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British_Bulldog
Do you value your safety?....yeah I thought so!
After running the gauntlet for many years, I thought I'd post up this short guide to try and help keep people safe, and avoid getting busted:
Landlords:
- Sometimes come into your house when no-one's there: this is why you should change the locks as soon as you move in, and if he complains having tried the locks, you know it's a bad place to grow
- He/she comes around for a visit 'while they were in the neighbourhood' - this situation needs to be controlled, so be polite and friendly, but not too friendly, and say you're usually very busy and it's not really a good time right now...this will hopefully send a clear signal that it's not ok just to 'pop around', and establish some boundaries. This only happens with private landlords, as estate agents/lettings agents are usually more professional
- Asks one of his friends to go around. When the friend goes around he's there to check up on you, and will ask if his friend the owner is there (i.e. still living there from before), nosying around at the door in the process and checking you out at a surprise time, usually in the evening when you're likely to be high, and have bloodshot eyes/visibly high, etc.
- Arranges for a 'house valuation' to be done and gives you 24 hours notice, e.g. for a "re-mortgage", whereby someone comes around and checks every room in detail. Always check for ID, and this one can ruin a good grow, and everything needs to be cleared and cleaned in a day. EDITED TO ADD: House valuers also check inside the loft/attic, so ALL the house must be cleared!
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- Regular house inspections from the agent/landlord themselves. In some countries like the UK this is a regular thing, and can be as often as every 3 months, so you must time your grows in rented accomodation around these.
They're often a full house inspection 'to see if you're adhering to the rules', not including the loft/attic normally, so there's the possibility to hide the plants up there, but be CAREFUL! and cover them. Sometimes they don't want to view upstairs, particularly when they see you're keeping the downstairs perfect, during inspections at least!!
Be sure to have these inspection dates firmly clear in your head, as having a 'surprise' visit because you got the dates mixed up can cause panic, especially if the house has a mini-forest inside!!
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Cops: the 'Knock and Talk' is the favourite - i.e. they can't get enough evidence to get a warrant, otherwise they'd be busting you right now!
Typical tactics involve saying someone's been badly injured and your address is linked, saying there's a problem with your vehicle, that an escaped convict was seen in your backyard, etc, and could they come in and talk about it....don't believe a word of it, but stay calm, collected, polite and friendly, but be firm and make it clear that you or your address is not involved, that you're preoccupied right now (make something 'important' up related to your life), and you're sorry you can't help them anymore.
Whatever you do, don't let them in with plants or weed in the house, as by giving your consent to letting them in, they have the right to search your house, and don't let them bully or force their way in - put a foot behind the door where they can't see it, and only have the door open about a foot.
After they've gone, discretely clear house when you know the coast is clear (do a walk around of the local streets and discretely look in cars to see if you're being watched), as they're definately on to you, and could well soon come back with a warrant based on lies.
NB. They may well have already checked out your rubbish bags too, so keep aware for any signs of that. The first sign you see and are sure someone's been tampering, get ready for the sh!t hitting the fan!
If anyone else has anything to add, please do.
Peace
After running the gauntlet for many years, I thought I'd post up this short guide to try and help keep people safe, and avoid getting busted:
Landlords:
- Sometimes come into your house when no-one's there: this is why you should change the locks as soon as you move in, and if he complains having tried the locks, you know it's a bad place to grow
- He/she comes around for a visit 'while they were in the neighbourhood' - this situation needs to be controlled, so be polite and friendly, but not too friendly, and say you're usually very busy and it's not really a good time right now...this will hopefully send a clear signal that it's not ok just to 'pop around', and establish some boundaries. This only happens with private landlords, as estate agents/lettings agents are usually more professional
- Asks one of his friends to go around. When the friend goes around he's there to check up on you, and will ask if his friend the owner is there (i.e. still living there from before), nosying around at the door in the process and checking you out at a surprise time, usually in the evening when you're likely to be high, and have bloodshot eyes/visibly high, etc.
- Arranges for a 'house valuation' to be done and gives you 24 hours notice, e.g. for a "re-mortgage", whereby someone comes around and checks every room in detail. Always check for ID, and this one can ruin a good grow, and everything needs to be cleared and cleaned in a day. EDITED TO ADD: House valuers also check inside the loft/attic, so ALL the house must be cleared!
ALSO EDITED:
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- Regular house inspections from the agent/landlord themselves. In some countries like the UK this is a regular thing, and can be as often as every 3 months, so you must time your grows in rented accomodation around these.
They're often a full house inspection 'to see if you're adhering to the rules', not including the loft/attic normally, so there's the possibility to hide the plants up there, but be CAREFUL! and cover them. Sometimes they don't want to view upstairs, particularly when they see you're keeping the downstairs perfect, during inspections at least!!
Be sure to have these inspection dates firmly clear in your head, as having a 'surprise' visit because you got the dates mixed up can cause panic, especially if the house has a mini-forest inside!!
---------------
Cops: the 'Knock and Talk' is the favourite - i.e. they can't get enough evidence to get a warrant, otherwise they'd be busting you right now!
Typical tactics involve saying someone's been badly injured and your address is linked, saying there's a problem with your vehicle, that an escaped convict was seen in your backyard, etc, and could they come in and talk about it....don't believe a word of it, but stay calm, collected, polite and friendly, but be firm and make it clear that you or your address is not involved, that you're preoccupied right now (make something 'important' up related to your life), and you're sorry you can't help them anymore.
Whatever you do, don't let them in with plants or weed in the house, as by giving your consent to letting them in, they have the right to search your house, and don't let them bully or force their way in - put a foot behind the door where they can't see it, and only have the door open about a foot.
After they've gone, discretely clear house when you know the coast is clear (do a walk around of the local streets and discretely look in cars to see if you're being watched), as they're definately on to you, and could well soon come back with a warrant based on lies.
NB. They may well have already checked out your rubbish bags too, so keep aware for any signs of that. The first sign you see and are sure someone's been tampering, get ready for the sh!t hitting the fan!
If anyone else has anything to add, please do.
Peace
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