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pop_rocks

In my empire of dirt
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a fun little drive up the way


ahha you arent getting any scrapple by the beach at least hear in san diego aoh; maybe if its wrapped in sea weed and served with some toro
/wait what, that is a waste of a good piece of fish
thats middle america food
/pops licks chops
i ahd a friend who brought some of this stuff in one day and it wasnt that bad
i want to live where you are at with the friendly snakes that dont shake their tail at ya'
most of the snakes i see are on their way out of the way so they are no prblm, you see them moving and leave the alone
last year i came across one that was very pissed off; youve heard the rattle man, but this thing was like tearing velcro it was so pissed off and i could feel teh vibrations, it was that close; the mrs saw it but i was blind
/i actually flinched at the anticipation of being bit
so i shoo mrsChicky behind me and once she is clear i dart off like a deer in the woods!
/f'my baby ankles, pops in full flight mode
so the burger place we went to was nessie burger!
https://www.nessyburgers.com/copy-of-menu

it was really good! the burgers were huge and the mrs got a turkey burger
/why is she afraid of flavor?
the fries were bomb! BOOM, crinkle cut and when you order the parge they give you this paper bag filled with fried potatoe goodness!
we dident get to stay over for dinner at my friends place but saw some nice weed!
i smoked some of it
 
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shithawk420

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Yeah,I'm in davenport.kinda close to the Mississippi river.theres tons of casinos and stuff to do.just not walking distance.went to goodwill got an almost new wool jacket that's nice.bit pricey.went to super target.decent looking women.got some sushi there.it was alright.i like it alot more than walmart.but yeah that's about it.nothing to write home about.if I found a decent woman and friends it would be alright.

Computers down and my mom don't watch football so I'm probably gonna miss the games today.no big deal.im gonna drink some rum and cokes and do laundry.have fun fellas
 

Bababooey

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I figured the originals (episode 1) of all of these horror franchises are always the best one. Then the producers kept going back to the well and making sequels, some good, most bad. Have you ever seen the Freddy vs Jason crossover movie? I saw some of it, where the two fight. What'd you think of it? Too cheesy? I guess it was mostly for the fans, i.e. 'fan service'.
Man DB, that place sounds sweet. If youre only reason for not moving is you dont want to move furnitures, i would volunteer to help if i lived nearby. I know moving is a hassle but that place sounds 10x better than your current home.

I dont think ive ever seen a snake in the wild much less a rattler. I would think most hiking boots are proof against rattler bites, but what about jeans? Maybe jeans would interfere with the bite enough where they dont inject a lot of venom. But if it's hot out and youre wearing shorts...

Dang, Hippy is PICKING up rattlers to what, count the rings on the rattlers? A 4ft rattler has how many rings? And more importantly, how big are Hippy's balls, and does he need a wheelbarrow to carry them around?

I'd watch steve irwin the croc hunter (RIP) pick up venemous snakes by the tail and move them this way and that, smack them on the head and stuff. I guess picking them up by the tail is the safest way to hold them but I would probably try that with a non venemous snake at first haha and make sure you have access to anti-venom when doing it with the real thing. What did Pop say, in India you have snake charmers who raise and sleep with a hundred king cobras? I guess his nickname would be 'Cobra Commander'.

I hope you eventually got to your friend's place and had a good time despite all the delays, Pop. Besides, there's always next weekend if you couldnt make it this week.

Goodwill legit has some good stuff for pennies on the dollar, Hawk. I have one near me i havent been to in a while, might be time to stop by and see what they got. Wouldnt buy used underwear there though.
I like DB's organization but I have a friend, Rosy Palm and her five friends, who help me out when 'lonely'.
 
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armedoldhippy

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"picking up rattlers" yeah, with a prudently long stick, lol. i could use the wheelbarrow, but only because they are continuing the old-age sagging process. :shucks: i think the snake had eleven rattles, but they are easily broken apparently. she had two suspiciously chipmunk shaped bulges in her abdomen...
 

shithawk420

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Actually I think the best way is to grab them by the mouth so they can't bite.you grab them by the tail they can easily bite you.im not sure.i don't go looking for snakes to fuck with.used to see big water snakes in georgia.i don't bother them they don't bother me.luckily never came across a rattler.ive heard them though.i think the marks on the rattler means how old it it is.
 

shithawk420

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No hell no I wouldn't wear used underwear lol I'm very picky about clean clothes at thrift stores.thats gotta be the best place to meet women
 

Bababooey

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Ah, ok, a stick is a better idea, lol. Real snake wranglers use special tools (snake hook?) to handle them too. I think Pop, on the rare occassions he had to move a snake off a trail, used a very long stick too.

