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daisy jane

Pops said:
Think he would like to make some quick change by selling a few copies?

I'm sure he would! Shit, I would too. A few copies? Nah, if we are going to release it, we better make it a lot of copies. More money for us :D
 

Pops

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My idea, I get a percentage,right? Pride will never stop me from making money on porn.
 

Tarkus

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Hmmm, the Excergasm Cycle. Even has a nice ring to it. for every 10 minutes they pedal, it doubles in intensity.
 
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daisy jane

Of course you would get a cut Pops! Are we talking monetary or sexual percentage now??

Tarkus said:
Hmmm, the Excergasm Cycle. Even has a nice ring to it. for every 10 minutes they pedal, it doubles in intensity.

That sure does have a nice ring to it! Get to the drawing board Pops and Tarkus!
 

Pops

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I'll take the money. If I took it out in sex, everybody would be shortchanged.
 

Pops

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Actually, Tarkus, to lose weight and have more orgasms, the faster they pedal, the faster it goes and it doubles in size every 10 minutes.
 
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daisy jane

Pops said:
Actually, Tarkus, to lose weight and have more orgasms, the faster they pedal, the faster it goes and it doubles in size every 10 minutes.

Yeah, that works for me. :woohoo:
 

Pops

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Bad idea. Fucking streets would be so crowded with female bikers, you wouldn't be able to drive anywhere.
 

Tarkus

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Pops said:
Bad idea. Fucking streets would be so crowded with female bikers, you wouldn't be able to drive anywhere.

In those crowded streets, I would actually be content to sit right there. No need to leave, sit back and enjoy a good workout. :lurk:
 

Pops

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DJ, you and Tark should be studying or fucking like bunnies. What,are you on a break or something?
 

Pops

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I am surprised that this thread hasn't been binned. Babba is going to shit when he reads it!

Time for me to make my escape and go back to trimming, which I totally hate.
 
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Tarkus

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Living in separate towns at the moment :badday: :badday: Don't worry, the weekends are, well...yes. Very nice.

I need to invest in a wheelchair, would make getting around a little easier on Mondays...poor poor girl. :dance:

Yup, nothing like Cream to put me to sleep. Sleepy time time, all the time.
 
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daisy jane

Pops said:
DJ, you and Tark should be studying or fucking like bunnies. What,are you on a break or something?

Nah, we live in different cities as of now. I already got my studying out of the way. Now, if I only had a bike to exercise on to pass the time!

I wonder how many girls on the bike would also be talking on their cell phones..
 
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daisy jane

Pops said:
Way to make an old man jealous!

Pops, you crack me up. But, alas, I have to get some shut eye. I wonder if this thread will be here tomorrow? I'm sorry Pops, but we can resume orgasm talk tomorrow!
 

Yummybud

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um I read that you think that he'll crash it? lol

This is like a few years old, I saw this a few years ago on maximum exposure and he does wipe out bad, do a search on youtube, theres a video of him wiping out pretty bad, the tip flips and lands on it's side.

yeah that is a pretty useless piece of invention and a waste of time, what the hell is that good for, is it waster, or more efficient or better than a motorcylcle, I think not, it's just a big piece fo crap that'll get you killed pretty fast.
 

tngreen

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damn i want that mini gokart lookin one in the 2nd video! would be a badass little street toy.
 

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