lmfao off, stupidest thing ive ever heard..

[hydroclops]

Personaly I use my XRAY vision to grow my weed,
It is a bich standing there for 12 hours at a time on the flower cycle.

 

[Green Relic]

so let me get this stright....plants....need...light...black light...good maybe they will grow huge with no light 24/7 haha oh man cannabiscup here i come

 

[Guest]

i hear road flares are the best to grow dank with

 

[southpaw]

What's this perlite stuff people talk about? Nothing aerates soils better than aged, finely crushed Bazooka. Plus you get that great bubblegum taste and smell.

You know those annoying little sparkly things you see on a plant after a few months? Remove as many as you can before harvest, they block too much light.

If youre low on space, put three seeds each in a beer cup. Plants love company!

 

[Guest]

if u give it lots of tomato food it will grow huge.

 

[Guest]

you must spread your karma around before giving to moose eater again
...funny stuff

>>>i hear road flares are the best to grow dank with<<<

Excellent source of light, phosphorous, -and- sulfur; can't go wrong..

>>>i found that the plants enjoy it when i leave a tv on in the room with them, they love it and no need for lights since the tv glows, hbo beats the hell out of blacklights in my experiences atleast thats what i grew out my dro seeds with that i bought from the dealer the other day<<<

I used to leave the stereo on; tried one round with symphony and classical, with NPR (national) and APRN (state) news in between. News made them wilt.

Did another round with country and western (sad songs about pick-up trucks, women and dogs slowed the growth alot, and I had to give them prozac...).

Another round I used head-banger music; they got all leggy, and with decreased potency. Seems that they spent their wad going all over the place and gettin' nothing accomplished in other areas of growth.

In two other rounds, one with morning D.J. comedy interspersed with classic rock, and another with just classic rock, they did about the best, and were equal in quality and productivity.. But when I told the D.J. that his presence made no difference, his feelings were hurt.

So I gave him a bud of classic rock weed.

And all was good again.

They especially like the Grassroots, and Strawberry Alarm Clock..

P.S.- Don't let the candles drip on the stereo, and use lava lamps to keep the roots toasty warm. ;^>) (Those last two tips were free.. From me to you...)

moose eater

 

[Pops]

Moose, you are using the wrong mood enhancer. Turn on the religious channel. Get some Pat Robertson or Jerry Folwell. Your male plants will lose their balls and the female plants will never uncross their pistils and it will be impossible to impregnate them. Yummy--virgin bud!

 

[Guest]

u extract the oil from the stem

 

[Guest]

you gotta pollinate the plants so you can get high from eating the seeds

 

[mexicanmafia]

u extract the oil from the stem

you put a tap and a valve on the stem..... then when you want a toke, you open the valve up and place your bowl....... watch the resin drip! mmmmmmmm

peace!

mm

 

[Merman]

Off the grid!

I just got a new variable speed squirrel cage fan that runs 150 to 275 cfm depending on many nuts I feed it! I use the droppings to fertilize... just add it straight to the hydroponic reservoir! The smell is so intense I don't even need a carbon scrubber! Plus, by siphoning the methane, I power my C02 generator.

Kerosene lamps are the best for big buds... just stick the lantern in the middle and you've a got vertical grow! Same light spectrum as HPS and 100 times more flammable! Awesome lumen output!

I just keep an open bucket full of kerosene with a line to the lamp and a small float valve. 12/12 is a pain though, cuz' I have to light the wick every 12 hours and sometimes I want to sleep in. My plants love the fumes.... they just push out resin like crazy to protect the buds!

I hooked up an ebb and flow system with a powerhead pump (runs off a windmill generator) running up from the septic tank (the siphon tube is in the fourth chamber so there's no chunks in the line). My PPM runs around 2200 and drifts up to 2800 when I add the boron. I never have to adjust the pH since I'm growin' these 'butt-bucket' style. I just giv'em a good flush the last day before harvest by doing a top watering with pond water and vinegar. I always harvest right when the trichomes get clear!

I got over 5 pounds per plant using this method! I would post pics but my camera is all messed up.....

