Spitzer stepped on too many toes in wall street.
Bring along an older woman and man, who are your "parents", and have them contribute to the purchase with personal checks...
To me the secret would be having a few legit friends take cash in exchange for using some of their well laundered.. errr... I mean taxed money, for this totally above board purchase.
Kinda like how the dirt bags around here give you a percentage when you buy them booze or cigarettes in exchange for some of that food stamp money... you know $120 of food for $100 worth of cigarettes. Ill give you $7000 grand cash for a $6500 contribution to my boat purchase or whatever.
I have heard that you can buy and sell things like artwork. It has unpredictable appreciation rates. Many an artist will take low cash in hand in a purchase and the next sale can be exponentially higher. Especially when it is dealt in a different country. Kind of hard to prove how much you paid the starving artist for the work. It could be thousands or as much as $20!
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