important-urine test question

[tokinjoe]

Dude, you CAN'T be sleeping with this shit looming over you. Either way, keep it warm, get it in the cup out of sight, which you probably will be, and you pass. Keeping it warm is every bit as important as using clean piss. If it's not warm, they reject it. Last time I had to take a piss test, I had quit about a month and a half before. I was job searching and knew I was gonna take a piss test sooner or later so I quit. Needless to say, I passed the test, got the job, and man, the buzz I got after quitting for a couple of months was unreal....Good luck bro, you'll pass...and, get some sleep bro..let us know how you come out....Peace.. TJ

 

[wolfshadow]

Dont try and pass with your own urine.As Toke has said,was exactly what i was gonna say..I had to take some seriouse drug test,and would burn a phatty on the way to do the test knowing that the pee i had in the blue ear syrenge was clean..IMHO
this is the ONLY true way to beat one hands down.Best to get a friends kid's pee.

Just be sure and keep it body temp..Scratch that dog idea.That just didnt sound right.
Good luck..
<<ws>>

 

[vindiesel]

thanks guys, let u know how i make out on wed. once i pass, i can't wait to break out my arsenal of TW(which i just got and didn't even dip into yet), SD, AK and haze. make a nice 1.5g fat blunt salad w/ all of 'em and get RIIIIIIGHT!
vin
truthfully i think i could pass w/ my piss but i can't chance it. i have a test kit. i'm gonna test my piss tomorrow just for the hell of it. even if it says neg i still am not using my piss. i don't trust them either, as well as the detox drinks. i've been lifting and doing mad cardio since thurs, just like before i was married, and drinking at least 1g water/day and eating good. besides craving to smoke i feel better in these past few days than in awhile. i needed alittle break from smoking and i needed to start w/ gym again. i'm definately gonna stick w/ the gym once i start smoking. back in the day i used to have some of my best workouts while high, as long as i wasn't blitzed, and as long as i had headphones. alittle weed and music at the gym made me get into a zone and focus on what i was there to do. have fun all u little fuckers puffin' away on a sat night. i know i would be. have fun. take a big bong rip or whatever, and blow it towards me.vin

 

[Guest]

A heavy smoker will not pass n a weel of clean - not in two weeks and likely not in 3. Don't risk it.

 

[tokinjoe]

Vin, Ima pack a bowl right now in your honor bro. Good luck and be sure to let us know how you do...Peace. TJ

 

[vindiesel]

thanks, it smelled tasty. think i caught a contact.

 

[Guest]

Hey, vindiesel, I used urineluck for a pre employment drug test once because I had just smoked a blunt before they told me I needed to take one.Just follow the instructions!I did also drink lots of water in the couple of hours before I had to take the test. I used medical tape to tape the vial to the inside of my thigh to sneak it in. Worked great for me and I am a very heavy smoker .By the way urineluck is endorsed by Tommy Chong.Hope this helps in time,peace.

 

[vindiesel]

i just got my box of quickfix, i got 3 of 'em just to have a couple. did u microwave yours or just heat up w/ heat pack?

 

[Guest]

I would say the heat pack although I used neither as it was summer , between the warm car and the body heat from being taped to my thigh in the waiting room. Good luck to you, I hope the day will come when they no longer test 4 mj.Peace

 

[Guest]

By the way I used the urineluck urine additive.

 

[vindiesel]

well i said i was gonna test my piss for the hell of it. i did and it is positive, despite not smoking for 4 days, drinking crazy water, eating good, taking vitamins and exercising. i thought i might be negative but i guess not. only 4 days, i guess all the water in the world couldn't make me piss negative yet. thank god for synthetic piss, that's all i got to say. i tested my piss 3 years ago after not smoking for 11 days and i was negative, but i don't think i was smoking as much then as i have been.
vin

 

[tokinjoe]

I knew no way in hell you could be clean bro. Just keep the synthetic piss warm...I'd still use clean piss from somebody else if it was me...If the synthetic is what they say, I think you'll be fine...I know you took your test today. Best of luck. Peace. TJ

 

[m.steelers]

You need to overload with water on the day of the test - a gallon or more starting 3 hours before. Believe me it's a shitload of water. You will be pissing every 10 minutes. Upping your water intake over a week isnt going to do it, you have to overload your system. You dont flush out THC, you mask it by diluting the urine. You have to understand how the body processes and elimiates THC. But I can tell you are more comfortable with the synthetic piss, not trying to steer you away from that. Just defending a proven technique cause it's worked for me a boatload of times :smile:

There are always options.
MS

 

[immortal]

of course the test came up positive all that thc that was stored in your fat is now in your blood stream because of working out. Which reminds me I need to start working out again.

 

[vindiesel]

tokinjoe thanks. i did take test today. i was smooth as shit. kinda like george jung in the movie blow when he was coming through customs w/ false bottom suit cases loaded w/ coke. i had the temp around 98. the girl who took care of me knows me from back in the day. she didn't even check temp after me worrying if i would get that part right. she simply checked box on chain of custody saying temp was in range. i wore tight underwear and simply just popped bottle squirt cap through hole in undies as if it were my cock. i was actually smiling while pissing cause everything went so smooth. i feel better now and will feel alot better when i get results back that i passed. since it's a drug screen i don't see how i couldn't pass. they're testing something for drugs that doesn't have any drugs in it. :friends: i should be fine. not gonna start tokin until i get results back, probably next week. i got a 1/2 oz of TW i didn't even tap into yet, 2g of AK, 1g of haze and my boy is bringing me back 10g of sour d from the city on thurs. tomorrow is a week i've been clean. i guess i'll take a 2 week break. i'll probably take another SMALL break when my wife gives birth within a month. then once he's settled and wife is home and everything is good, THEN i WILL start first grow of bogglegum. can't wait. before i start thinking ahead i just want to hear good news from clinic.
vin

 

[tokinjoe]

Good deal bro. I'm glad it went smooth for you. Any idea how long it takes to get the results back? I guess the bad thing is you can't ask for making them wonder why you want to know....Let us know.....Peace. TJ

 

[vindiesel]

should know by end of next week.

 

[420Blazer]

Damn, nice story.

 

[vindiesel]

tokinjoe, i passed. quickfix 4.0 is the shit. simply heated in microwave for 10 seconds, it went to 100, wrapped bottle w/ small heatpack w/ rubberband and place in tightey whiteys under deez nuts. popped squirt cap through hole and emptied. after 2 days of sweating, got neg results. went home, rolled a fat dutch of AK47 and relaxed.

 

[Guest]

Nice man, I'm glad you passed and all is well.