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important-urine test question
- Thread starter vindiesel
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TJ
yeah we'll know. our boss got our back. he don't want anyone fired. just following the contract. we know about 6 weeks before we go for anual exams, which from now on will include drug screen. i have an extra 1 in locker. it stays good for a few years, it says on site i think. let me tell u, taking a smoke break for 9 days makes a difference. before i was smoking everyday and really not getting blitzed. now i take 2 hits from blunt, like late last night, and i really felt, i mean really, like i was a fucking rock attatched to couch. it was AK and in the past if i smoked alot of it, i got tired. last night i smoked, got blitzed, fell asleep watching a fight on tv and then woke up at 3:30 and went up to bed.
grow right
Member
oh brother
oh brother
and what is wrong with passing a unrine test the right way?
i do all the drug testing at my company, we test all urine for "altered" substances. masking may be the only way to do it. there are 3 things we test for that shows anything other than water as a masking agent. the new test are now catching the "so called" clean piss test kits you can buy. they do not cover up thc in urine, they only mask it.
if you were a 'real' man, you would just stop smoking for 6 weeks, piss, and it would be clean naturally.
or if you are not man enough to piss naturally clean, then perhaps you need to find a job that does not test.
so by cheating on this test, what else do you cheat on?
oh brother
and what is wrong with passing a unrine test the right way?
i do all the drug testing at my company, we test all urine for "altered" substances. masking may be the only way to do it. there are 3 things we test for that shows anything other than water as a masking agent. the new test are now catching the "so called" clean piss test kits you can buy. they do not cover up thc in urine, they only mask it.
if you were a 'real' man, you would just stop smoking for 6 weeks, piss, and it would be clean naturally.
or if you are not man enough to piss naturally clean, then perhaps you need to find a job that does not test.
so by cheating on this test, what else do you cheat on?
Dont listen to "growright' phuck their piss test ... they shouldnt be giving them to you anyhow ... back when i had to take them i had my kids fill up my bottle.If they tried to give me your job growright i would quit because only a hypocrite would test someone and be a grower and smoker themselves ... I cant believe you hang out on our forum and then do the job you do and say these things to a fellow member ... phuck "Them" and their test ...I say go play with "them" ....or stay and play with us ... but being the one that hands out the test and then growing or smoking pot is something i would never do...total hypocrisy..... this is what us old schoolers call "sellin out".... This test is a total invasion of privacy and i cant believe you would say these things to a fellow member...PHUCK "their" test ... "they" should never be allowed to to test ppl anyways. i quit my job rather then take another one ,,,,work for myself now and couldnt be happier.... so I guess the ppl on "YOUR" side actually did me a favor by pissin me off enough to quit......PHUCK PISS TESTS!!!!!! I cant believe your not woman enough to quit your job and not be a hypocrite ..... So by being a hypocrite about this what else are you a hypocrite about ........... so how does that feel ?
hey vindiesel i work in a headshop and our best and #1 seller and i use it myself on my full time job is the synthetic urine heat to right temp tape or rubberband the heater pack to the back side of the bottle (front has a temp gauge )tie a piece aof fishing string to the top of bottle and hang on the inside of your pants in front of your zipper tie other end to botton on pants ,that way if they tell you empty your pockets (like they do here ) your not fumbling around .its really quite simple
peace chucky
peace chucky
Piss like a champion
Piss like a champion
This is a subject I know a thing or two about. I'm random tested....the pisslady finds you and you are not let out of her sight till the test is over. I would have to walk around with a piss bottle strapped to me at all times. What msteelers is to saying is absolutely right. It's all about PPM. For Dept. of Transportation the limit thc is 15nanograms per litre I believe. I will drink 40oz of coffee in the morning, followed by tons of water....oh my achin kidneys. My best friend got hit 5 times by pisslady and passed everytime. I got hit once and passed. Now with that said if your too hot you still might not pass. Skinny people have it better than fat people. Skinny's THC half-life can be as quick as 3days, fat people it can take as long as 30days. With water you need to use diuretics (Coffee, Tea, Cranberry juice, beer) that is things that make you piss. Beer probably not the best choice for this test. C and B vitamins help with color if thats needed. At least pee 3 times after waking 5 is better and really grunt out those pisses till you can't even get a drop out, to flush the bladder. If she comes for me I say "damn I just pissed" She will let you drink water and coffee to work up a need. You don't go until you are in intense pain holding it back. When you piss for the test, piss in the toilet first then in sample cup and finish with a good amount in the toilet or on the walls if you want. This minimizes body waste sediment in the test. This technique has not failed me or my friend yet.
Piss like a champion
This is a subject I know a thing or two about. I'm random tested....the pisslady finds you and you are not let out of her sight till the test is over. I would have to walk around with a piss bottle strapped to me at all times. What msteelers is to saying is absolutely right. It's all about PPM. For Dept. of Transportation the limit thc is 15nanograms per litre I believe. I will drink 40oz of coffee in the morning, followed by tons of water....oh my achin kidneys. My best friend got hit 5 times by pisslady and passed everytime. I got hit once and passed. Now with that said if your too hot you still might not pass. Skinny people have it better than fat people. Skinny's THC half-life can be as quick as 3days, fat people it can take as long as 30days. With water you need to use diuretics (Coffee, Tea, Cranberry juice, beer) that is things that make you piss. Beer probably not the best choice for this test. C and B vitamins help with color if thats needed. At least pee 3 times after waking 5 is better and really grunt out those pisses till you can't even get a drop out, to flush the bladder. If she comes for me I say "damn I just pissed" She will let you drink water and coffee to work up a need. You don't go until you are in intense pain holding it back. When you piss for the test, piss in the toilet first then in sample cup and finish with a good amount in the toilet or on the walls if you want. This minimizes body waste sediment in the test. This technique has not failed me or my friend yet.
