Mega Millions $500,000,000 next drawing

[cocktail frank]

lotto is just tax for stupid people.
the only people getting rich off this are the lottery agencies.

but i have thought about what i would do if i won.
i would have "contests" for hot women who want to get paid.
whoever catches a small warm pile of "me" with their yaps "wins" 100k.
think of how many women would be trying to engulf me......

FTW!

 

[Bobby Stainless]

FTW!

 

[mpd]

If I win there's gonna' be a run on seedbay.

 

[Stoner4Life]

how about jumping out of a van Publishers Clearing House style knocking on doors and handing bags of cash out to people looking like they need it.......


BANG!!! tax free!!!

unless they report it

 

[Big D]

Imagine all the booty you could get with 500 million dollars...... I get light headed.

 

[OrganicBuds]

Maybe I am crazy, but I would still work and do what I do. Just vacation more and pay off my family's bills.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Maybe I am crazy, but I would still work and do what I do. Just vacation more and pay off my family's bills.

yeah, you're NUTS!!!

unless of course you're the local man-whore.......

 

[Hammerhead]

not with that kind of cash. i would find plenty to keep me busy. Might need to invest in Viagra

 

[SpasticGramps]

I rarely, and by rarely I mean maaaybe twice a year, put even a $1 on a lottery ticket. Statistically speaking lottery games about to a tax on stupid people.

I did throw down on this pot though.

50 bones is going to make me 500mil.

Sorry guys, daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

 

[SpasticGramps]

nearly goes w/o saying bro, I was already thinking about how sweet it would be to build a massive home style rescue center for cats & dogs, could be funded forever through a trust. Couches, beds, pillows, big screen TVs, top quality food, biscuits, catnip and hot n' cold running belly rubs for everyone.......

of course there'd be plenty of friends & people to help as well but I'm a sucker for our furbabies.

That's awesome. That's what my mom always talks about wanting to do. At one point growing up we had 8 cats with us overseas. Two cats and 3 dogs with gramps in the states. One a greyhound race dog. "Lady"

Now we have three dogs (one a new neighborhood stray) and 2 cats.

Needless to say I love animals and that would be a badass life.

 

[TribalSeeds]

I never play, but I just bought the winning ticket. Keep driving up my prize money suckas!
The odds of getting struck by lightning are about one in 280,000
The odds of winning the Mega Millions jackpot for the next drawing on Friday are estimated at about one in 176 million, according to lottery officials. Though that bolt from the sky may strike you more than 500 times before you hit that jackpot, it's still fun to dream.

 

[FlowerFarmer]

I never play, but I just bought the winning ticket. Keep driving up my prize money suckas!
The odds of getting struck by lightning are about one in 280,000
The odds of winning the Mega Millions jackpot for the next drawing on Friday are estimated at about one in 176 million, according to lottery officials. Though that bolt from the sky may strike you more than 500 times before you hit that jackpot, it's still fun to dream.

aw dammit.. now after I take possession of my winnings all I'm going to be able to think about is how likely I am to get struck by lightning.

.. Of course that will be short lived until I invest in a lightning proof suit.


Its weird though.. even though I never play the lottery I just as of recently had the urge to play. My 1st lotto ticket ever was purchased on St. Patrick's day 279mil or something.. I'm playing tomorrow... and then I'm done..seriously..

 

[Stoner4Life]

Sorry guys, daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

love ya gramps, really bro but you need a facial and a serious salon stylist way more than a new pair of shoes.......

 

[bobcat1963]

What I get for my dollar,or five spent is being able to dream of winning,it makes me feel good and its money well spent to me.You gotta play to win/dream

 

[Wiggs Dannyboy]

bought my one and only ticket this afternoon. I let the computer pick the numbers, the first two numbers on my ticket are 04 & 20. C'mon ping pong balls....

 

[Stoner4Life]

bought my one and only ticket this afternoon. I let the computer pick the numbers, the first two numbers on my ticket are 04 & 20. C'mon ping pong balls....

right on, those are great numbers for folks here to use, I like 7~11 for obvious reasons and 12~25 is another good pairing imo.......

 

[SpasticGramps]

love ya gramps, really bro but you need a facial and a serious salon stylist way more than a new pair of shoes.......

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I'm telling you bro. All I need is some new digs and I'll have completed my Pauldy D transformation.

I'm keeping it fresh.

 

[Hash Zeppelin]

It's more like 49% after the Windfall Tax. Yes, there is a Windfall Tax. Bastards.

taxes fuck taxes. I would take it all at once, and skip out on the taxes. goodbye usa. hello some where else.... ya know if that is even possible. I would leave some money though. Giant letters made from one dollar bills in the shape of a middle finger.

 

[HempKat]

taxes fuck taxes. I would take it all at once, and skip out on the taxes. goodbye usa. hello some where else.... ya know if that is even possible. I would leave some money though. Giant letters made from one dollar bills in the shape of a middle finger.

As I understand it, the IRS guys are right there at the lottery office when you go in to claim the prize and they take their cut right off the top.

 

[Stoner4Life]

taxes fuck taxes. I would take it all at once, and skip out on the taxes. goodbye usa. hello some where else.... ya know if that is even possible. I would leave some money though. Giant letters made from one dollar bills in the shape of a middle finger.

before claiming that prize try to establish homestead residency in one of these 9 states w/o any income tax:

Alaska
New Hampshire
Tennessee
Florida
South Dakota
Washington
Nevada
Wyoming
Texas

that would have to save a person millions.......