Grabbing them behind the head definitely prevents them from turning around and biting you, but i think if you can lift them off the ground by the tail they seem to have a hard time keeping their body up and cant turn to bite you. At least that's what crocodile hunter taught me lol. But yeah, seems awfully risky and it would be too easy to panic and drop the thing and then you got an angry ass snake 2 ft from your legs.

Not even sure if they sell underwear at the goodwill, probably only if it comes in the original packaging, haha I was just playing. But maybe i can get a decent suit there, not that i wear them that often but for a funeral or formal gathering...
 

pop_rocks

In my empire of dirt
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yeehaaww boys! what a weekend of football and fun
watched some of the rams game, it was kind of close at first but thrid string qb is third string for a reason
the real game was the chiefs and bills! this was a shoot out and fun to watch
i also got to watch the giants squadron from new york play, are these guys legit
they beat the ravens abd they have rack up a few big wins against lgit teams
/question, is mac jones a top-5 qb?!
they look good on both sides of the ball and if jones can keep this up they might just be worth watching
other teams are not doing so well, a little schadenfreude from the 9ers loss to the falcons (wtf) and i cant believe wahts going on in gb and also tompa bay; did you guys see brady chewing out his receivers on the sidelines
/his tears are so sweet
eagles spanked them cowboys and there seems to be no more love for xoxo dreamboat c.rush;save some of your rage for zeke too, he must be on a diet
man, im not trying to handle any snake i come across in the wild; im no snake wrangler and dont want anything to do with them for the most part
i had a friend who see a snake and chase after it and would pick up snake
f'that
he did it like to said baba, mostly tried to get them by the tail and them hold them at arms length and check them out
a 4ft rattler is a pretty big snake, ive seen them out here about that size; im not breaking out a ruler to measure the micky ficky, you touch it, but its a good guess
but they were longer than my leg and about as fat around as my wrist
/pops has jene lebelle wrists
thats a f'n big snake!
the smaller ones are the most dangerous thoe, i hear the older snakes dont hit you with all their venom if they arent hunting, just a little nip
its the young bucks you gotta watch out for, blowing their whole wad and giving you the max dose of venom
a nice walking stick or treking poles are one of the best things you can have on the trails
yuo look bad ass and they give you an extra point of contact and help walking, plus they are a good stand off weapon if needed
there can be some sweet deals from thrift shops and garage sails, i had a friend who would go "saleing" on the weekends
she loved to buy wierd shit and would find gems at these garage sales for dirt cheap
i havent worn under wear for decade! i havent had to wear a suit for a few years too
pops is living his best life in shorts in sandles and isnt going tbak!
kick some ass this week boys
 
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Bababooey

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Yeah I think panthers and rams were tied at halftime? But the only panthers TD came off a stafford pick 6 (doh!) but other than that, rams D dominated and rams O did enough to get the win. Still I think rams are down to 1/5 original starting offensive lineman, after their LT tore his achilles.


U mean Daniel Jones of the giants? I had the game on but didnt watch it, he had 175yds passing, 2 tds and no ints, also lost a fumble. Despite the 1 turnover he's really been quite good at taking care of the ball this year, and like u said theyre 5-1 somehow. They play the eagles twice in the last 5 weeks of the season so those should be some good games.



Im sure Hawk must be loving Brady cursing out his O-line on the sidelines. They lost to the steelers, who were missing most of their starting secondary and were first in line for the #1 overall draft pick after last week. I heard Brady missed friday's walkthrough and sat meetings to attend robert kraft's (patriots owner) wedding. He said before he would quit football if he couldnt be 'all-in' yet he missed meetings and practice this week, missed 2 weeks(!) of training camp back in Aug to go on some vacation to save his marriage (didnt work), seems like he wants to play yet not be 'all-in'.

Im with you pop, not touching or poking any snake, even non-venemous, if i could help it. Although i hear they make for decent eating. Ive had alligator before, it's like a chewier chicken.
Makes sense the younger ones would be more dangerous, those young punks are always too eager to 'blow their load' too quickly.




Was this you Pop, fighting off a black bear attack while mountain climbing? At the end of the video you can hear some bear cubs whining, must be the reason for the attack.
Hiking poles are probably a must when going up steep elevations, but are they kind of a pain to carry around when you dont need them?

