He wants his sponge bath LOL
glad to hear you're feeling a bit better bro, but you're recovering, so make that hot little nurse do all the work
I make "mari pills" out of herb in a size 0 cap, 5-6 hr ride works for me as I am diabetic and can't consume most edibles.Feeling a shitload better today. They took me off IV today. And I may get the chest tube out tomorrow. I haven't had any pain meds in the last 8 hours, and I've been allowed to walk around as long as nurse is with me. Been out of bed all day and sitting in a chair watching TV. I even was able to go to the bathroom and take a piss instead of pissing in a plastic urinal. I may get to go home Saturday. Now the bad news. I have mild emphysema. No more toking for me. I have to switch to edibles. I'm not going to fuck around, no more toking. Gonna miss that, but this is a serious wake up call. So I'll be learning all about edibles. I've successfully made butter in the past, so that's no biggie, but I'll be looking into other options. So now I take a serious look at lifestyle changes, drop some weight and deal with it. Not what I wanted to hear, but at least it isn't cancer.
Compassion! Ever hear that word "Donald"?I'm home! I kinda expected to be in there until at least Saturday, but I was doing well enough they took the chest tube out this morning, and said as long as the xray came back ok, they were booting me out.
What a fucking zoo. My first week I had 4 different roomies. The 1st was ok, but he demanded a private room and was gone after 2 days. The 2nd guy was a mess. Feeding tube, catheter, diabetic with sores all over his feet. He'd lay there going MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Think of keeping your mouth closed and imitating a cow. He did that constantly. It was like sleeping next to a dairy.
Then there was the woman across the hall. Every time they tried to take her vitals she would flip out. "Aaahhhh, what are you doing? Aaahhh! Don't touch me! You can't do that to me! Aaaahhhhhh!" Christ, this went on all day and all night.
And of course they were checking my vitals every three hours. Plus whatever doctor that was checking on me. I bet I only got 5 hours of sleep the entire time.
At least I got a private room after the surgery. It was quiet. No screaming. I'm just glad that chest tube is gone.
And I'd like to thank everyone once again. Y'all helped make my stay a little brighter and I appreciate it.
Great News,good vibes for a speedy recovery.I bet you'll never look at another cow the same way.Mmmmmmm
Lol
I'm home! I kinda expected to be in there until at least Saturday, but I was doing well enough they took the chest tube out this morning, and said as long as the xray came back ok, they were booting me out.
What a fucking zoo. My first week I had 4 different roomies. The 1st was ok, but he demanded a private room and was gone after 2 days. The 2nd guy was a mess. Feeding tube, catheter, diabetic with sores all over his feet. He'd lay there going MMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Think of keeping your mouth closed and imitating a cow. He did that constantly. It was like sleeping next to a dairy.
Then there was the woman across the hall. Every time they tried to take her vitals she would flip out. "Aaahhhh, what are you doing? Aaahhh! Don't touch me! You can't do that to me! Aaaahhhhhh!" Christ, this went on all day and all night.
And of course they were checking my vitals every three hours. Plus whatever doctor that was checking on me. I bet I only got 5 hours of sleep the entire time.
At least I got a private room after the surgery. It was quiet. No screaming. I'm just glad that chest tube is gone.
And I'd like to thank everyone once again. Y'all helped make my stay a little brighter and I appreciate it.