Then do not post em, thats why you will never see any of my cars.
Mr. Tony: I am right there with you on mesh wheels. I LOVE the BBS LM.
Those rims are HAWT CT!
Then do not post em, thats why you will never see any of my cars.
Mr. Tony: I am right there with you on mesh wheels. I LOVE the BBS LM.
Those rims are HAWT CT!
My hot ass girl, with my balling ass ride...
I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my beautiful car.
Date: 2009-03-17, 12:10PM PDT
I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my car. Seriously.
You need to be uglier than the famous "Integra girl"
And fuglier than the "Supra girl"
I'm jealous of both of you assholes with your own ugly girl. When do I get my own?
My requirements:
-extremely obese (or extremely skinny will do)
-nappy, fucked up, greasy head of hair
-no prior modeling expertise
-18+. I don't fucking want Chris Hansen showing up at my door
-must have more hair than Chewbacca. On your vagina.
-your armpits must be hairier than your vagina
-your eyebrow(s) must be bushier than your armpits
-you must have an least one armpit
-your face must resemble the front end of a Kawasaki ZX-14
-a strong fish sauce odor must be present
-you must sweat at least 3 beads of sweat per minute if obese. Or must collapse at least 3 times per hour if skinny.
-must have at least one tooth
-BONUS: if your ugly boyfriend would like to model WITH you, even better
and that's about it. No, you will not be considered my girlfriend. No, I will not take you out to dinner. I will however, take raunchy pictures of your not-so-beautiful self and post them on 34 different forums.
And lastly, here is a picture of my car, which you will be destroying with your face:
Please reply back to my ad with a full body picture (fully clothed, as I do not want to go blind before the photo shoot). I will compensate your horrible childhood for $50 cash. Also willing to pay you with a subscription to Proactive
I will compensate your horrible childhood for $50 cash. Also willing to pay you with a subscription to Proactive