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MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS
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Has masturbating stopped being fun?
Do you ever masturbate alone?
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without masturbation?
Do you find that your friends are determined by your masturbation?
Do you masturbate to avoid dealing with your problems?
Do you masturbate to cope with your feelings?
Does your masturbation let you live in a privately defined world?
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your masturbation?
Has your masturbation caused problems with eyesight or insanity?
When your lube is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?
Do you plan your life around your masturbation?
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your masturbation damaging your relationship with them?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with masturbation.
change one word and...
Has masturbating stopped being fun?
Do you ever masturbate alone?
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without masturbation?
Do you find that your friends are determined by your masturbation?
Do you masturbate to avoid dealing with your problems?
Do you masturbate to cope with your feelings?
Does your masturbation let you live in a privately defined world?
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your masturbation?
Has your masturbation caused problems with eyesight or insanity?
When your lube is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?
Do you plan your life around your masturbation?
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your masturbation damaging your relationship with them?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with masturbation.
J
Jam Master Jaco
Has masturbating stopped being fun? ...yes.
Do you ever masturbate alone? ...no
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without masturbation? ...yes
Do you find that your friends are determined by your masturbation? As I always say, I'll make a friend through masturbation without any procrastination.
Do you masturbate to avoid dealing with your problems? ..all the time..
Do you masturbate to cope with your feelings? ...usually I start crying half way through anyways...so yes.
Does your masturbation let you live in a privately defined world? ...too personal...
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your masturbation? I haven't kept my New Year's resolution for over ten years.
Has your masturbation caused problems with eyesight or insanity? yEs
When your lube is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?
Do you plan your life around your masturbation? yes
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your masturbation damaging your relationship with them? yes. Palmela Handerson knows how to please me
If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with masturbation. uhh ohh
well that was fun
G
Guest
Marijuana Anonymous = Bagseed
Has smoking pot stopped being fun? hell no
Do you ever get high alone? yes
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana? no
Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use?no
Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems?fuck no
Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings?no
Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?no
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking?no
Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation?no
When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?no
Do you plan your life around your marijuana use?no
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them? yes, but its their fault
Do you ever get high alone? yes
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana? no
Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use?no
Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems?fuck no
Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings?no
Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?no
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking?no
Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation?no
When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?no
Do you plan your life around your marijuana use?no
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them? yes, but its their fault
G
Guest
forget about marijauna being a gateway drug, check out the dangers of bread
I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make anyone think twice....
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make anyone think twice....
1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!
6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
