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Man versus Drug Test
- Thread starter slohemian
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Pinkladyeater
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slohemian, good luck to you.
slohemian
Member
I PASSED! ICMAG, I am grateful. To all that gave me their wellwishes and assistance, i am in your debt. Thank you.
While i did pass the test, the "Sentinel Offender Program" (aka the new program that paired up w/ my court services) tells me i have to call this phone number, every day sunday-thursday, and type a pin number. This will then tell me if i need to come in the NEXT DAY for a piss test. Very very lame, but I am sitting exactly where i want to be right now.
Oh yeah get this, i get bladder shy and cant piss when the dude takes me to the stall, of course hes got the mirror scoped in on my wang... Anywho, i ask for some water, he says im only allowed 3 glasses because any more than that, and i could piss 'dilute'. He then says, "yeah if you piss dilute its an automatic failure". WHAT THE FUCK?! Didnt know water was now illegal to drink in excess.
I dont think its sunk in completely, i had my doubts guys i really did. Today is day 10 since i stopped smoking. I was smoking bowl after bowl after bowl daily prior to quitting. Exercise, NO Xplode, and the wise minds of ICmag will do wonders.
I dont know what else to say but thank you, thank you, thank you!
To those who may be in my place in the near future, hold your heads up.
While i did pass the test, the "Sentinel Offender Program" (aka the new program that paired up w/ my court services) tells me i have to call this phone number, every day sunday-thursday, and type a pin number. This will then tell me if i need to come in the NEXT DAY for a piss test. Very very lame, but I am sitting exactly where i want to be right now.
Oh yeah get this, i get bladder shy and cant piss when the dude takes me to the stall, of course hes got the mirror scoped in on my wang... Anywho, i ask for some water, he says im only allowed 3 glasses because any more than that, and i could piss 'dilute'. He then says, "yeah if you piss dilute its an automatic failure". WHAT THE FUCK?! Didnt know water was now illegal to drink in excess.
I dont think its sunk in completely, i had my doubts guys i really did. Today is day 10 since i stopped smoking. I was smoking bowl after bowl after bowl daily prior to quitting. Exercise, NO Xplode, and the wise minds of ICmag will do wonders.
I dont know what else to say but thank you, thank you, thank you!
To those who may be in my place in the near future, hold your heads up.
Pinkladyeater
Active member
slohemian that's awesome! Great news to hear.
Well tomorrow is the day. Will dune pass or fail? 3rd piss of the morning was a positive :-( did the dilution and aspirin technique and got a neg result 1 and a half hours later. I plan on finishing my method in the parking lot and make a yellow bottle bomb (ew). Go into the test 30 minutes early and increase the fluid amounts by 1 liter.
My question to anyone out the that has good knowledge on these test. Does it matter if you drink soft drinks in with your water and juice as it could increase the glucose being discharged in the urine and contain more metabolites.
Everyone i could use your support on this one. Its my finally test and im nervous as hell. If i do win and beat the system i think it will be a good time to donate some money to the legalization effort.
Ty ICMAG and its users if i dont come back you have enlightened me to never worry about slinging ever again. and for that i am deeply grateful.
My question to anyone out the that has good knowledge on these test. Does it matter if you drink soft drinks in with your water and juice as it could increase the glucose being discharged in the urine and contain more metabolites.
Everyone i could use your support on this one. Its my finally test and im nervous as hell. If i do win and beat the system i think it will be a good time to donate some money to the legalization effort.
Ty ICMAG and its users if i dont come back you have enlightened me to never worry about slinging ever again. and for that i am deeply grateful.
Well folks im back and i finally free from the man. Did the dilution method perfect and i can vouch for it. PM me if you are ever in a drug testing situation and ill tell u how to pass every time. But heres the funny part. it was my last visit and they didnt even bother testing me!!!!!! im fucking lucky as hell but was still glad my piss test in my care was a negative result anyway. For now i got a bong, a blunt with my name on it and i think i damn well desire it. My grow diary shall follow very soon as i no longer have to worry.
Careful! There is no new Whizzinator. Feds took it all away from them. The company you're linking to is just selling a similar product for a different use. Puck Tech is gone and I'd bet they don't want anything to do with selling Whizzinators. They wouldn't be able to circumvent their legal problems by selling the Whizzinator as a sex toy.
Dune, please post your method. Spending money on synthetic urine every time there's a "random" drug test at work is eating a hole in my wallet. At the rate I'm going I'd be better off taking a lower paying job that doesn't test.
Back in the 80's while serving in the Army,I was stationed in Alaska. The bud was awesome to say the least. As everyone knows the military is death on weed or any kind of drugs for recreation,yes even alcohol.They used to tell us when a piss test was going to take place usually the next A.M. We would take niacin which is a B vitamin 1000 mgs. B vitamin makes most people flush red and get itchy,last an hour or so. while this was taking place drink a lot of water coffee or what have you pee three times and the next one was for the test. always negative results. We had a guy who was on call for getting tested, they would call once or twice a week to test him,he would stall them for a couple hours,mission first excuse. He'd do the Niacin thing and go test he never failed either. We were told that niacin or vit B flushed out your system.I currently take an extended release B scrip from my Doc I'm 100% disabled vet I use the VA. It has been found to raise good cholesterol,and studies have shown it actually cleanses the arteries and vein of plaque and goo. My good cholesterol went from 45 to 90 while the bad went from 200 to 80. I'd say from my experience that B vitamins will flush you out, of THC and other stuff.
