lmfao off, stupidest thing ive ever heard..

[waydee]

Its like some people consider cannabis some sort of alien plant that requires different things to any other plant! i mean the blacklight myth, jesus - also the ol' using halogen lights... do people seriously think that they've found some sort of amazing bargain nobody has cottoned on to yet? 500watts for a few bux?! its gotta be good, rite.

Also the myth that cannabis needs extreme heat to grow, that people run space heaters etc.. it boggles the mind.

 

[Nikijad4210]

I ignite my farts to illuminate my grow. It's the only way to produce true organic roadkill skunk buds.

So that's how it's done! Who'da thunk it?

Moose, you are using the wrong mood enhancer. Turn on the religious channel. Get some Pat Robertson or Jerry Folwell. Your male plants will lose their balls and the female plants will never uncross their pistils and it will be impossible to impregnate them. Yummy--virgin bud!

Lmfao, but what about the hermies? I can see a plant uprising over fair treatment demands

 

[Pops]

Niki, if my plants are listening to the Jesus channels, they find out soon enough that God doesn't like trannies or lesbians!

 

[Nikijad4210]

Hahahaha, if that's the case, then what would that make them, Pops? If they're not good little religious pot plants loved by their god......? Lol

 

[Pops]

According to Jesus(I talked to him last night), it's O.K. for my girls to be queer, as long as they don't reproduce and aren't practicing queers.

 

[hydroclops]

Practicing Queers, That just to funny.


But I was told by a master grower that if you set up a video camera,
and point it at the sun for 12 hours, then you could hook that up to a LCD sreen
and voila.

And if you wanted a second light, all you have to do is make a copy of
the tape and there you go twice the light.

 

[Nikijad4210]

But I was told by a master grower that if you set up a video camera,
and point it at the sun for 12 hours, then you could hook that up to a LCD sreen
and voila.

And if you wanted a second light, all you have to do is make a copy of
the tape and there you go twice the light.

Hydro, now, as obviously sarcastic as this thread is, you just know some moron's going to try that.......

 

[Pops]

Anyone know how much it costs for a video camera?

 

[Nikijad4210]

Anyone know how much it costs for a video camera?

Aw come on, Pops, there's no need to degrade yourself like that

 

[JJScorpio]

Here is a post at another forum I got sent to me that people should get a laugh from....


Originally Posted by BOSTONBUD
its a minimum of 2 clone cycles for me. one thing i didnt expect was often times clones are really a different plant than the seed mother

To think of all the mothers I have tossed that may have been turned out to be great plants, lol......

 

[HempKat]

Here is a good one I just got PM'd to me that people should get a laugh from....


Originally Posted by BOSTONBUD
its a minimum of 2 clone cycles for me. one thing i didnt expect was often times clones are really a different plant than the seed mother

To think of all the mothers I have tossed that may have been turned out to be great plants, lol......

Disappointing to say the least

 

[trichomefarmer]

As funny as they may be posting pm's is not cool.

now on a more serious note.

It's all about chicken lights, also a pair of big disco balls on a light mover will really spread the light around. keeping a running car in your grow room with the high beams on, also as most pot plants are green, green lights are a bonus, so you can tape a green garbage bag over the head lights.
you'll have a bumper crop.

 

[Fatty Arbuckle]

i had a dude say that him and his friends would grind up the seeds in a blender and mix it in some icecream b/c the seeds had the highest concentration of thc. got them F***ed UP! i just smile and nod at shit like that b/c i don't want to come back too strong and make them believe i might know too much. i just let em think they're the shit
fatty arbuckle

 

[micro magician]

keep the thread alive

 

[TwoOhSix!]

Most marijuana comes from Afghanistan and buying it funds terrorism.

 

[kmk420kali]

**Shakes Head**
No, No, No....you all have it wrong-- Gather round...all my ICMag Fam...and hear how it is really done--

I think we can all agree, that after picking the Whitest of all the seeds...then making canna-popping-corny-stuff out of the rest..we start out in the best of shape--
Now, after the proper refrigeration period...(Just to ensure they appreciate the warmth later)...then our sprouts are ready to be dipped in bleach and planted--
Clay works the best..but a sprinkling of cement and lime can promote vigorous root growth (...and a stable base for the plant)--
As for Nutes...I have found that the rotting bottom leaves are usually enough--
Then all you have to do, is to use the Blacklight/Sunlamp/TV Monitor lighting regime for 12 hours a day (You can quicken your flower time by doubling that--)
And before you know it...BAM!!! You will have bud...in under 17 months, from seed to dead plant--

 

[Bud Hi]

I was told T-12 bulbs aren't bright enough





So,,, I'm gonna move to the coast.. and live./grow,, in a light house ,, to find my "SEA of Green"

 

[Saibai]

Strobe lights, man. Like they have at discos. When the light flashes on, the plants think its daytime. Light switches off-nighttime...the next time it flashes on again, the plant thinks a day has passed already, and grows accordingly. It`ll take about an hour to go from seedling to harvest.
Thank me later.

 

[Guest]

Mom grew that beauty with a Power Puff Girls Nightlight and a blue lava lamp for veg with an added red lava lamp for flowering.

 

[Pops]

Damn,WWM,your Mom is hot. I always did go for a gal in uniform!