard, he even asked does anyone even live here?
they have over grown trees like you have never seen and weed up to your hip
now i might have to pay to have the neighbors yard cleaned up just so i can bulld a new fence
oh f'yeah! this is just what i wanted to hear

 

[shithawk420]

I actually just finished off my bottle of cholula a little bit ago.yeah it's good for pretty much everything.but that green stuff is different. It's different but good.
This stuff they got me on is called Naltrexone.i think it was originally for opioids but can be used for drinking.if I can go 5 or 6 days,I'm not sure which,then it's gotta be doing something cause as much as I drank it can't be a placebo.but I'm not taking it today.it seems to make me tired and I end up waking up at midnight.so I'm gonna get some shit done today and probably get some beer.
I need to fix my fence too.its all rotted cause of the river and all the trees.all moisture and no sunlight.thats bullshit if you gotta clean your neighbors yard.wont the city come out and clean it and just bill your neighbor? That's what they did in my old town

 

[pop_rocks]

yeah hawk, that what my neighbor said about alerting the city
they also have tall palm trees in from of their house, 20ft+
if that sucker fell down it would land on my property or the toher neighbors
im might have to send an envoy to convey my wishes to the hoem owners, you guys need to tighten up your shit
i would do it myself but and a little heated about this whole thing right now so i would not be the best emissary
if you can go 4/5 day w/o drink would that get you out of the woods
/pops dosent want to go into dt
after a few days if the worst is past you you are just doing it on will power
i hope it helps and it would be nice to have a few clear days
but who am i kidding
plus this fence shit isnt helping me at all
f'n fkr's

 

[shithawk420]

It depends how much you drink and what kind.if you drink a fith a day for a long time you can die.ive done it before and it's hell.if I didn't have klonipin I might have gone to the hospital.the sweats are an indicator that it could be coming.then the puking and diarrhea.it really sucks.any way I bought 2 15 packs and when that's gone I'm gonna go back on those booze pills.they seem to work.now I'm just waiting to see if it's gonna cause me not to catch a buzz as I heard that might be a side affect.either way good luck with whatever.trust me you don't want nothing to do with DTs

 

[shithawk420]

Fucking A.i bought a combo from Portillos,ate half the sandwich and I'm gone 30 seconds and my dog jumped up and ate the other half.hes 13 and has never done this before.im fucking pissed.i haven't had Portillos in at least 10 years and it wasn't cheap.at least it was good I guess.

pretty crazy how 6 people died and more injured in IL the other day cause of sandstorms.ive been in them before but nothing like that.its from the farmers tilling dry top soil.not sure what you can do about that though.
I should of been paying attention cause I have no idea who these young draft pics are.looks like the bears might have a decent line backer Noah sewell, but that's about all I know.i guess I'll start paying attention around preseason.until then I got to get my meat game locked down.gonna try to level up my cooking this year

 

[shithawk420]

Here's the prime ribeye.it was good.now I'm full and tired.think it's time for a nap.

 

[pop_rocks]

that steak looks rocking hawk!
hahah your dog nabbed on your food
the steak sandwich looks awesome
we used to have this dog who would do that too
he was a bigger boy so you could not just leave stuff on the counter, he could easily reach it
the funny thing is he once ate this who pizza in the blink of an eye and another time stole a plate of salmon off the counter
i dont know how but we found that plate on the ground not broken but with no fish
he was a pretty good dog otherwise
im looking ahead to the preseason too when we can see how some of these shiny new kids look
how tf do you die from a sandstorm? dont go outside would be a good palce to start and if you do wrap your face and cover your eyes, mad max stlye!
was it the high winds that caused the havoc?
the mrs and her friends are going on this moon walk tomorrow night
its a full moon (i forgot to ask the name) and so there is this event going on to celibrate it
if mentioned if they food to bring me back something otherwise we can get some take out when she gets home
depending on when she gets back the best options will be fast food of mex joints

 

[Bababooey]

Never really heard of a dry brine before but now that I did some research I think it’s definitely going to be something I try with my next steak or roast. All those cooking shows you watched Hawk came in handy, seems like you really retained a lot of the information and you can see it come out in your cooking. Maybe you werent that drunk when you watched it. Or maybe you were.