I used to work with a lady who always wanted to open her own ebay clothing store, her plan was to go around 2nd hand shops like goodwill and garage sales, find some good deals that she could then sell for more on ebay. Apparently there's some ladies who made millions doing something similar.
 

pop_rocks

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stafford is not right and im wonder if its his arm owwie
he just isnt playing right and has been throwing a lot of pics this year
i know the o'line is shit but still, he just seems wild with his passes
yes! thank you baba for correcting me, its danny dimes' of the new york giants squad i talking about
i think he is playing a good game and sticking to the safe reads
that kind of play wins games with the defense and a revived s.barkly
i still like the eagles, esp after the way they spanked the star boys
the defense is all in and they are playing big right now
thank you again for 2nd correction, it was tommys o'line he was bawling out
maybe this tb12 guy is a slacker! and is just looking for a free meal
/if the bog boss invited you to his wedding, wouldent you go too? i bet they would have french fries and onion rings!!
its been a weird start to the year, will the winner of the nfc.w be a .500 team?! who are the top-5 teams right now? are the giants for real? how did i get this mustash
wooooooofootttbawwwww!!!!!
holly shit baba! that bear vid was intense; a mama bear is not the thing you want to mess with
/nice use of his hands and feet, btw

a bear can do anything you can do in the wild, but with bear strength!
i dont like to carry hiking poles because i like to have my hands free and my knees are not totally shot just yet
but sometimes if i find a good stick i will carry it around, mostly to fend off cougar.chickys
/that and poke at fire, you always have to have a good fire stick
your friend might have been on to something with her idea about resale
thats the whole premise behind the storage wars thing, where you buy 2nd hand stuff and resell it for a profit
bonus point when you can buy furniture ot things like that and fix them up or refinish it to make it shabby chic
plus who knows what you will find in some of these lockers (or even estate sales)
 
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Bababooey

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Yeah, his elbow (?) was a concern during training camp, they kept him out of practices for a bit but before the regular season both mcvay and stafford said there would be 'no limitations'. Still, like u said, every game he throws a few WTF passes that make u wonder if there's something physically wrong with him.

I read a stat that daniel jones has one of the top passer ratings vs zone defenses, so ur not far off by saying he's been going very well this year. Amazing what a new coach can do, their new head coach brian daboll helped develop josh allen from an iffy passer to a great one. Apparently he's come a long way in 10 years, where he was the off coordinator of the 2012 chiefs who finished 2-14, last in pts scored, with matt cassell and brady quinn at QB.

That whole Bob kraft wedding was weird, apparently it was a 'surprise', he invited guests to a formal party but didnt tell them he was getting married. His wife is some eye doctor, she's 47 he's 81 but she looks a good 10 yrs younger while he looks... 75 i guess. Ed sheeran and elton john and meek mill performed. Must be nice to be a billionaire.

The bucs were every expert's picks to represent the nfc in the superbowl but their O is lifeless, think theyre averaging under 20pts a game? Not sure any amount of yelling by the GOAT is going to fix that quickly. They were saying before the season started that they had some O-line injuries during camp that would make things iffy for the offense, nothing like the rams but they lost a starting guard and center.

Do you have a light backpack on while hiking? Might be nice to have a little daypack for water and snacks, maybe a small 1st aid kit, a GPS if u need it, etc. Or do you get cell signal where u usually go?

I was friends with a guy who had a side business making furniture, they would make coffee tables out of old wooden pallets. Not sure if they sold any, they looked cool enough i guess but not many people willing to pay $300 for a small table made out of garbage.

I used to be interested in garage sales, estate sales etc but then after i accumulated a pile of junk myself i realize now i dont need anyone else's junk i have enough, lol. Like if i see a popcorn maker (commercial size) or hot dog griller (with the rollers like they have at 7-11) im interested then i snap out of it and realize im not going to eat that much popcorn or hotdogs and i could do the same thing with just a frying pan or skillet.

Haha, that conor video was hilarious. I used to be a big conor fan until he started losing, now im not sure he's a contender at any weight anymore. Maybe he should fight nate diaz again or jake paul in a celebrity boxing match, that would at least be entertaining.

Speaking of hot dogs the woman was by Gene and Judes again visiting a friend, theyre open till late so she stopped by and picked up some double dogs (2 dogs in each bun) for $5 each (comes with fries stacked right on top before wrapping). About once a year i have these, theyre greasy but good. Thank god i dont live closer to this place or i might have it a couple times a month

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D. B. Doober

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Bob Kraft is a dirtball. When he came in on his Gulfstream to Hanscom outside of Boston he would never tip. Not even $5. Would always have tons of bags. No tip. Asshole. Should give me a job on the team as a coach of some sort. And Doober calls in the FG team...
 

