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troutman
Seed Whore
Isn't it an election year?
yeah, and there is a real asshole in the White House. hmmm...
M
moose eater
Had an off-duty Dutch Customs woman tell me in a private setting that what is being referred to herein as a 'prison pocket' is the most assured method of traveling Internationally with stash, or other smaller contraband.
She said it was the most successful method she knew of. And she was correct.
Properly 'shielding' the item(s) (numerous times over) carried there, requires some thoughtfulness and effort, in order to keep them from succumbing to the lessening of desirable essence, resulting from the distasteful environment therein.
But I've never experienced any materials inserted as becoming reluctant to eventually be discharged, and there was -always- a purpose involving crossing of human-generated, imaginary geographical lines, whereat my rights against searches, seizures, statements against myself, and more, became magically, inherently moot.
Re. those finding pleasure in distantly related habits, more power to you. It's your body, and the people you call on when you create a somewhat humorous crisis, are being paid to serve you. That's what they get paid for; serving the needy public.. Even if they've done something that's socially rare, and, perhaps, a bit laughable..
She said it was the most successful method she knew of. And she was correct.
Properly 'shielding' the item(s) (numerous times over) carried there, requires some thoughtfulness and effort, in order to keep them from succumbing to the lessening of desirable essence, resulting from the distasteful environment therein.
But I've never experienced any materials inserted as becoming reluctant to eventually be discharged, and there was -always- a purpose involving crossing of human-generated, imaginary geographical lines, whereat my rights against searches, seizures, statements against myself, and more, became magically, inherently moot.
Re. those finding pleasure in distantly related habits, more power to you. It's your body, and the people you call on when you create a somewhat humorous crisis, are being paid to serve you. That's what they get paid for; serving the needy public.. Even if they've done something that's socially rare, and, perhaps, a bit laughable..
White Beard
Active member
Isn't it an election year?
No, that’s next year
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
You'd thinks they'd use a dildo with a stopper like the butt plugs have. So I'm told.
St. Phatty
Active member
Or at LEAST the dildo should generate electricity or something.
T
Teddybrae
Oh how wonderfully classless and free we are. Just imagine it wasn't that long ago that evil was associated with bottoms. Now we're all cool with it. Men, having entered an era with little or no censorship, we're free to to choose anal retentive topics. Yay! I 'm free, I 'm free!
Some guys talk about cars. Some about fine wines. Some talk about beautiful women.
Stewart talks about men with things lodged in their butts. It's kind of his thing.
Are you insinuating that our bottoms have attained a certain liberty - over previous generations Teddy?
I've always considered mine a one-way street - and anything that goes against the flow of traffic - is just an obstruction.
Mind you - everyone has the right to do with their bottom as they please - even if it does involve consenting marsupials, two-way traffic, champagne jeroboam bottles and the odd Sony Walkman -
I've always considered mine a one-way street - and anything that goes against the flow of traffic - is just an obstruction.
Mind you - everyone has the right to do with their bottom as they please - even if it does involve consenting marsupials, two-way traffic, champagne jeroboam bottles and the odd Sony Walkman -
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
I was sitting at a gay bar last night and you know the most common question I heard?
"Can I push in your stool?"
Lol
"Can I push in your stool?"
Lol
troutman
Seed Whore
You guys are sick. To even discuss such a disgusting subject is beyond comprehension.
Now, I can understand getting a dildo stick in your throat. I mean, we've all been there, right? But, up your butt? You guys are sick.
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Now, I can understand getting a dildo stick in your throat. I mean, we've all been there, right? But, up your butt? You guys are sick.
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Glass bottles that are open and can't be pulled out is also a popular masturbation method I mean c'mon that's what this is masturbation and who hasn't done that? Your weird if you haven't done it how you do it is nobody's business but your own. No I don't stick things in my ass to please myself lol
I saw on TV that the suction from an open bottle will prevent you from pulling it out so if it ever happens to you break the bottle or make a hole if it's plastic lol or leave the bottle closed lmao
I saw on TV that the suction from an open bottle will prevent you from pulling it out so if it ever happens to you break the bottle or make a hole if it's plastic lol or leave the bottle closed lmao
St. Phatty
Active member
Well at least they didn't use a rolled up magazine.
Wouldn't want to die from a paper cut.
Wouldn't want to die from a paper cut.
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
Glass bottles that are open and can't be pulled out is also a popular masturbation method I mean c'mon that's what this is masturbation and who hasn't done that? Your weird if you haven't done it how you do it is nobody's business but your own. No I don't stick things in my ass to please myself lol
I saw on TV that the suction from an open bottle will prevent you from pulling it out so if it ever happens to you break the bottle or make a hole if it's plastic lol or leave the bottle closed lmao
Ya wanker. Lol
Screwing in the ocean will do it. So I'm told. Again.
RMS
This is why a top shelf dildo has a big set of balls
CannaRed
Cannabinerd
M
moose eater
Ya' know.. Maybe it's kinda' like they said about eating chicken in the south years ago, as a metaphor re. drug use; "Everybody's either talking about it or doing it..." Except that maybe this correlation or contrast is in reverse.
Personally, I've never had any erotic sense of my bum. My ex-wife used to attempt to use that area as an erogenous zone, and it didn't serve very well; found it to be more annoying or distracting, personally. Though it's served quite well where crossing the aforementioned human-made borders have been concerned.
I -can- assert that on long flights, like 8-20 hours, a person should limit the amount of sugar-free chocolates or sweets they eat, as maltitol, etc., possess the capacity to act as laxatives, and if you're 'packing' contraband, it can create a less-than-convenient urge at the wrong time. For that matter, vegetables high in fiber (or cellulose) can also be detrimental. It's probably one of the few moments that we older people ought to stick to cheese, or other food items that help 'slow the flow.'
Nothing quietly exclaims, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" in one's private conversation in their mind, like talking with INS or similar, and getting the urge to shit like there's no tomorrow.. knowing that if they give in, there really may be a seriously different tomorrow.
Personally, I've never had any erotic sense of my bum. My ex-wife used to attempt to use that area as an erogenous zone, and it didn't serve very well; found it to be more annoying or distracting, personally. Though it's served quite well where crossing the aforementioned human-made borders have been concerned.
I -can- assert that on long flights, like 8-20 hours, a person should limit the amount of sugar-free chocolates or sweets they eat, as maltitol, etc., possess the capacity to act as laxatives, and if you're 'packing' contraband, it can create a less-than-convenient urge at the wrong time. For that matter, vegetables high in fiber (or cellulose) can also be detrimental. It's probably one of the few moments that we older people ought to stick to cheese, or other food items that help 'slow the flow.'
Nothing quietly exclaims, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" in one's private conversation in their mind, like talking with INS or similar, and getting the urge to shit like there's no tomorrow.. knowing that if they give in, there really may be a seriously different tomorrow.
