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Installed *Black Matte* grills on my car.....

iGro4Me

The Hopeful Protagonist
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Then do not post em, thats why you will never see any of my cars.

Mr. Tony: I am right there with you on mesh wheels. I LOVE the BBS LM.
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Those rims are HAWT CT! :yeahthats
 
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KMK0420

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would be sick as hell if you could make this a daily driver!

but i'd say an arctic white with 5% on the windows :)
 

nycdfan042

Its COOL to DROOL!!!!!!
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Those rims are HAWT CT! :yeahthats

that cars my shit...id keep it STOCK tho for a loon while. The Rims out right now are nice, but yo wait at least a year and POW. I always said no matter how much cash i had, i would only be happy owning a new gtr stock, and id get an STI tune it to the max and rag on that. Its crazy i must have seen at least a dozen GTRs in my hood in the last 2 wks, eveyrones got one damnnit
 

Bobby Stainless

"Ill let you try my Wu-Tang style"
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Ahhh man you found the rest.

I posted the only one that came up, when I googled "ugly bitch with Acura" LMAO!
 

Pirate

Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death !!
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OK.......I was gonna screw around (like the last poster) and find an ugly ass girl with an ugly ass car. I found something that had me rolling on the floor. Funny ass shit right here.

Apparently this was a real add on Craigslist.

I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my beautiful car.

Date: 2009-03-17, 12:10PM PDT

I'm looking for an ugly girl to model for my car. Seriously.

You need to be uglier than the famous "Integra girl"

And fuglier than the "Supra girl"

I'm jealous of both of you assholes with your own ugly girl. When do I get my own?

My requirements:

-extremely obese (or extremely skinny will do)

-nappy, fucked up, greasy head of hair

-no prior modeling expertise

-18+. I don't fucking want Chris Hansen showing up at my door

-must have more hair than Chewbacca. On your vagina.

-your armpits must be hairier than your vagina

-your eyebrow(s) must be bushier than your armpits

-you must have an least one armpit

-your face must resemble the front end of a Kawasaki ZX-14

-a strong fish sauce odor must be present

-you must sweat at least 3 beads of sweat per minute if obese. Or must collapse at least 3 times per hour if skinny.

-must have at least one tooth

-BONUS: if your ugly boyfriend would like to model WITH you, even better

and that's about it. No, you will not be considered my girlfriend. No, I will not take you out to dinner. I will however, take raunchy pictures of your not-so-beautiful self and post them on 34 different forums.

And lastly, here is a picture of my car, which you will be destroying with your face:

Please reply back to my ad with a full body picture (fully clothed, as I do not want to go blind before the photo shoot). I will compensate your horrible childhood for $50 cash. Also willing to pay you with a subscription to Proactive
 

nycdfan042

Its COOL to DROOL!!!!!!
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That poor Acura slut, i bet she had no idea shed turn into a viral image fest, i feel even worse for her boyfriend lol. I mean it could go both ways, that ugly hoe couldve turned into some quasi interweb celeb, and is now riding around in a GTR with 30k boob job lookn bangable right now. LOL i could SO see that happening
 

Mr. Tony

Active member
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any color car + black wheels + black tiny almost always looks hot.


BS- got any pics of that r34 behind the r35?
 

genkisan

Cannabrex Formulator
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Bugger all them modern jobbies.......I personally would want a 1950's S2 Bentley, modified with 4WD and a Rolls Royce Griffon engine, tuned to run on alcohol.

A 35.75 liter(!!!) V12 running on pure ethanol puts out about 2500bhp, and about 4000 foot pounds of torque....enuff to pull buildings of their foundations.


Oher essential mods.....

Fridge, espresso machine in the dash, full telecommumications and GPS mapping suite, chemical toilet, fold-out bed, 24 inch wheels, 6 inch pipes, hot and cold water taps, custom built luggage and a bottle of Grey Poupon velcroed to the dash.

It would be SOOOO much fun to be able to shut down alla you folks in any of yer muscle-cars (asian, american or European) in a 9000lb+ car, with 6 of my friends on-board....hee hee hee.......


WOULD YA LIKE SOME GREY FUCKIN' POUPON, GINO????!!!!


Bentley S2
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Rolls Royce Griffon
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BWHAHAHHAAHHAHAH!!!!!!
 

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