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Bobby Boucher
Active member
I still can't get over the fact that we are going through a butt-eating fad. It's in all the rap songs.
Die hard rap fans eat the booty. It's absolutely a thing. Ask around.
Die hard rap fans eat the booty. It's absolutely a thing. Ask around.
M
moose eater
In my world, that's even further away from 'desirable bucket list addition' than a dildo up the poop chute.
When someone asks if I want my salad tossed, I insist that we're strictly talking about romaine lettuce, some croutons, a bit of freshly grated parmesan, and maybe some blackened chicken or shrimp, with a classic Caesar dressing, utilizing fresh anchovy paste and raw eggs...
But to each their own.
When someone asks if I want my salad tossed, I insist that we're strictly talking about romaine lettuce, some croutons, a bit of freshly grated parmesan, and maybe some blackened chicken or shrimp, with a classic Caesar dressing, utilizing fresh anchovy paste and raw eggs...
But to each their own.
Brother Nature
Well-known member
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My cousins a nurse and her favourite story involves an elderly vicar and a hair brush in a freak ‘falling off chair while putting curtains up’ incident.
My worst experience was driving across a bridge from Canada to USA once as a teenager with a quart in my pocket.
It was only as we were approaching the other side of the bridge that I saw the border post and realised that the bridge was actually the border. Queue 7 grams of weed in a a large baggie promptly and unceremoniously being plunged up my anus, sans lube.
I can still remember that feeling 20 years later :-(
My worst experience was driving across a bridge from Canada to USA once as a teenager with a quart in my pocket.
It was only as we were approaching the other side of the bridge that I saw the border post and realised that the bridge was actually the border. Queue 7 grams of weed in a a large baggie promptly and unceremoniously being plunged up my anus, sans lube.
I can still remember that feeling 20 years later :-(
M
moose eater
After dropping off 5 lbs. in SE Alaska about 40 years ago, and catching the ferry up to Haines, on my way back to Whitehorse to pick up my pup I'd left there for her safety during the 'mission,' I had brought a half-dozen small joints into Canada with me, in a tiny, home-made, custom-fitted zip lock, sealing 2 sides of the plastic with heat. Those 2 edges in particular were fairly coarse.
I got strip searched while hitch-hiking through a small community between Haines, Alaska and Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, and I'm pretty sure the RCMP fellow knew he had me. He allowed me a 'changing and modesty' opportunity in an unlocked cell at some point during the process, and I slipped the home-made, rough-edged zip-lock up my arse, suffering minor lacerations in my nether-regions.
Since then, any border crossings with such items are either successfully sealed and stuffed into a space on a vehicle that is very unlikely to be discovered, dog or no dog, or, if carried in a body cavity, wrapped in plastic food wrap, then cased several times in condoms that are trimmed properly after being triple-knotted (3 layers of condoms minimum, with 3 knots minimum each), and lube used, with either process taking place well in advance of the border.
Anything less is simply self-abuse.
St. Phatty
Active member
I find that scratching my back and butt can be sort of a pleasurable sense of relief.
When I scratch my lower legs because the skin dries out and it's more eczema, it's not pleasant, it's more a desperate scratching.
To the final bloody conclusion.
Once I went to an anti-war demonstration with poison oak on my lower legs. The itchiness was SO BAD. My first poison oak. Standing there with my sign protesting the war. Cars driving by. My calves and legs are bleeding because when you scratch all the skin off part of your leg, it tends to bleed. I was wearing shorts.
OK that's my contribution to the dinner table conversation.
When I scratch my lower legs because the skin dries out and it's more eczema, it's not pleasant, it's more a desperate scratching.
To the final bloody conclusion.
Once I went to an anti-war demonstration with poison oak on my lower legs. The itchiness was SO BAD. My first poison oak. Standing there with my sign protesting the war. Cars driving by. My calves and legs are bleeding because when you scratch all the skin off part of your leg, it tends to bleed. I was wearing shorts.
OK that's my contribution to the dinner table conversation.
........A homo walks up to a bruiser in a bar and says:
Homo: If you went camping and woke up the next morning with a condom stuck in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Bruiser: What the fuck? Hell no!
Homo: Want to go camping?
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Homo: If you went camping and woke up the next morning with a condom stuck in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Bruiser: What the fuck? Hell no!
Homo: Want to go camping?
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JustSumTomatoes
Indicas make dreams happen
This thread has me cracking up 
Reminds me of one time I was at this party and I overheard the girl beside me telling her friend about how she was into sticking her fingers into her fiances back end during the act and he was extremely uncomfortable with it, lol. She was saying about how she really wanted to get her whole fist in there and eventually would regardless of his opinion. Later on after puffing with a few dudes in the basement, I met up with my girl outside who was talking with her and her dude. The guy seemed stressed to all hell, chain smoking while she would interrupt and talk over him. All I could think of was feeling sorry for the poor bloke. Girl had that man on lockdown.
Reminds me of one time I was at this party and I overheard the girl beside me telling her friend about how she was into sticking her fingers into her fiances back end during the act and he was extremely uncomfortable with it, lol. She was saying about how she really wanted to get her whole fist in there and eventually would regardless of his opinion. Later on after puffing with a few dudes in the basement, I met up with my girl outside who was talking with her and her dude. The guy seemed stressed to all hell, chain smoking while she would interrupt and talk over him. All I could think of was feeling sorry for the poor bloke. Girl had that man on lockdown.
Meet Gavin McInnes, founder of the Proud Boys, a far-right organization that he says promotes Western values. Here he is shoving a dildo up his ass on his show to "own the Libs."
Maybe the person mentioned by the OP is just showing solidarity with Gavin and got a little carried away showing those Liberals what for.
Maybe the person mentioned by the OP is just showing solidarity with Gavin and got a little carried away showing those Liberals what for.
Ah - hahahhahha!
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coconutcurry
High
Maybe the guys with the butt plugs just got used to the US-prison-system?
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My favorite:
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https://funnyjunk.com/Jail+ass/funny-pictures/5646534/
My favorite:
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I was up late the other night and there was an infomercial with nothing but sex toys and how to use them.not lying.honestly made me a little disgusted.just regular tv.not cable or anything
you "did" watch it, didn't you?
disgusting or not, it HAD to be more interesting than regular television.
you "did" watch it, didn't you?
Lol well the way the girl was describing it was kinda hot.the way it vibrates the clit! I was just more surprised the way they were showing it
St. Phatty
Active member
It helps to have long fingernails if you're going for that hard to reach butt scratch.
Unless you're trained your cat to do your scratching for you.
So glad I didn't have my cat de-clawed !!!
Unless you're trained your cat to do your scratching for you.
So glad I didn't have my cat de-clawed !!!
