M
moose eater
Find a gorgeous nurse who's not taken up with others' needs or charting, who knows how to play cribbage, backgammon, or rummy, and make a friend to pass time with.
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In the freaking hospital.
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Find a gorgeous nurse who's not taken up with others' needs or charting, who knows how to play cribbage, backgammon, or rummy, and make a friend to pass time with.
Find a gorgeous nurse who's not taken up with others' needs or charting, who knows how to play cribbage, backgammon, or rummy, and make a friend to pass time with.
this is good advice. do they have candystrippers there? i mean, candystripers?
Find a gorgeous nurse who's not taken up with others' needs or charting, who knows how to play cribbage, backgammon, or rummy, and make a friend to pass time with.
That’s good advice for sure, hopefully WelderDan can find someone like that.
It might matter how gorgeous the nurse is, at least it did for me one time.
Spent a couple nights in the hospital in ICU, there was this very attractive nurse checking in on me. Must have got a little over stimulated thinking about her fine example of human anatomy. Alarms started going off and people started coming into the room.
By then I put two and two together, made up some excuse as to why my blood pressure and heart rate were going up.
Didn’t fool the nurses I don’t think, got a certain look from the hot one after that. Wasn’t too cool since the wife works there, though in another department.
My best wishes Dan. Had to go to the hospital overnight a couple weeks ago for a very minor jaw fracture and it reminded me of how much of a drain it can be. Especially if you don't have anyone to shoot the shit with or keep you entertained. Hope all turns out well and please know I'm gonna smoke this next one just for you!
damn good idea, soil! i'm going out onto the patio & burn one myself in Dans honor...
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
Next time you see a friendly face ask her "Did you every watch Benny Hill on TV?" 
It's a good thing my wife doesn't read icmag. You guys would get me in trouble. Most of the nurses are, ahem, older and sturdier. There are a couple cuties though. They have all been really great. That's one thing I can't complain about. The nurses have been real good to me. But none of them are going to get busy with a guy with a chest tube and a gown with no back.
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
lol.
Seriously though. There are 3 nurses in my family. All are hard as stone. You can't hurt them. In the same breath, they're the most compassionate, non-judgmental and generous people in the tribe. Saints all.
Seriously though. There are 3 nurses in my family. All are hard as stone. You can't hurt them. In the same breath, they're the most compassionate, non-judgmental and generous people in the tribe. Saints all.
M
moose eater
You never know what kinky preferences someone may possess, until you ask them.
When I had spine surgery last year, there was an aging hippie nurse, who sat with us, and talked 'old days' for a while. She was very pleasant. We were, in many ways, on the same plane in life.
Glad you have good staffing there, Dan.
Best wishes for your procedure Dan, get through this and you're life should be better.
And if you see a cutie while you're in recovery, ride that pony as far as it will take you, you can always blame the meds
And if you see a cutie while you're in recovery, ride that pony as far as it will take you, you can always blame the meds
I hope all is going good for you, I spent 3 days in the hospital a year ago, not so fun, I told the nurses I wanted to gtfo. Get the f out...
Hey WelderDan,was just thinking about you.When your able to post,let us know everything went well.
In the mean time we will keep posite thoughts.
Take your time,easy does it.
In the mean time we will keep posite thoughts.
Take your time,easy does it.
troutman
Seed Whore
Glad to hear Dan.
Speedy recovery wishes sent....
Speedy recovery wishes sent....
Nice to read the surgery went well Dan. Hope they cut you loose soon.
HB.
HB.
Well they did a partial lobectomy. And instead of cutting me open and separating my ribs they only made a small incision and went in with a thorascope. Beats the shit out of having your ribs pried apart. A little dilaudid has got me in less pain now. And I got a little cutie nurse tonight so it's getting better up in here
glad to hear you're feeling a bit better bro, but you're recovering, so make that hot little nurse do all the work
Chuck E. Kush
Member
Speedy recovery to you WelderDan...
