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Jock Horror smoke report

hey people, i grew 4 jh from nirvana with a 600hps and bio bizz soil and nutes
the jock horror grew very well no problems at all,
a lot of stretch at the start of flowering
each of the 4 plants were different pheno's
1 purple
1 1/2 purple
and 2 green
buds all different sizes,
they finnished flowerning at 9 weeks,
the green buds were massive
the purp were a lot smaller
i got 3/4 - 1/2 oz a plant,
the smell is of lemon and some and fruity from buds on others,
the high is great 1 bowl in the morning and then i will be out doing hard work for the day,
the first hr im a bit all over the place but then i mellow in to the day, when im high on this stuff i always want to be busy i just look around and im like oh ya i ment to do that a year ago.. sure ill do it now. its also good evening smoke too.
I would definatley recomend this strain cause its so cheap aswell 20$ from nirvana..
.................... how do i post pics?? its telling me there are 2 many urls in the msg?? Go to my gallery the back left plant is WW
 
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jockhorror said:
hey people, i grew 4 jh from nirvana with a 600hps and bio bizz soil and nutes
the jock horror grew very well no problems at all,
a lot of stretch at the start of flowering
each of the 4 plants were different pheno's
1 purple
1 1/2 purple
and 2 green
buds all different sizes,
they finnished flowerning at 9 weeks,
the green buds were massive
the purp were a lot smaller
i got 3/4 - 1/2 oz a plant,
the smell is of lemon and some and fruity from buds on others,
the high is great 1 bowl in the morning and then i will be out doing some hard work for the day its a good mix of head and body high helps concentration and has mild anxiety relief, it makes u want to have a good time with friends also.
I would definatley recomend this strain cause its so cheap aswell 20$ from nirvana..
.................... how do i post pics?? its telling me there are 2 many urls in the msg?? Go to my gallery the back left plant is WW

Welcome to icmag, jh.
I had to break your post up a bit so my stoned ass could read it, lol.

I've heard good things of Jock....

Looks like a decent pic too.
When trying to post pics, are you trying to type in the URL?

Have you tried the "Go Advanced" button on the bottom of this page?
Your gallery should show up there. You can just click on a pic to put it in your post.

Good luck and let me know if this helps.
 
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hey thanks i was in a hurry when i posted. ur way so much better
ya it puts up the url thing its self when i try.. oh well it does not matter..
ill just try again...

If u are a lazy person like me then get some jock in your garden cause its cured me....... :headbange :rasta:
 

krepis

Member
Welcome. The high sounds well sativaish, heard good things about it and 20$ for seeds now days is cheap. Yet to try this strain. I think you have to have
5 posts to be able to post pictures(links), it's just spam prevention.
 

homerdog

Member
56 day jock, still going at 63. I'll second the lemon smell (1 pheno) and skunky/fruity other pheno. I'll also agree with the up pretty clear headed high (from buds at 56 days). We'll see how it finishes out

 
looking good really good, nice cola. i find the lemon pheno to b a bit more of an up clear high the skunk/fruit one is more indica buzz mixed in.. very strong im baked right now from it... :bashhead: i think it is 55/45 sativa/indica



back left is WW the rest jock horror's

thanks krepis for telling me bout 5 post rule..
 
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MDsmoke

I want some Jock horror, and PPP really bad. This is a decent smoke report, maybe you can go more into depth (Everyone says "clear up high").
 
sorry im not very good at writing posts..

clear and up --- when smoking this stuff i just want to do stuff keep busy and active, and also you want to have fun when your doing stuff 2..
gives u a happy feeling just relaxes body and mind of whatever shit was bothering u just before u smoked,
i always enjoy working hard when im after jock i want to push myself more,, thats when im after 1 bowl, 2 and maybe i need to chill a bit...

couchlock/stoney -- u know when u smoke smoke hash/weed and all u can do is sit in front of the tv and eat that a body stone



ill post some pics of jock horror buds soon..
 
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homerdog

Member
H'mm lets see. I'm currently under the influence of the fruity pheno. Seems to go well with Jimmy Buffet and some sweet tea. Some fresh fruit would really round out the experience of JH2. Afternoon homework does not mesh well with JH2, though with careful blending it can work together, look for a gentle lift to know when you have it right. If too much JH2 is incorporated staring at the wall may become seemingly irresistable. Recommended that it be enjoyed after a hard days work.
I don't know what you're looking for in a description, this is just my experience , results will vary.
 
