NFL 2019-2020

[D. B. Doober]

Have seen video of resteraunt that injects cheese into your burger with a giant needle tableside poprocks.
Mom is here, well had to leave just now to get more stuff for the pot roast she's cooking in my crockpot but she's spending the day at my place. Got lots of awesome presents. Wearing the new LL Bean quick dry trail pants. 2 pairs of them. Like $250 cash. Nice zip up hoodie. Tons of good chocolates. Demons 1985 DVD by Dario Argento (scariest movie ever), beef jerky
Merry Christmas guys!

 

[shithawk420]

Don't look like I'll be drinking today pops.unless by a miracle my brother gets me something to drink but I doubt it.gonna be a boring day.probably not even gonna get a present.

I've never had llama before baba but my uncle has and I think he said they taste like they smell so I don't know where he ate it and maybe it wasn't cooked right.i think he bought them just to breed them.he was probably high when he came up with the idea.never made any money as far as I know.llamas are great though.especialy when they are little.they don't really like to be touched though.they are all gone now.last one died a year or 2 ago

Christ doober I didn't even now that was on DVD! Sounds like your gonna have a good Christmas.is be lucky to even get a lump of coal.i did get a lump of coal once or twice.i deserved it though

Damn dolphins and packers are tied.hell of a game

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, the eagles only other loss came to the commanders when they also had 3 turnovers. Turnovers make or break teams. An average team that gets good turnover luck during a season could win their division, bad turnover luck means they have a top 7 pick.
Speaking of which the Texans win and bears loss means bears are only half a game behind the Texans for the 1st overall pick. So that’s something.

I got a small bet on mccutcheon scoring a TD today hopefully that pans out, if not maybe next week. Skowronek hit the IR this week too so their #4 and 5 WR’s are now the #2 and 3.

Injecting meats would be next level, it’d have to be some sort of mince/ground meat if you want it through a tube. Otherwise yeah, like u said, just slice it open and put whatever you want inside.
Yeah, Cornish pasties were supposedly favored by miners, who needed a filling lunch and they could grab a corner crust with their dirty hand, eat it and toss the dirty part they touched away.
You mentioned those mochi doughnuts before, don’t think ive seen them before but usually trends start in California and move their way east across the country.

I looked up that cheese injection, DB, it’s called Firefly burger and it’s some chain started in the middle east. They actually have a location in Chicago. They inject cheese into the burger but it looks a right mess, like most of it oozes off the top and side, but for a gimmick I guess it works.
Sounds like you scored some nice clothes so you’ll be styling and profiling this winter. Also chocolates, crockpot pot roast and a good movie on dvd, seems like ur having a good Christmas. I'm jealous. Im eating leftovers and channel surfing.

Hawk I hope the liquor fairy comes through for you and ur brother gives you a handle or a 12 pack sometime today.
Ive heard that llamas were popular in the US for a bit, maybe theyre like sheep but easier to care for, get wool and milk and meat from them. Me, I’d probably end up fucking them. Lol, just kidding. Well, mostly. What do they smell like again? Like bad-BAD, enough to make someone lose their erection? I'm asking for a friend...

 

[pop_rocks]

yeeehaaawww!
/pops cranks off round in air from 6shooter and brands neighbors dog with rams logo
what a ram gae today
it started off pretty good and only got better as baker cooked and the defense heated up
the defense came up biggly and i like the idea of this base group of guys mixed in with the best of the best
baker was so dreamy and seemed to have a good game
i havent seen mcClutch but i dont think thats a bad bet baba
/how does it extend into nxt week?
a fat tube would be the way to go if you wanted to inject a pate into a doughnut, but thats not what we are looking for; we want that ground beef texture
f'those mochi nuts but if you can sell them you would make a lot of money
they are familiar enough that most bormal people would try one,(where is aoh?) but a premium
they are different, much lighter than your typical doughnut but nothing too special
/go to the asian market and they have them cheaper but not as many flavors
im with you baba how that injected burger would be a mess
/plus its form the middle east where they just do stupid shit to flaunt their $$$
f'that

i hope the booze fairy come through for you hawk! im crushing up all the mrs christmas candy and taking big hits off that sh!t!!
yeahhhhhbaby
its that ginger bread man! the bacon grease, sherman helmsly.........asshhhyyy larrrryyyyy
enjoy your coal my friends!

 

[shithawk420]

Well shit boys.didnt get shit.no booze no presents nothitomorrow? Even called me.guess I'll have to go to the store tomorrow.hopefully not many people will be out tomorrow.do they have lots of deals tommorow?not that I've got any money.

You wanna fuck a llama baba? Well I guess it would be like fucking sheep.need a step ladder probably.they don't really smell that bad compared to other animals.i wouldn't kiss one.

