lmfao off, stupidest thing ive ever heard..

[micro magician]

hi everyone

today i happened to be under the influence of maijuana while i was at work, the topic of growing weed came up between me and one of the guys i work with. i was talking about hps's, metal hilide's, cfl's all being good lights for growing weed when he says (quote)

"you are you gonna spend the money on those kind of lights when you grow the best marijuan with BLACK LIGHTS"

it took all my streanght not to die from laughing at that moment, but i really wanted to make this guy feel stupid so i could point and laugh , so i let him keep teling his story about how he grew a 5 foot plant using only 1 adn it was the bombest "white widow" he ever smoked, giving an insult like that to white widow almost earned him a slap in the head im still lauging and this happened around 2 30 today,




well the point of this thread is to share the most out ragous, funniest, stupidest things you have ever heard someone say about growing, smoking, or anything that has to do with the plant we all love.

 

[Pops]

Doesn't the dipshit know that you grow Black Widow, not White Widow, with black lights?

 

[genkisan]

I personally have had the best results with my Maglite.....I have special batteries you see......

 

[weed enjoyer]

hook it up with those batteries....

and some hash pills

 

[micro magician]

lmao nice genkisan, i was thinking that the light off my phone puts of a pretty color full spectrum, my next grow i might try using that...

 

[pipeline]

Yeah thats how people grow purple weed, didn't you know that?

 

[Pops]

Personally, I think we could get all kinds of good colors if we all switched to using neons!

 

[bongasaurus]

wrong wrong wrong. you need halogens. or incadescants work well too

 

[micro magician]

aw hell yea halogens are the shit, weeds love growing in temperatures hotter than hell,

 

[killa-bud]

i don't understand,it would be kind of werid,you know that weed would be grown under a black light,you know,what do think cuz blacklights are like trippy they would grow good weed?,what i am trying to say is i dont understand the reasoning that a blacklight would grow weed

 

[micro magician]

dude killa, ur killing the vibe on this thread,

its all just a joke, lmao

read the first post to under stand.


and just got some new info, growing marijuana upside down is the newest thing..

 

[Pops]

Hey Micro, to dry them, do you have to hang them right-side up?

 

[Truth]

don't forget to cut off all the fan leafs when you go into flowering so they don't shade the buds. we wouldn't want that now would we. oh wait...no fan leafs = no buds...silly me!

 

[Guest]

I always see light values given in 'lumens' and 'candle power.' Therefore all of my past beauties received woven linens surrounding lots and lots of candles, with the plants huddled warmly in the middle.

Of course!!!!!!!! ........how do you think they grew weed indoors before the invention of electricity?

Bh

 

[mexicanmafia]

i use a 12 dc converter and a couple of headlight bulbs from pepboys. i blast those bad boys on high beam though! gets real bright! i use 4! get em' as close as possible!

peace!

mm

 

[Guest]

although i have done many 1000 pound grows of white rhino using candles and neon lights (to add color) and have fed with crushed skittles to get the fruity taste, you all should know that in order to grow northern lights, you need to only let the plant get light from the actual northern lights (araura boreallis) and otherwise keep it in total darkness. One night of northern lights light will make it grow into a multi pounder in a few weeks with no veg time! thats why the best weed grows at the north pole

 

[The Dopest]

can i put a 1k hps in a c24 in my bedroom closet without my mom who lives in the next room knowing?

 

[mexicanmafia]

can i put a 1k hps in a c24 in my bedroom closet without my mom who lives in the next room knowing?

you can fit 2! don't forget the home depo duct fan! its only like $20!

mm

 

[Guest]

the dopest: definitely go for closer to 10k. don't worry about fans either, just open the closet door once a week to let the heat out, that way you don't have to worry about smell.

 

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i remeber i got talking to this tramp in London on a park bench and started speaking bout mj and he was saying he used to grow and when they were still in veg he would rip them out of the ground, dunk the roots in boiling water and hashy resin would come out of the leaves. i just went along with it because he looked quite scary.....