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MDsmoke

Yeah I didn't mean to sound ignorant or demanding or anything lol. My bad.
 

homerdog

Member
From my limited experience the up clear headed experience is pretty much right on. It is definately not an all out stone by any stretch, but it is very enjoyable and not like most of the chronic I have smoked over the past 10 years. Personally I generally like chronic that will put me to sleep (I usually smoke at bed time), but this is a very nice change, it is especially nice in the afternoons. I quit taking my anti depressant meds a little over a week ago after 6 months and have been smoking this almost daily (less than a gram a day in the afternoons and evenings) over that period of time and have not experienced withdraw or mood changes (I am more hungry, but the meds supressed my appetite which was nice). I am not recommending others try the same, depression can be deadly if not treated properly, I'm just saying I am not currently missing my meds. I was cleared by the doc to come off the meds, but was recommended to taper the dose off so as to avoid withdraw. Personally I like the idea of using something that God provided rather than something that is man made, but thats just me and unfortunately not approved medical advice where I live..
 
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Chamba

I grew out a pack or two of Nirvana's JH years ago......it's an excellent strain with a high class high

and it's priced right too!

someone above mentioned PP, although Nirvana's Power Plant is stronger, the JH definitely has a much better high, it's complex, smart and happy.

While the PP high is monotone boring and brain deadening, much like White Widow..all strength, no technocolor
 
hey homerdag im in the same type of boat as u, i have been suffering from depression and anxiety for a few years now, also have ADD
i got anti-depressants bout a year ago and i found them terrible, 1 day u would feel ok the next day u feel crazy .. i found my self grinding my teeth daily and being more snappy to ppl so i stoped taking them.
i saw jock horror addvertised as a medical marijuana strain so that is why i started growing my own,
i was not 100% sure of theie medical propereties for depression cause i had been smoking for years and it didnt really help, but that is cause i was smoking bad hash and weed.. makes u more paronoid.
As soon as i had the idea to grow my depression and bad thoughts almost disseapered i was so excited, during the growing proces i was happy out if ever a bad thought popped into my haed i would just think about my plantys growing away..
And ever since harvest i have been smoking most of the time, a light smoke in the morning and day and a bit heaver at night, and i have been feeling great i have better concentration, patience my mind can relax about things that had before bothered me for years.. Im a lot more friendly and outgoing now and just want to enjoy life..
And i also very much love the hobby of growing these beautiful weeds..

maybe Obama will legalise it.. he does like to toke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvzX8aNwxgM
 

Burt

Well-known member
Veteran
thanks chamba!
that was a great description and i second it although i though that durban poison was a haze-like buzz that i relish-are the 2 related?-same experience as you with the WW-i want that full spectrum, technicolor buzz and am willing to fork over $20 for jock horror :joint:
 
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Guest

As soon as i had the idea to grow my depression and bad thoughts almost disseapered i was so excited, during the growing proces i was happy out if ever a bad thought popped into my haed i would just think about my plantys growing away..
And ever since harvest i have been smoking most of the time, a light smoke in the morning and day and a bit heaver at night, and i have been feeling great i have better concentration, patience my mind can relax about things that had before bothered me for years.. Im a lot more friendly and outgoing now and just want to enjoy life..
And i also very much love the hobby of growing these beautiful weeds..
My thoughts exactly, thanks for sharing.
 

homerdog

Member
LOL my lemon pheno is JH3 and the fruity is JH2 (JH1 was a male). JH4 was just put into flower last week so don't know what it is yet (definately female), it looks like yet another pheno the branching is staggered unlike the other two that were symmetrical. I had a better experience with meds, Bupropion(wellbutrin) and didn't need to come off of it, but my insurance ran out, I was feeling better, and the doc said I could stop if I wanted. I have a long history of untreated depression and the meds I think helped get me back to where I am now. I still can't concentrate for shit which is one of the main reasons I sought Tx in the first place. I'll try to get some pictures uploaded tonight.
 
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Milano

Member
I LOVE Jock Horror! It is definetly my favorite strain, it is just perfect! It makes me move (for example I love to dance after smoking some Jock), it makes me write stories (I love to write after smoking some Jock Horror), it makes me social and happy. I love this! I love to think about universe and religions and all that after smoking this...
However if you smoke it too much, it may get scary - I remember once riding a bicycle home after smoking lots of Jock... It was dark and windy. I remember I was very scared, different weird thoughts were running in my head... After that I haven't smoked it that much and rid a bicycle in the darkness :D

Jock Horror is the best strain ever. Maybe there is a good reason why JH is has been so good to me - because it is a medical strain! I am very stressed person but Jock Horror made me relaxed, with enough paranoia ;) (not too much of that!) It is not an indica, can't you just love that.

I miss Jock Horror so much! I smoked it last time a few months ago... Jock, I love you! :puppydoge My last winter went smoking almost only JH...

(Nothing I have tasted compares to Jock, I really fell in love with that strain. Can't wait to smoke it again :bongsmi:)
 

homerdog

Member
Jock how long did you let yours flower. Ended up cutting mine at 63 days, very similar yields, the lemon pheno had the best yield for me.
 

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