Yeah mochi is japanese.personally I like the Japanese ones I got.they were like gummies.i think there's all kinds of mochi

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, that rams wipeout of a top defense like denver's was pretty surprising. Still, it was mostly fueled by the bronco's 4 interceptions (3 by chef russ, 1 by his backup, mark rypien's nephew), rams only had about 390yds of offense, about 60 more than denver. Akers came up big with 100+yds rushing and 3 tds, and to think they wanted to trade him earlier.
There was this funny statistic that some people were keeping track of, will russell have more pass TDs this year than bathrooms in his house. Apparently his new home in denver has 12 bathrooms, and he just threw his 12th TD vs the rams, so now he's tied with 2 games left, vs the chiefs and chargers.

I was thinking of putting small bets on McClutch to score each week from now on, his odds are like 25-30x, but it seems baker has more rapport with higbee than any WR. I dont think mcclutch even got a target yesterday.

Is this what you mean by a mochi donut?

The woman went to an asian market this week and picked up some pastries, including what i think is a mochi donut. It was definitely chewy, like made of rice flour or something.

I drank the last of my booze christmas night so i might be going cold turkey with you, Hawk. Maybe it's for the best, i finished 2 handles in like 10 days.
And no, i said i'm asking for a "friend". I would never have sex with a llama. Unless it was really charming or something, i dont know, i'd have to get to know one better before i could say yes or no.

 

[pop_rocks]

well shit hawk if i had know i would have called you brother and wished you a merry christmas

yeah baba! thats a mochi nut
they must use a special mold or something to make them, as you can see they are little balls of doughnut all connected in a circle!
the fancy place has them in all kind of flavors and some are pretty good, but still its a little pricey for doughnuts
https://www.mochinut.com/donut-menu
it does have a lighter chewier taste but its kind of good
akers production so far has been mediocre at best, he has like 500yds this season
a far cry from t.gurley but not that bad considering the line he has opening up holes for him
im hoping once the ones get back in next season we can build off this season,working in the new younget guys but getting top play out of the veterans
2handles in ten days?!? those are rookie numbers
i would say more about your drinking but im more concerned about your new interests in animal husbandry
but hey man, we all have our kink

 

[shithawk420]

Lol I'm not judging anyone.i know a guy that says he fucked a sheep.not my cup of tea but whatever.and I agree pops.2 handles in 10 days is nothing.i could drink a 30 pack and a handle in 3 days easy.not really something to brag about though

 

[Bababooey]

That 150 combined yds, 3td day was definitely Gurley-like but yeah, cant really expect that out of akers and that O-line, theyve been struggling to run the ball all year. Denver defense was so bad that they fired their head coach, Nathan Hackett, the next day. I guess it was bad enough the offense was so putrid, once the defense gave up too the owners thought yeah we gotta do something.
Maybe if akers finishes out strong they'll keep him in a rotation with kyren williams for next year. They cut darrell henderson last month, he got picked up by the jags and then cut again in December.

Well Pops, you see, the drinking helps with the animal husbandry, if you know what i mean. Do you?

How am i not surprised that Hawk knows a sheep lover? You sure that wasnt an episode of TPB you dreamed up? At least youre not judging me, that's good, thank you.
10 beers and 1/3 of a handle in one day doesnt seem like that much, to be honest. Just a nice full day of drinking. What kind of beers we talking about, 4% abv? Doesn't seem hard to do. But yeah, not really something to brag about.

 

[shithawk420]

OK well yeah I'll try to keep it short but this dude did 14 years in prison straight for armed robbery and I guess we're talking about his time blah blah he says he fucked a sheep.i didn't call him on it cause I was like what the fuck.i don't know if he did but I would say he did.hes a fuck but still my friend. Ifi knew for sure I don't think I could talk to him.true story

 

[pop_rocks]

for my little rock and roll
/my tits and ass with soul baby!

no one is here to judge, but the taeks must be hawt!
akers will prob be on the rams next season but the run game i one of the areas i would like to see some improvement from
i think it all starts up front and if we can get out o'line right it could only help both the rb/qb position
dolts locked up a playoff spot with last nights win over the colts and that leaves on spot left in the afc wild card race
/can tuas survive the season and be clear headed enough to run this team in the playoffs?

so i had this coupon for jack in the box and went and got some breakfast jacks for dinner last night, toasted buns, egg, cheese and a littel slice of ham
well i had ot get some of those cat food tacos too since i was there
oh man, my stomach was hurting last night


what kind of strange spawn are you producing here dr mengela
babas seed are running wild
be sure to glove up if you know what i mean and stay low, we keep these secrets to us

 

[Bababooey]

Ok well if youve been in prison and havent had real 'ussy in a long time then maybe a sheep starts looking real good. Y'know, a shepard out in the field gets real lonely with no human contact.

