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Mayan Prophecy Epic Fail Excuse Thread

Sideways

Active member
We are already inside the Mayan matrix. If you can see this post expect agents to be knocking down your door momentarily. Believe in neo.......
 
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draco

the 'end of the world' is when YOU die.



not so sexy perhaps, but absolutely certain.


why is it we want death to be an amusement park ride?


that you might die--- exciting!

that you will die---- boring...


wtf
 

southflorida

lives on planet 4:20
Veteran
we have no first-hand experience of our own conception and we have no first-hand experience of being born, and most likely we will not have a first-hand experience of dying

My theory is that our death will be similar to waking up from a dream

just another experience, but with a different rule-set
 

HOPS5K

Lover of Life
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Two Words : Poke Mon

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the med man

i actually saw john major jenkins live recently, he is a leading researchier on the matter.

what happens or now has happened is a galactic alignment between the sun, earth and the center of the milky way. culminating a cyclical 25,925 years. so all it is is our sun just had its great year around its ecliptc, peace, just like a birthday in different space time, mm
 

sso

Active member
Veteran
happy end of the world everyone.

welcome to the new world.

its pretty much, same as the old one.


yadayadaya, ba boom tsss.
 

thcglory

Member
I've been waiting all damn day for some crazy shit to happen... fucking Mayans
Who's a Guy gotta sacrifice to get a proper Armageddon around here
Customer satisfaction sure isn't what it used...
nothing but empty promises......fucking mayans




Word. F***ing dumb sadists
 

HOPS5K

Lover of Life
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my prophecy came true...the prophecy of Hops..it says "All bongs will be full by 10 am or gtfo."
 

HOPS5K

Lover of Life
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ne ways, this year was EPIC..f'n epic..if it would've ended, I would been okay...I had a good run, can't complain on the 21st when you're kicking it with some friends and smoking hella weed that doesn't run out..lol...who gives a rat about if the world does end..what about all the american prophecies that didn't come true? there's some weird american prophecies out there...like, the one the native americans have about the white buffalos and the blue and red stars in the sky...yeah, tell us all about the world ending when there's some proof to it..nothing says schizo like believing in some weird prophecy from some culture that was a live long long ago...it's all the weirdos who take advantage of people and take money and stuff..it's not actually the people that believe these things, it's the cultish side that takes over and consumes us...
 

dddaver

Active member
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Excuses? uh...I forgot to set my alarm...my watch broke...oh, you thought I said end days, I meant end of crasze...Uh, we just ran out of paper to write on, you took it wrong...who were these Mayan assholes again? holy shit, a fucking ignorant native Mexican tribe overrun by the Spanish hundreds of years ago? oh shit, what did they say?, and I missed what?
 

mpd

Lammen Gorthaur
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Deep in the far reaches of space a quasar is pivoting on its axis and will soon line up a shot that will strike the Earth dead on with a beam of radiation so strong that all life will be extinguished. This will happen within our lifetimes, but hopefully after I have a series of raging sexual affairs with a bevy of buxom lasses!
 

lost in a sea

Lifer
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its just about the sun changing its "house" from pisces into aquarius.. there is a handover period between the "houses" and 2012 is around the beginning, by 2042 we will be half way through that handover so technically in Aquarius.. and an era will technically end.. pisces is why christ is associated with a fish and water..



the whole precession of the equinox thing..
 
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