important-urine test question

[vindiesel]

i was gonna post this elsewhere but i did it here since most go here.this is very important to me. anyway last week we all got our yearly physicals, with no drug screen. now boss says all along we are supposed to be getting anual drug screens( urine test). i've been burnin' about .5-.75, sometimes 1g a day for awhile. just found out today as i was tokin traiwreck which i just got today. well that sure killed my high. anyway i quit for now, and am increasing water consumption from about 1/2g a day to 1g a day. i'm 6'1" about 250. metabolism is probably slow now since i haven't been working out or exercising much for about 3 months. been working out for over 10 years. started back up 100% today.
* failing is not an option* i want to get synthitic urine or human just to be safe. what's better? i found something that looked good at urineluck.com, it's synthetic. i also have some detox drinks which i don't trust 100%. please, any info would be great. i have a huge mortgage, remodeling house and wife ready to give birth to first child. i CANNOT lose my job.thanks
vin dieselless(for now).

 

[Guest]

Well how long till the test? My wife has used the detox drink and it worked ok. The fact that they skipped you might be in your favor. You know you need to stop now at least til l this blows over.

Good Luck

 

[Guest]

If you follow the directions of the products like UrineLuck detox drink, then they will work. I hear of so many stories claiming the product didn't work. When in actuallity the stoner didn't follow the directions. For this one particular drink it said basically don't get lit 48 hours prior to takin the drink/test. Well, my friend thought it'd be okay if he puffs a tiny bowl the day before. He failed. I've heard of a lot of people having good results. That same friend tried to drink another time, follow directions, and it worked. There's also kits for the synthetic urine, which you microwave for about 10 seconds to get it to 98.8F degress. That's VERY important. Too cold or too hot, and they won't accept it. They'll tell you to go again.
Then there's the option of quitting completly a month and a half in advance. Your employer should let you know around when you're going to get tested. That way you have a window of time to get 'clean.' Unless it's COMPLETLY random, which is not good.
Best of luck, I really hope everything works out.

 

[vindiesel]

i'm done smokin for now. feel much more confident using the urine, synthetic or human. i don't think i'll be clean within a few weeks either. just skeptical of using fake or real urine. to make it worse, alot of places don't ship that kinda thing to my state. but i did find an online supplement company that will ship urineluck synthetic urine to me.

 

[Growdoc]

these types of tests are not the acurate, you must avoid tea (green tea excepted) and poppie seeds on bread or begals... i used to go to this very special shcool when i was about 15-17 and we got tested 2 times a week and randoms in between, i would drink dill pickle juice after my morning pee and never pissed dirty (3 measuring cups). water is ok but working out will put more THC in your blood and system for the first few days after that its all plus...

I dont trust anything synthetic but that me.

 

[Guest]

Got a dog?

My doberman dosen't ever get high, she's helped me out a couple times now.

females are easier

for some reason - they never notice it's dog piss or FEMALE.

(Put the bottle over the defroster on the way to the test - it's gotta be warm - not hot.

Oh, I failed TWICE with quick clean products - don't trust them.

 

[vindiesel]

you failed w/ detox products or synthetic urine? dog piss is nuts.

 

[m.steelers]

Trust me on this, the only thing you have to do is consume approximately 1.5 gallons of water starting approximately 3 hours before the test. Divide the water so that you are drinking a given amount every 30 minutes. Take a multi vitamin when you first wake up on the day of the test. This helps keep the urine colored. Over that 3 hour period piss as frequently as possible. Believe me, you will have to piss a lot. This is very important as you are evacuating all the dirty urine and essentially replacing it with heavily diluted urine due to water overload. NEVER give a piss test on your first piss of the day, this is the most dirty urine. Purchase a self tester at your local pharmacy so that you can test yourself right before you go to the testing center, that way you KNOW you are clean. You can never eliminate THC, as it is stored in your fat cells, which are then broken down into your bloodstream. This happens while you are energizing (sleeping) and also when working out. If you have a long time before the test (couple weeks) stop smoking and start exercising heavily until a few days before the test. This will break the fat cells down and help eliminate the THC. Dont do this if the test is in a couple days because it will raise the THC levels in the short term. The water technique is effective as it essentially dilutes the urine so that even the most stringent tests cannot detect it. My wife works in this business and she totally concurs with this method. It is 100% effective if followed properly. I've used it a good 20 times with no problems and also many of my friends have passed numerous tests following this advice.