 

[HempKat]

i don't understand,it would be kind of werid,you know that weed would be grown under a black light,you know,what do think cuz blacklights are like trippy they would grow good weed?,what i am trying to say is i dont understand the reasoning that a blacklight would grow weed

Well there is a plausible explaination but this guy sounds like he's too stupid to know it. There is a theory that adding uv light to a grow does enhance THC production. Thing is, that's a whole different kind of UV. I have heard of people making the mistake of adding normal black lights, aka ultra violet lights but that's the wrong wavelength. The theory is based on uv radiation from the sun and there are lights that imitate this but as uv radiation is linked to cancer they are dangerous to use. They are also only a supplement, you still need some other form of more conventional lighting. The theory or belief in this practice is based on the fact that analysis has proven among other things that marijuana resin has an excellent natural uv radiation absorbtion quality to it. In essence you could say it's mother nature's sun screen, at least for weed. So the thought is if you increase exposure to uv-b radiation you stimulate the plant to produce more resin as a defense. It's also still considered very experimental and unproven from what I've heard although I have no doubt about the sunscreen part there's all sorts of cool stuff like that throughout nature.

Clearly though, this guy was just some fool figuring he was talking to someone who doesn't know better. First thing that marks him as a non grower is the simple fact he goes around talking about it with strangers

 

[HempKat]

^^
See!! I knew that I'd find a compadre' somewhere in this cave!!

And if you hang 'em up-side-down, -over- the candles, with the flowers growing downward, they'll grow, dry, cure, and eventually smoke, all without moving, and without having to lift a finger. It's the only way if you're gonna' do anything that's remotely likely to promote couch-lock. I do it that way all the time now!!

moose eater

You know, it just occured to me, if you substituted the linens for some good quality rice paper they would grow dry and cure and end up as a joint. You could just hang a few up and come back a few months later and there would be a joint. Get enough of them going in the right rotation and you could have yourself a perpetual pack of joints?

 

[HempKat]

the dopest: definitely go for closer to 10k. don't worry about fans either, just open the closet door once a week to let the heat out, that way you don't have to worry about smell.

You guys without the smilies to indicate you're joking scare the crap outta me.

 

[HempKat]

^ That's the second time i've heard that myth..

Actually it is my understanding it was that myth which was the forerunner to the myth of hanging them upside down, both with the intent to regulate the flow of resin. Except it don't work quite like that, although hanging is still good for even drying. But yeah, boiling the roots? That's ancient stoner ritual from what I understand. :smile:

 

[HempKat]

Cat piss glows under black light so maybe you could fertilise with cat piss and have glowing plants. That would be too cool.

Cat piss won't but human piss will. Didn't you ever see the "I pee'ed on my plant" thread at OG? The dude was a rocket scientist and hipped the whole world to his drunken discovery. :smile: Thing is, to really get the really trippy glowing buds, you got to use pee from someone who goes to alot of raves and does ecstacy and then gets off on playing with glow sticks. You use that pee and you'll grow some really psychedelic stuff man.

 

[HempKat]

Sour Diesel - needs to be sprayed with diesel

And not just any diesel either, it's got to be left standing to age to get the true Sour D

 

[Guest]

in all seriousness this is the only pet peeve in my life at my age. People talking about growing weed and just ugh the things they say. Especially when they lie and are like dude it was sssssssoooooo good.. Its like BITCH it didnt even sproout i bet!

just sayin is all

 

[HempKat]

Man, you all are just too funny, had this old Kat giggling for at least 20 minutes

Just to be sure though we all know that you got to do it in one huge ungodly blast that lights up the whole sky and pushes the local power plant to the limit so the buds can grow super huge super fast from the resultant radiation. This we know as it is clearly documented in that horticultural movie, "Saving Grace" and we all know it has to be true if they made a movie about it.

 

[Pops]

I have two plants vegging now from the light off my computor monitor. I am going to graft some branchs from a male plant onto them as I want them to self polinate so that I can have some female seeds. Then I will flower them under some orange, blue and purple flashing neon lights. I think I will call them rainbow buds.