Ive heard of naltrexone, I think, isnt it used for H overdoses? Or maybe that’s naloxone, and this is related? Well if it can keep you off the sauce for almost a week that’s not a bad thing, no delirium tremens either. How was that beer tonite, did you tolerance go down? That might be nice to get toasted off 6-8 drinks instead of twice that or more.

Sounds like ur neighbor really has let their property go. Are they oldsters? Maybe theyre on a fixed income. Well, guess you better fire up the old lawnmower, weedwhacker and chainsaw, you might have some yardwork and tree trimming to do. Me and hawk will be along to help with that and the fence, just have our hash ready.

Hawk, have you ever made chimichurri with cilantro? I don’t have fresh parsley but have a bunch of cilantro I have to use before it goes bad. Maybe I’ll try to make a sauce with it.

I have a bottle of the cholula jalapeno, it’s got a mild heat and great flavor only problem is it goes quick, I need to find bigger bottles of this sauce, like a pint or something.

Ur right Pop I think the best of the choice meat could be as good as prime, I always look for the best marbling when I buy meat.

Portillo’s always makes a decent italian beef, sorry to hear your dog ate half of it. Well can’t blame him, maybe he deserves one beef sandwich before he crosses the rainbow bridge. At 13 I don’t think he’s got too many years left.
Pops, hawk is talking about a duststorm that people drove through and caused a big pile up accident, some people died, more were injured. He’s right, it’s caused by farmers tilling their field. Usually people drive through all the dust created slowly but maybe people werent as careful this time. It’s like driving through a blinding rain or snow storm, gotta slow down or even pull over and stop if youre feeling unsafe.

 

[pop_rocks]

oh wow man, i dident know that was teh cause of the havoc
zero vis=sux and like you said all you can do to handle you shit and hope the guy behind you has enough sence to do the same; then the guys behind him and the guy behind him....
im still kind of heated about this neighbor" but whatever
the other neighbor says to rpt the guy but i dont want to be the guy to drop dime on anyone
thye arent bad people they just live on fxd income like you said and cant maintain their shit
they are not that old but i think they are disabled in some way
they are both super heavy and dont come out ofttheir house at all
otherwise they are cool man
i talked to another guy and he included the cost of clean up in the estimate so i might go with him and just be done with it
i thought some hatful shit on them the other night and if i play the long game it could all work out for me but i just want to get this shit done now
plus life is too short to be a hard ass all the time
all this beef talk reminds me i need to get out to the midwest
a good steak is a good steak and like you said a lot come down to the marbling on the cut
frsh grass fed beef is where its at and if you can get it at the source its even better

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, it was like a 72 cars involved in multiple pileups, 7 dead now and 37 injured, along a stretch of interstate highway. The experts recommend you pull off the road entirely, onto the grass if u can without getting stuck, when visibility gets that bad.

Ur right Pops, no one likes snitches. Well, unless someone has really done you wrong, but so far their negligence hasn’t caused you too much harm. Yet. Maybe that’ll change.
Sad that they let themselves go physically like that. You see them cooking a lot or are they doordashing every meal?

On the west coast youre closer to idaho and montana a bit, should be able to get some nice grass fed beef shipped from there. Is there such a thing as american wagyu? I feel like they’ve imported the japanese cows over here. Not sure if they baby them like the japanese do, don’t they feed them beer and massage them to get that super good marbling?