Akers's last year of his contract is next season, at 1.5M. Very reasonable if he turns out to be a top 10-20 running back, which is possible if everyone on the offense comes back healthy, like u said. Even gurley only looked his best when the blocking was right.

Dolts and Rams play next week, you think rams can keep the momentum going? I dont think theyll beat the dolts by 30pts unless they get a bunch of turnovers again.

Was it the tacos or the greasy food in general that gave you the pains? Didnt u have some stomach bug while camping a week or two ago? If this is unusual may be worth looking into...

 

[pop_rocks]

chargers v rams will be tough
im not sure on bosa status but they have a rocking defense, a top qb and two of the best receivers in the game
/derwin james is a weapon of mass destruction and it will be fun to see the match up against the young rams
rams have a hot young squad on d and j.ram is a highlight maker, plus baker is starting to get a feel for the team
1.5m/yr for akers is very team friendly deal and he still has potential; i might be lowering the bar for him, but that just means he is going to have this break out season nxt year
/moar taeks to come
its more the grease man, its been a long time since ive had jitb and i guess im just not up to most fast food now
add in the extra tacos and it was a disaster waiting to happen; the mrs thinks i need to take better care of myself

 

[Bababooey]

Yeah, joey bosa is supposed to be back at practice this week after tearing a groin and having surgery in week 3. Even if he's able to play sunday, he'll probably be on a snap count. Like u said, they have a playoff spot locked up, so theyll try to ease him into the lineup after a major injury like that.
Right now chargers are favored by 6.5, but if ur right and baker and the youngsters play above their heads they could make a game of it. Also derwin james is in the concussion protocol after the big hit he got ejected from the colts game for, he'll probably play but something to monitor.

Akers was actually a middle round fantasy draft pick this season, people had hopes he'd take over the rams backfield but with all the injuries and stuff it never really happened, well, until recently that is. I think he has like 6 rush td's in the last month.

It's always a good thing to not eat too much fast food, stuff sits like a weight in my gut sometimes after i eat too much. But yeah, overloading on grease after not eating it for a while is a shock to the system.

 

[pop_rocks]

yeah man, it was one of those things i did because the mrs isnt here to help meknow right from wrong!
i would not do it normally eat that much jitb and i dont think im going to do it again soon
nothing on the rams team panned out for us this year, but there is always next season,
/super cooper is down, rams D is hobbled and the team is riddled with injuries
all we can do is build on what we have and hope for a better tomorrow
i agree that this game isnt a must win for the chargers and we will see how much playing time the stars get
it should still be fun and im hoping baker can build on what hes done so far
thursday night game should be a good match

 

[D. B. Doober]

Patriots had the ball in the red zone and they fumbled. Story of their season Maybe next year there will be games to look forward to. Not sure who I like... Cincinnati? Maybe? Yeah they're going all the way

 

[shithawk420]

I'm talking about natural ice baba.so 5.9%.chug those and it will come at you quick.and 100% serious know a guy who says he fucked a sheep.he did like 14 armed home invasions and tied people up.surprised he didn't do more time honestly.now he's panhandling in Naperville.wouldnt hurt a fly but still a POS.people give him jersey Mike's and just throws it away.

Anyway I'm surprised nobody is talking about that packer fan that got thrown down the stairs at soldier field a few weeks ago.was funny as hell.ill see if I can find a vidhttps://www.google.com/search?q=packer+fan+thrown+from+upper+level&oq=packer+fan+t&aqs=chrome.5.69i57j0i131i433i512j46i175i199i512j69i60j0i512l6.14159j1j7&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:69df7d09,vid:Wq3N1rPCSd4https://www.google.com/search?q=packer+fan+thrown+from+upper+level&oq=packer+fan+t&aqs=chrome.5.69i57j0i131i433i512j46i175i199i512j69i60j0i512l6.14159j1j7&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#

 

[shithawk420]

Awe fuck you guys no how to google.sorry

 

[pop_rocks]

no worries hawk, it was easy to find

i give the packers fan a 0/10, he has no idea how to fight and thought his fatness would win out?
the bears fan wasnt much better (3/10) but i like the rails slide he put that guy on
he should have stayed down and was lucky his ass wasnt hauled out of there on a stretcher
/i would have been ready to throw big hands if he came at me like that after getting his ass tossed
we will see where the pats go from here doob
i have no teaks on them at this point but like you said there is always next year

 

[shithawk420]

That guy had beer muscles for real.yeah it could of been a lot worse.it was funny hearing the bears fans yell beat his ass ! Pretty cringe if I think about it