Maria Sanchez
Well-known member
Free guano!
Haha! Yeah, someone mentioned that already.
Sounds like a good idea, but...
1. Me poking around under those bats, may lead to the guano landing on me, or the bats freaking out and flying everywhere. It's already freaky enough in the batcave, with most bats upside down asleep but a few flying around making batty squeaking sounds -- they have a wingspan of about +/- 40 cm from what I can see, and the two escape exits are a tiny hole 50 m down a dark, slippery and hole strewn driveway, or a slightly bigger hole up a dark slippery slope at the other end. Don't want to have to run out of there with a few hundred freaked out bats chasing after me.
2. Bats, and um, you know, the Covid bat-origins hypothesis? I have no idea how sanitary or otherwise these bats are. Edit: so, you know, Googling raw/fresh bat poop in your garden, sounds like it isn't too dangerous, but there are some pathogens which aren't much fun.
3. The guano would be raw, and there's no way I'm putting raw anything fertilizer on my plants (also see point 2). Would be great to have a proper composting pile, then I could use it with other organic matter.
I think they're new here, so maybe they just nest / live / 'hang out' here at certain times in the year. If one day it is clear of bats, they're all out (rescuing Gotham city or something), I may have a look and see if there's anything like old matured guano there. Then try to figure a way to cleanly and safely collect it, put it somewhere else to age (or whatever the word is), and use it 6 or 12 months down the road in a later grow.
TL,DR: I'm not going to use it now, but may think about a safe way to use it in the future.
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