 

[pop_rocks]

oh dont get me started because the mrs is mad at me again
and again
...
so i dident eat my dinner that she made but i ate the boys food instead before she got home
when i ask her to go to the store she asks what i want, it dosent matter what i say
unless i go i get health food
but the boy, he gets hot pockets and chicken nuggets, all the things a man eats!
so i get into the stash and the mrs can make what she wants
/she eats all the leftovers the next day anyway so its not like it goes to waste, she is an eating machine
in tx you are getting it at the source,ive met the ranchers who would sell you the beef they raised
/in some places it smells like cow shit all the time, thats the smell of money
this is some nice meat and im hoping to get out there soon
the mrs is acting like a slave!
she hasent takena day off this year and the onyl reason she is taking one off son is my bday
im telling her im going to tx and she can take some time off and fly out and we will drive back together
thoser are always good times!

 

[shithawk420]

yeah im a little buzzed so ill try to take my time here.yeah a dry brine pretty much gaurantees a nice crust as long as you make sure to get rid of the moisture.dry the meat with a paper towel and then salt the steak generously.and put it in the fridge at least 12 hours.i prefer closer to 24.what happens is, awe jeez get ready for a lecture boys.when you dry the outside of the steak with salt,which should be kosher or sea salt your actually sealing in the juices contrary to popular belief and getteing rid of the moisture on the outside.and when you do that your actually creating a Maillard reaction.it would probably be better to look it up cause im a little to buzzed to explain it right now.its a funny thing the brain Baba.awe how can i explain it.you have billions of neuron synapsis a second right? so when your fucked up or drunk most of the time your neuron synapsis creates new paths for which it traveles.so when your drunk all the time your brain adapts to the synaptic path.meaning you wont remember shit what you did drunk when your sober but when you get drunk again you start to remember what you did cause your neurons are firing up the same way you were drunk.oh boy sorry.that was a bit much but its true.told you guys i was smart.lol
as far as the Naltrexone goes from what i understand its to help opioid cravings and is sometimes used for alcohol too.um,i cant really say too much right now cause ive been up since 3 AM and only drank 12 beers till now but i got a buzz.id have drank a 30 pack by now usually.ive got another 15 pack im gonna get into in a little bit and when its gone start taking the pills again.i didnt mention snorting klonipin helps too.
ive made chimichiri before but i dont remember how i made it.ive got some fresh cilantro i gotta use for some gaucomole i gotta make soon.i didnt used to like cilantro but now i love it.as long as its fresh.you can make all kinds of sauces and stuff with cilantro.even just a simple pico de gallo with lime and cilantro is awesome.in fact,i almost gaurantee chimichiri is better with cilantro.
yeah my boy is 13 but you would never know unless i told you.he still has the vigor of a puppy.i have no doubt he will make it to 16.spoiled bastard got some of that ribeye today and he was running in the yard fast as a deer.
yeah man thats bogus pops.at least you got a decent neighbor thats willing to fix the situation.hell id help for free.of course i wouldnt turn down some hash and beer! fuck i gotta story for another time.sorry for that long ass essay guys.im wrecked off pills and booze.i hope i at least tried to make sense! lol

 

[shithawk420]

Yeah, it was like a 72 cars involved in multiple pileups, 7 dead now and 37 injured, along a stretch of interstate highway. The experts recommend you pull off the road entirely, onto the grass if u can without getting stuck, when visibility gets that bad.

Ur right Pops, no one likes snitches. Well, unless someone has really done you wrong, but so far their negligence hasn’t caused you too much harm. Yet. Maybe that’ll change.
Sad that they let themselves go physically like that. You see them cooking a lot or are they doordashing every meal?

On the west coast youre closer to idaho and montana a bit, should be able to get some nice grass fed beef shipped from there. Is there such a thing as american wagyu? I feel like they’ve imported the japanese cows over here. Not sure if they baby them like the japanese do, don’t they feed them beer and massage them to get that super good marbling?

no Baba.there is no such thing as American wagyu.its the same as calling sparkling wine champagne.its not real champagne unless it comes from champagne france.just like wagyu.i cant remember what prefecture it comes from but if it doesnt come from there it isnt considered real wagyu