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greenmatter

looks like i can't tell my boss to go fuck himself ........... i talk to myself too much anyway
 

NOKUY

Active member
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loser?

only loser i know gets drunk and beats his younger wife, while wondering if they should cut there nappy hair for an inheritance...:biggrin:


lol...your fooled.

sooooo..easy.

how hard is it to hide crops from dumb stoners.

leo....even easier...

i grow carrots, listen to b. marley, kiss buddah ass, own prop. in alaska and colorado mtns. , and drink st ides.....any other stupid questions???
 

HempKat

Just A Simple Old Dirt Farmer
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Well I had been up all night working on harvest so I went to bed early yesterday afternoon. When I woke the lottery had been played. So I get on my computer and there's this headline "Official: Winning Mega Millions Ticket Sold" the story went on to say "A lottery official confirmed to the AP that a winning ticket worth $640 million was sold in Maryland." I was like whoa, could it be? I bought my ticket in Maryland? So with nervous anticipation I go get my ticket and then go to the lottery site to look up the winning numbers and...... my usual non luck prevailed, I had played 4 times, 2 Quick picks and 2 sets of numbers with personal significance to me and my wife and only managed to match 1 number out of those 4 chances. I mean it's just so me to not only not win but I can't even get lucky enough to get one of the token prizes. Ah well maybe next time the pot gets that large? Although according to a piece they did on CNN the odds of the pot ever getting this large are such that it should only happen once every 200 years or so.
 
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greenmatter

the odds off justin bieber and kim kardashian being born in the same century are slim too, but kanye west still happened

now i know why i hated math
 

Anti

Sorcerer's Apprentice
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The odds of a golf ball hitting any one blade of grass on a golf course are astronomical, but it happens every day.
 

k-s-p

Well-known member
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I got a quick pick ticket, the first four damn numbers were sequential. Saw that and knew I had no chance at all.
 

MIway

Registered User
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I got a quick pick ticket, the first four damn numbers were sequential. Saw that and knew I had no chance at all.


the 'pros' will tell ya picking like that is 'smart' as should u actually have the 'winners' no one else likely will (pick sequenti the like) so u wont have to split and it is all urs... lol, love it when the news puts a 'lotto expert' on tv ;-)

we just need 1million of us to coordinate &o buy 150 tickets, or something to that effect, and get every number combo possible, but have yo pick the proper jackpot size, then we would each get a couple of bucks a piece, afyer taxes... with all thr contracts in place! lol, lotto

but hey, better to be lucky than good, any day of the week, twice on sundays ;-)
 
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