plinkerdink420
New member
i think it's a little unfair for you guys to be getting on grow right's case... i mean shit!... a man has got to make a living... bottom line... are your bills paid... anyways man... what IS wrong with a little will power?
well i used to be on paper and i wouldn't know when my tests were until the day of the test... my PO would call me and tell me to come in.... i used to use fruit pectin... i would swallow two packets of the shit... chock full of all kinds of nice salts and sugars... really helps the dilution of your urine... then i would drink water until i puked... go in, and piss... yeah, my PO would know that i diluted it, but all he could do was ask me to take another one, which he never bothered....
maybe the tests have gotten better since then, i don't know... it's been about 7 years...
well i used to be on paper and i wouldn't know when my tests were until the day of the test... my PO would call me and tell me to come in.... i used to use fruit pectin... i would swallow two packets of the shit... chock full of all kinds of nice salts and sugars... really helps the dilution of your urine... then i would drink water until i puked... go in, and piss... yeah, my PO would know that i diluted it, but all he could do was ask me to take another one, which he never bothered....
maybe the tests have gotten better since then, i don't know... it's been about 7 years...
Urban Spaceman
Member
Good grief Growright,A real man would quit for 6 weeks. Phuk that shit. I'm with Babba on this 1. A complete invasion of our rights. Growright, since your the "real man." What a joke
grow right
Member
if you cheat or lie on a piss test, it is a true indication of how you handle your own lives.
if cheating and lieing are on your side, then have at, i just hope your wives are smart enough to see you for who you really are.
i would not want the captain of the airplane i am flying in to be stoned. after all he has the lives on many people in his hands.
oh and to set you lieing, cheating men straight, it is..
ms right.
is not integrity and honesty worth anything these days?
if cheating and lieing are on your side, then have at, i just hope your wives are smart enough to see you for who you really are.
i would not want the captain of the airplane i am flying in to be stoned. after all he has the lives on many people in his hands.
oh and to set you lieing, cheating men straight, it is..
ms right.
is not integrity and honesty worth anything these days?
what a crock of shit... if you think cheating on a piss test is a reflection of a persons honesty then you are a warped individual ... and if you think hanging out at a MJ site and being the one who hands out the piss test and then tells your community members that they are liars and cheats because they do what ever it takes to pass the test .... what a phuckin hypocrite
Growright Im not proud to be a member of the same community as you/ I would rather fly with a pilot that has been smoking pot then deal with a cop that has had too much coffee.
Growright Im not proud to be a member of the same community as you/ I would rather fly with a pilot that has been smoking pot then deal with a cop that has had too much coffee.
G
Guest
I totally agree with Babbabud.
Grow right - how do you look at youself in the mirror?
You're part of the problem.
Grow right - how do you look at youself in the mirror?
You're part of the problem.
Urban Spaceman
Member
Yep, I'm totally with ya Babba & Master Vaper. Who gives anybody the right to tell us what to do or what we can or cannot ingest when not on the job. The friggen gov. with all their propaganda BULLSHIT about MJ is just that, alot of bullshit and you growright seem to fit right in with the propaganda. I would much rather fly on a plane with a pilot that just finished a "J" rather than sitting in a cocktail lounge for an hour or two. So it's ok for the Gov. to feed us shit but if we try to counter a simple test for smokeing a simple herb then you can just go FUCK yourself. And your big corp. bullshit friends.
Do what I Say Not What I Do
Do what I Say Not What I Do
Do you even grow weed...this doesn't even make sense anymore...you are on a weed site to talk about growing weed...does your mother know, kids, husband, co-workers, friends.....be honest with them it's the only way to show true integrity. You need to be honest with yourself before you go throwing stones.
And no Plink it's not unfair. Unfair would be someone joining a MJ grow community to learn to grow weed better and share ideas, then chastise them for smoking it. If she would have just said, "hey guys I have to give piss tests out at work, here's what they are looking for." I don't mind what she does for a living, hell an inside person doling out the info could be useful.
What bothers me the most is the outright hypocrisy. A hypocrite telling me to get some integrity. Please don't take this as flamming....
Do what I Say Not What I Do
So you grow weed and tell people don't smoke it you wont pass you're piss test...Hmmm...like my job...forced to piss because government says so...not my employer. Be honest with your employer tomorrow tell them you grow weed. "I'm an angel by day commit felonies by night sir."grow right said:
A pisslady by day and a weed grower by night.grow right said:
Me neither, he's too drunk for that. Besides the Flight Management System and autopilot fly the plane. He only takes off and lands. Reads the newspaper during the flight or makes cell phone calls. Trust me that is how modern flying is done. If he wants to get high back at the hotel, I have no problem with that. I would not want the pisslady to have THC in her system while she's telling me I shouldn't. In aviation there are some FAA writen exams, not a problem because everbody uses the cheat books!grow right said:
grow right said:
Do you even grow weed...this doesn't even make sense anymore...you are on a weed site to talk about growing weed...does your mother know, kids, husband, co-workers, friends.....be honest with them it's the only way to show true integrity. You need to be honest with yourself before you go throwing stones.
And no Plink it's not unfair. Unfair would be someone joining a MJ grow community to learn to grow weed better and share ideas, then chastise them for smoking it. If she would have just said, "hey guys I have to give piss tests out at work, here's what they are looking for." I don't mind what she does for a living, hell an inside person doling out the info could be useful.
What bothers me the most is the outright hypocrisy. A hypocrite telling me to get some integrity. Please don't take this as flamming....
That guy on Cannabis.com worked at a test lab and gave all the info to beat the test I posted.
G
Guest
i say water drinking... and stop working out a few days before the test
