New type of bike designed

[The Anchorman]

Fuck that. Fifteen years ago I thought we'd be on the verge of flying cars and the such,I never could of imagined something so fucking retarded. Might as well get a fucking segway.

Look at the little piggies in their helmets. How adorable.

And the Police wonder why no one has any respect for them anymore.

 

[Guest]

I bet they love playing grab ass with each other on those stupid things. Whats even more sad then that is tax dollars pay for them to look even more retarded!

 

[Tarkus]

Hmmm, would you rather be searched by a drug sniffing chihuahua, or stopped by a cop on a Segway....

 

[Guest]

Either one is a pain in the Question is could you keep a st8 face if a cop on a segway was writing you a ticket?

 

[Tarkus]

I would respect a cop more for riding a unicycle. Hell, anyone riding a unicycle for that matter.

Now, when are we gonna see cops in the monowheel??

 

[Guest]

Hell why dont they just put em in giant hampster balls!

 

[Tarkus]

Yeah, how about those atlaspheres from American Gladiator. Just as long as the cops are not Turbo or any other gladiator, those guys would haul ass in those things.

 

[tokinsmokin]

I'm pretty sure those aren't cops on the Segway's they are mall security, here in San Diego thats what mall security have. I laugh my ass off when I see them.

The monocycle is pretty cool, it would be fun to ride. Yeah it doesn't look that cool but its pretty bad ass that you can't fly over your handle bars, done that too many times.

 

[Tarkus]

Well, I wouldn't mind having one of the early models either. It is just a bad ass concept and I would love to have one!!

 

[Pops]

Tarkus, if you could just build one like that for old ladies that has training wheels and a dildo that comes out of the seat and acts like a Sybian each time she pedaled, you could make a mint. Not only that, the old ladies would lose weight and start looking hot to old farts like me.

 

[genkisan]

Tarkus, if you could just build one like that for old ladies that has training wheels and a dildo that comes out of the seat and acts like a Sybian each time she pedaled, you could make a mint. Not only that, the old ladies would lose weight and start looking hot to old farts like me.

Comedy GOLD!!!


Pops, you have a new project for yer spare time.......I expect pics of a prototype in a few months.

 

[Pops]

Genki, every time I pick up a screwdriver, my life insurance cancels out under the suicide clause. Someone who is a little more handy with tools will have to build it, but I may volunteer to help personalize and fit it to the younger customers(under 50).

 

[daisy jane]

Tarkus, if you could just build one like that for old ladies that has training wheels and a dildo that comes out of the seat and acts like a Sybian each time she pedaled, you could make a mint. Not only that, the old ladies would lose weight and start looking hot to old farts like me.

Whoa whoa whoa. Where do I sign up for one of those?!?!

 

[Pops]

DaisyJane, I would build one for you, but Tarkus might decide to ride it and go gay on you.

 

[daisy jane]

DaisyJane, I would build one for you, but Tarkus might decide to ride it and go gay on you.

Nah, I don't see that happening at all. If anything he would be videotaping the whole thing, of course.

 

[Tarkus]

DaisyJane, I would build one for you, but

Go right on ahead and build one, less work for me!!
She would probably fall off anyway, sorry but it is true. Hell, I imagine any chick would. How about a stationary bike instead? That way you can be in the air conditioning.

 

[Pops]

Think he would like to make some quick change by selling a few copies?

 

[Tarkus]

You know, I have always aspired to being a movie producer....

 

[daisy jane]

Go right on ahead and build one, less work for me!!
She would probably fall off anyway, sorry but it is true. Hell, I imagine any chick would. How about a stationary bike instead? That way you can be in the air conditioning.

But that defeats the purpose of me being able to ride down the street while having an orgasm. That is all I really want. I would sure as hell be riding a bike more often!! Especially long distances, hmmm.

 

[Pops]

Still, a stationary Sybian bike where you could exercise and orgasm at the same time. This is an idea whose time has cum. Talk about millions of bucks. Lose weight and fulfill yourself at the same time. Damn, I'm a genius, now if I were only handy with tools.(not my tool, other tools).