pop_rocks

In my empire of dirt
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angry not like i dislike your post, angry like f'spanos! no wait #f'kraft
these guys so cheap and cant chip in a few bucks?! for the people who help them
depending on the hike i have a few sacks i will carry or not, i usually skin it and lik traveling light
i have a great camel back with enough water and storage for an afternoon out, plus a few light tools/ accessories; i should break it down and see what i have in there
the things that stay are mainly multi tool, some first aid stuff and probably a blade of some sort
im sure i have a lighter in there and maybe even some bike stuff
i can also stuff a long sleve shirt and spare socks in it but its kind of low pro so i dont know about stuffing in a hoddie and sweats (might be able to get one or the other in buts its not a big pack)
you actually get pretty good cell coverage in most places, esp if you go higher elevations
/you might not catch a signal in the canyon bottom but hike to the top of the ridge and you can get something
that cost you $5 each?!? insane; in socal that would be 8-12$ easily
/lunch is on me boys! doobs only gets two hot dogs because he is in training!
i actually like good hot dogs, esp when they are grilled and fries on top
#chefs kiss
i will still make them every now and then and we have some nice hot dogs we got at that german deli a while back in the freezer
/the nathans are good too
maybe i should thaw them out for the padres game tomorrow night?
we might be having taco tuesday for dinner tonight! but the mrs isnt feeling too well but we will see, she is going to rally
i not google pics of krafts wife, but i bet she is hot (plus mature!); a real saber tooth tiger, much better than milf/cougar
hawks looking for a new girl in his new territory! sure she had a couple cubs, but she was nice and has some fight in her
/should have asked her out, instead of bargin in like that
 

shithawk420

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Those fries and dogs look good baba but those aren't Chicago style dogs.what gives man!? I thought we were representing chi town here!? Funny enough there's actually a portillos here in davenport.havent been there in probably 10 15 years.
 

Bababooey

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It wouldnt surprise me that any UHNW (ulta high net worth) person is super cheap when it comes to employees. Dude was going to a $60 rub and tug asian massage parlor in FL cause he thought they 'really liked him'.
His new wife is really nice for 47 yrs old, u can tell she takes care of herself, exercises eats right does the hair and makeup etc. I guess we should be happy he didnt marry an 18 yr old or something really over the top like that. If it was me i'd do it and wouldnt care what people said lol.

Everytime a hiker says they pack light for a day hike (water, tools, little food etc) i think of that movie 127 Hours about that one dude that got his arm trapped behind a boulder while canyoning in the utah desert. He had a knockoff Leatherman multitool that he used to try to chip away the rock before realizing he was going to die, then tied a tourniquet around his arm, broke the bone and cut away the flesh so he could escape. Hardcore stuff but he had spent over 5 days trapped, was down to drinking his own piss and knew he was going to die unless he did something drastic.
But u tend to go with other people Pop so that's not so much of a concern if you get hurt or stuck. Do u also let people know where you'll be and when you'll be back? Im guessing you dont go camping or hiking by yourself much, except for hikes near civilization.

The dogs were good. They were 'Depression-style' hot dogs, Hawk, so not 'dragged through the garden' with all the veggies, just onion, relish, mustard and sport peppers. But they were the skin-on type so had that snap.
Ive heard Fenway franks are pretty good, DB, they boil and then lightly grill them? Always love a grilled dog. These Gene and Jude ones are just boiled, or also known as 'dirty-water dogs', kept in a bath of hot water just under boiling.

Portillo's isnt cheap, Hawk, but theyre not that expensive either and you can satisfy your chicago dog and italian beef cravings there just as good as in chicago. If you had a giordanos' there for deep dish and stuffed pizza you'll be living the life, although giordanos has gotten more expensive, it's almost $40 for a large stuffed pizza with tax.

Hey DB, people were doing roasts of nfl teams on the nfl subreddit a few years back, thought you might enjoy this roast of the NE patriots. I hope this isnt too offensive, i did find it amusing tho:

Be me, 26 yeahs old
Wake up, get out of Tawm Brady jersey
Get ready to Do My Job
Put on Brady jersey
Head to the Dunkin next to my apahtment
One down the road sucks
Oardah is wrong, whatevah, Tawm says coffee is poison anyway
Spike the cup and yell Go Pats
Use my Chahlie cahd to get on the T
See a black man in the front cah
Heckle, whole train applauds
Shout Ortiz 3:16 "This is our fucking city"
Get to Southie, head into Dunks
Time to get to work, staht setting up Gronk cahdboard cut-outs
Just me, my co-workah and 12 Gronk cut-outs
Most beautiful girl in Boston walks in. Sawlid 3/10.
She's wearing an 81 jersey and some strained yoga pants
Try to be smooth, "Nice Hernandez jersey. Wanna get a cawfee sometime?"
She says no. Left hanging again.
Fucking Pink Hats
Get off work, take the T home
Stawp into bah for a drink or twelve
Fahking bahtendah cut me off aftah six beeahs and few shawts
Whatevah, nawt even buzzed. Irish blood
Get to apahtment, check messages.
Ma says two of my cousins were crushed by an overpass from the Big Dig.
Less than usual, a good day
Get out of Tawm Brady jersey, put on hoodie jammies
Check undah bed for Bernahd Pollahd
What the fuck, he's there.
Run out of house, see black guy I heckled earliah.
Has friends with him. Including Pollahd.
Too outnumbahd, get the shit beat out of me
Cawps show up and ask how it all went down
Tell them it was....
18-1

When you read this, u have to imagine it in the voice of this guy:

 
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