MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS

[NOKUY]

I came across this questionaire while surfin the net...thought we could have some fun with it:

Has smoking pot stopped being fun?

Do you ever get high alone?

Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana?

Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use?

Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems?

Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings?

Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?

Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking?

Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation?

When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?

Do you plan your life around your marijuana use?

Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them?


If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with marijuana.

 

[Guest]

where do we go for help?

 

[Guest]

lolz jk

 

[Gangabiss]

hahahahahaha wow

I answered yes to nearly all of the questions...

Take me away and lock me up. I have a problem with dope

 

[NOKUY]

where do we go for help?

I dont know, but some of us have a pretty serious problem LOL.

actually the only question that should matter is the 1st one (has smoking stopped being fun?)....FUCK NO!

 

[pipeline]

What? So if I enjoy a couple tokes while sittin here on the computer with noone around, "I have a problem with marijuana" now? Likely was made by MD's just trying to bring in more patients.

And what exactly does "Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?" mean?

 

[Gangabiss]

Why the hell would you smoke if it wasn't fun?


pipeline, I think it means 'do you think for yourself and question authority?'

 

[NOKUY]

:

pipeline, I think it means 'do you think for yourself and question authority?'

^^^god forbid if you ever happen to do that

 

[Grat3fulh3ad]

I came across this questionaire while surfin the net...thought we could have some fun with it:

Has smoking pot stopped being fun?
NOPE
Do you ever get high alone?
YEP
Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana?
YEP
Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use?
YEP
Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems?
NOPE
Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings?
NOPE
Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?
I WISH
Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking?
I DON'T MAKE FOOLISH PROMISES
Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation?
NOPE
When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?
STASH NEARLY EMPTY? PLEASE EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT>
Do you plan your life around your marijuana use?
YEP
Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them?
NOPE

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with marijuana.

I answered within the QUOTE...

 

[Guest]

Has smoking pot stopped being fun? NO

Do you ever get high alone? YES

Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana? YES

Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use? NO

Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems? NO AND YES

Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings? YES AND NO

Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world? NO

Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking? YES

Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation? NO

When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more? YES

Do you plan your life around your marijuana use? NO, but I do plan my mj use around my life.

Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them? YES - My wife

That was fun

ws

 

[idontgivenames]

If you can't be happy with out drugs, you shouldnt be doing them. That's all you need to know about any psychoactive. Other than dosages and all that good stuff.

 

[Xtbudda]

Hi, my name is Xtbudda and Im a potaholic and damn proud of it.
Just think I could be drinking and driving, beating on women, drinking my pay cheque away, etc, but I chose to break the law, a law made by alcoholics.

 

[minds_I]

Hello all,

Has smoking pot stopped being fun? Sometimes

Do you ever get high alone? Buahahahaha, everyday

Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana? Yes

Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use? No.

Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems? Not that I am aware of

Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings? No

Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world? No, although when I am stoned and alone I am.

Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking? Never made that promise.

Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation? Yes.

When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more? Yes.

Do you plan your life around your marijuana use? No, I plan my mj use around my life.

Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them? No.

Hmmmmm, well shiiiittt, I have a MJ problem. Hmmmm. What else is new.

The truth of the matter is since I have been growing instead of buying, I have been smoking more then I would smoke if I had to buy it.

Its been nearly two years and growing is soooo much fun and the payoff is great. But I have been thinking that I have been consuming too much of my own buds for my own good.

I am a med patient but I do indeed over medicate.

Yeah, I got a problem- I am not yet ready to deal with it- come talk to me about it in another 30 years.

minds_I

PS:

They forgot to ask...Do you have a drawer full of smoking accessories (ie, bongs, pipes, papers.....)? Hell yes.

 

[I.M. Boggled]

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[Grat3fulh3ad]

If you can't be happy with out drugs, you shouldnt be doing them. That's all you need to know about any psychoactive. Other than dosages and all that good stuff.

Yeah Right... If You can't be happy without drugs, then you should not be happy? Bah.... Everyone does Drugs to be happy...

 

[Alex-F]

^^ I don't. I'm happy without drugs, very actually.

I do them because I want to, because it's entertaining and fun.

Nothing more, nothing less

 

[Closet Funk]

Has smoking pot stopped being fun? NO (It's always fun to smoke)

Do you ever get high alone? YES

Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana? YES (cannabis makes life better)

Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use? NO (they all smoke too)

Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems? NO

Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings? YES and NO (I smoke when I'm in a bad mood, it makes me feel better)

Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world? NO

Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking? NO

Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation? SOMETIMES (Repeat the question!)

When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more? NO (It sucks being out but I don't fiend)

Do you plan your life around your marijuana use? HELL YEA!

Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them? NO (my fam and friends are potheads too)

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with marijuana.

Well I got a problem! Dammit!

 

[Guest]

in my country there is problem

 

[NserUame]

I came across this questionaire while surfin the net...thought we could have some fun with it:

Has smoking pot stopped being fun?-Didn't know that was possible.

Do you ever get high alone?-Absolutely.

Is it hard for you to imagine a life without marijuana?-No, it's just not a pleasant thought.

Do you find that your friends are determined by your marijuana use?-Determined to match perhaps.

Do you smoke marijuana to avoid dealing with your problems?-Only if the dilema is, should I smoke?

Do you smoke pot to cope with your feelings?-Sometimes, everyone has something they fall back on in emotionally stressful situations. Some listen to Emo music, some beat their wife,...I toke.

Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?-Well one time I was so high I locked myself in my room. I imagined the rest of my life played out in that tiny room, scrounging on dropped food items sprinkled throughout the carpet. But aside from my imagination, no.

Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking?

Well when I was 8 years old I said I would never smoke pot, that same year I also said I'd never like girls...neither really played out, I can say for sure breaking my vow about women has been by far more problematic than marijuana smoke.

Has your use of marijuana caused problems with memory, concentration, or motivation?
I've never forgotten where the pipe is, nor forgot I was in the process of smoking a bowl, nor had more motivation to hit up Wendys than when I was stoned. If anything it's only improved them.

When your stash is nearly empty, do you feel anxious or worried about how to get more?
Only in other states, countries, or parallel universes. Cause hell, if it weren't for the movie Blow I wouldn't know how to say Marijuana in spanish.

Do you plan your life around your marijuana use?
Well technically, the day always starts with a bowl and ends with a bowl. Everything else being sandwhiched inbetween and what not leads me to say, yup.

Have friends or relatives ever complained that your pot smoking is damaging your relationship with them?
Once I forgot a girlfriends birthday, apparently due to marijuana related memory loss. She dumped me. A week later (the very week of the dumping) I found out she cheated on me, and got the clap. After a negative on the testing, I thanked Marijuana for saving me from penial discharge. Go marijuana.

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may have a problem with marijuana.

Help, call 911 I have a problem with Marijuana.

 

[Grat3fulh3ad]

^^ I don't. I'm happy without drugs, very actually.

I do them because I want to, because it's entertaining and fun.

Nothing more, nothing less

I say that everyone does... From this perspective:

Happiness is nothing more than a certian set of chemicals in the brain in certian ratios...
Whatever means one uses to achieve this specific brain chemistry called happiness is your drug...
Be it a substance, a religion, a relationship, solving problems, growing a garden, Running, weightlifting, or whatever... if it causes mood altering changes in brain chemistry, imho it is a 'drug' in a broader sense of the idea...