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morons everywhere!

armedoldhippy

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when they say "it's for the children"
it means they have nothing else..

we don't see eye to eye on everything, but damn if you aint hit the nail on the head here! i'm out of rep, but will see to it that you get some for this! same way with drug legalization "won't somebody please think about the CHILDREN?"
 

armedoldhippy

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That's very brave of you to finally come to point where you can be absolutely honest publicly and 'come out' as a moron - most morons haven't a clue - and are not even aware that they are a moron in the first place -

it takes quite an exceptional moron to realize they belong to the tribe. first symptom of moronic activity is denial, normally stretched out over an entire life span. IE- most of them die without ever realizing what the root cause of their problems were, and maybe even the cause of their ultimate demise.:biggrin: a shame so many manage to contaminate the gene pool with their condition...
 

armedoldhippy

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So, how do you really feel? Thanks for the pics BTW.

i'm starting to loosen up. been working on my "be nice to stupid people" badge lately. i'm really bad at it though, i'm afraid. no matter how hard i try, i end up poking them with sticks through the bars of their self-imposed restrictions...:tiphat:
 

Ringodoggie

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I used to toy with stupid people. One of my favs was if I had to go into a quickie mart to buy smokes or whatever. At the counter the moron would ring me out and say.... "A dollar 35". I'll slap 2 bucks on the counter and say, "If you can tell me the correct change without using the calculator, you can keep the change".

Most of the time I just get a blank stare or the infamous "stupid giggle".

Once in a blue moon, the guy will stop for a moment and say, "Sixty five cents". I gladly smile, slide the 2 dollars his way and say, "Keep the change and have a nice day". LOL
 
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moose eater

I dunno'. I have an accidental death and dismemberment clause to my life insurance policy that doubles the pay-out to my wife if I die in an accident. I've considered that it may be profitable to my family for me to regularly associate with less-than-thoughtful persons.
 

Ringodoggie

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Hey pal, have your wife call me. I'll make it look like an accident.

Tell her my fee is half the insurance plus expenses.

Thanks for the info. You on Facebook?

LOL j/k












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xavier7995

Speaking of morans...i think i just heard a dude a couple of cubicles down from me fall for an internet scam. He was on the phone with "apple tech support" trying to unlock his account. I heard him go "oh a box popped up asking for my credit card info, is that how you verify it?"

Guess who else got an email about their apple account being locked...only i dont own any apple products so.....
 
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Mr D

A quick scan of the recent headlines shows morons and fruitcakes are plentiful.


A transfeminist vegan group from Spain, recently released a video where they argue that hens should be separated from roosters who are out to rape them without consent.

Trans feminist vegan? WTF is that? How does a chicken give consent?

Jussie Smollett Lawyers Say Actor Didn’t Know Alleged Hate Crime Would Prompt ‘Extensive Investigation’

This race baiting piece of shit lying scumbag should be doing time.


Bernie Sanders Says U.S. Taxpayers Should Fund Abortions In ‘Poor Countries’ To Fight Global Warming

Bernie not satisfied with killing about 1000 black and brown babies per day. He wants to expand the program.

Elizabeth Warren: We Only Have 11 Years Left…Maybe

She's as wacky as Trump with zero appeal once you get about 50 miles off the coast.


California Governor Signs Legislation Allowing Public to Refuse Helping Police in Distress

Good samaritans are not welcome in California.

21-Year-Old Palestinian Woman Has Back Broken and Then is Murdered By Her Brother in Honor Killing

These people are fuckin wacked.
 

armedoldhippy

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A quick scan of the recent headlines shows morons and fruitcakes are plentiful.


A transfeminist vegan group from Spain, recently released a video where they argue that hens should be separated from roosters who are out to rape them without consent.

Trans feminist vegan? WTF is that? How does a chicken give consent?

Jussie Smollett Lawyers Say Actor Didn’t Know Alleged Hate Crime Would Prompt ‘Extensive Investigation’

This race baiting piece of shit lying scumbag should be doing time.


Bernie Sanders Says U.S. Taxpayers Should Fund Abortions In ‘Poor Countries’ To Fight Global Warming

Bernie not satisfied with killing about 1000 black and brown babies per day. He wants to expand the program.

Elizabeth Warren: We Only Have 11 Years Left…Maybe

She's as wacky as Trump with zero appeal once you get about 50 miles off the coast.


California Governor Signs Legislation Allowing Public to Refuse Helping Police in Distress

Good samaritans are not welcome in California.

21-Year-Old Palestinian Woman Has Back Broken and Then is Murdered By Her Brother in Honor Killing

These people are fuckin wacked.

gotta agree with you on all counts. i think that aiding a LEO has always been voluntary, here at least. i have to say that if morons WERE to become extinct, the news would be a lot duller...:tiphat:
 

sdd420

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Dad always said that we need another war just to get rid of the idiots that used to die off on their own stupidity back in the days before safety tech etc
 

armedoldhippy

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Dad always said that we need another war just to get rid of the idiots that used to die off on their own stupidity back in the days before safety tech etc

"thinning the herd" huh? the stupid ones we need gone ARE NOT going to enlist...
 

WelderDan

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You want to hear about stupid? Try doing tech support. I swear, I want to tell people to put their equipment in a box, put that box in the garbage can, and wheel the can to the street, 'cause they got no business using any of it.

Nobody reads the damn instructions. They plug it in, turn it on, then jump on the phone. "How do I do x?" Did you read the fucking instructions? Because I'm pretty sure that shit comes with instructions
 

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