All those quicktabs, pure blend teas are a waste of money. The teas use the same concept as the water... notice how you have to drink a gallon of the shit.... you dont need tea to dilute your urine, just water! Carrying around urine in my pocket just isnt appealing to me. But if you choose to go that route, get one of those camping handwarmers pouches (the kind you shake and they get hot) and put that in your pcket with the urine. That will bring it up to an acceptable temperature.

The only negative side effect I can confirm is that you have to piss a lot and you will probably even have to stop on your way to the test center. But that's a good thing

 

[vindiesel]

m.steelers i think you're right. if i did that i would probably be fine, BUT i cannot afford to be probably fine. i need to know what i hand over in the cup is 100% clean. i think i'm gonna use the synthetic urine, quick fix, from spectrum labs by urineluck.com. i'll also take a month long break from smoking also. i figure i need a break anyway.
vin
HAS ANYONE USED QUICK FIX SYNTHETIC URINE FROM URINELUCK.COM BY SPECTRUM LABS? I JUST ORDERED IT.THANKS

 

[Guest]

I tried kitty - that wasn't fun at all!


rotflmao

30 days will get the most thc laden kiddney and liver oblitterated example to clear the initial tox screen. Bio assay is much more expensive - be glad it's not hair.

 

[m.steelers]

Do you know the parameters of the test? Are they going to let you do it behind closed doors, or will there be an observer? Something to think about. I think most company test are behind closed doors, at least the ones I have done for interviews were. Probation is a different story altogether.... It's all about what your comfortable with bud. That's the reason I always test my own urine before going to the test site, you cant go wrong then as they use the same methods to test your piss as you can buy at the pharmacy. Only if you fail that do they then send the urine out for further more complex tests, which cost a lot more $$$.

Here's a thought - Quit for the month, work out a bit, and then test yourself with a home kit the morning of the test. You'll know your clean straight up then. If still dirty, then use your chosen method of deception

 

[tokinjoe]

A friend of mine has to take a drug test from time to time. Thing is, he knows when it is coming so he has a friend of his that doesn't smoke piss for him in a small container. He takes it with him under his scrotum to keep it warm(body temperature). When he goes into the room, he removes the container and pours the urine in the cup. They come in, test the temperature, test the urine, and he passes every time. If you can quit 30 days before you are being tested, I think you'll be ok anyhow. I've had to do it, and I was clean in 30 days. Good luck bro, sounds like you have a TON of good reasons to keep this job, and getting fired for smoking? It's not worth it. Is this going to be your only drug test or are they going to randomly do them? Peace. TJ

 

[vindiesel]

yes this will be only 1. last 1 i had was about 3 years ago when company was bought out by another. now i guess we'll get them anually.

 

[Zindica18]

You can easily sneak something in, because jobs aren't as strict as the courts. If you don't know what I'm talking about, your PO will watch you piss to make sure you're not doing anything. You're boss couldn't give a fuck less.

 

[vindiesel]

i just got a call from coworker, i'm going for piss test on wednesday, will be 6th day after last smoke. even though i'm drinking crazy water, eating good, taking vitamins( as usual) and exercising, not sure if i can trust my piss. i think it would be stupid if i did not use the synthetic urine.
RIGHT?

 

[vindiesel]

just alittle nervous handing a cup of synthetic piss over. until a couple days ago, i didn't even know about synthetic piss.

 

[skeezo]

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[tokinjoe]

Dude, there is no way in hell I would use my own piss if it had only been 6 days. I've had friends drink gallons of water, try all sorts of over the counter "clean your piss guaranteed" products, etc....Here's the thing...if you drink water, there is a good possibility you will fail this urine test. You use somebody elses CLEAN piss, in a container in your underwear, WARM as your normal body temperature, you pass, plain and simple. I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but my brother does that shit all the time and it works. Good luck dude, you can pass this damn thing, then get back to getting a good nights sleep. Peace. TJ

 

[vindiesel]

how did u know i'm not getting a good night's sleep? been tossin and turnin for 2 hours thinking about tons of shit, including piss test. not sleeping like i normally do when burnin. it sucks.
it's either i use the synthetic or clean human piss. the quick fix synthetic from urineluck.com is supposed to be 1 of the best. i would consider using clean piss but the synthetic is supposed to be a perfect sample. all i got to do is make sure temp is between 95-100. comes w/ a temp strip on side and heat pack that keeps it around 100 degrees for up to 6 hours.

 

[Guest]

^I would do that.^