if you could be an animal....

[Guest]

i don't want to sound queer or nothing but i think unicorns kickass.

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spoken from the mouth of someone who def. would love a "pet unicorn"

just my 2 cents "fag boy"

 

[Guest]

but I was watching this show on monkeys and they were in india stealing fruit, cigarettes, beer, etc. I gotta admit it would be cool to be a drunk monkey in india.

They eat monkey brains in india wanna rethink that?

 

[Guest]

I'd have to say an ant. Ants are the most persistant and prepared critter on Earth. If you knock there mound over-they just rebuild it. They never get too angry or dwell on the past. They just keep working hard to preserve the futute of the colony. 1 for all type shit. Can you imagine a fire ant the size of a wolverine? HOO-DAWGY!

Seed

Once again you might have heard of the army ant. Mess with their nest and you'll be dinner for billons.

 

[Ms.Grat3ful]

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...a friend send this to me...

 

[Guest]

ha nice pic....that "tiger" thinks he's a "polar bear"...quite an identity crisis

 

[Laxpunker]

I have always responded to this question whenever I've seen it asked--ever since I was a little kid. No doubt about it, I would be a cheetah. To be the fastest thing on land has always had great appeal to me. I'm not sure why. Cheetahs always look like they are walking around with such attitude: "Yeh, I'm bad. Don't make me chase you. You'll lose."

And then they back it up.

To me, they are the Michael Jordan of the animal world. I love 'em!

Aye but cheetah's can only run for short periods of time, they lack endurance. That's why I chose the wolf, able to cover a couple hundred miles in a day without getting tired. No known predators aside from humans, arguably the king of the forest

 

[eyeoftruth]

i be a animal that can get high all the time.

 

[Guest]

Raccoon. Cause they have hands like us and they are just generally dope as fuck. A raccoon could probably learn to roll weed for real. Same for monkeys, but I'd rather be a raccoon than a monkey cause raccoons are a lot slicker. If I was a raccoon I'd steal go garts and grow weed in the woods. Hell I'd even make moonshine. And live a dope ass tiny house made out of sticks and survival cement, with running water and power. And stained glass windows made from smashed bottles. But I'd workout, most raccoons are fat little fuckers. I'd also have to steal a .22 derringer though to protect myself from predators, haha.
Now that I'm thinking about it I don't know why the raccoon version of myself would be so country/gangster, I guess it's just a hard ass life being a raccoon.

 

[CANNACO-OP]

maybe I missed it, but Party Animal... old joke.

CAT for me, CATNIP rules and is legal, I think?

 

[WoW maannnn]

flyingfox-tiger... everything U want to be!

 

[LittleMissGrow]

I'd be a dolphine, swin in clear water all day and night, play with some people, eat some fish. Be pretty cool.

 

[The End Is Near]

A cat. Aside from the life of leisure, they can get away with getting all cuddly with all the ladies.

 

[ureapwhatusow]

dachshund or a male platypus

 

[whiterabbit9]

lion or tiger

I was gonna say a cat, but why be a cat when you can be a big cat

i'd most probably be a tiger, even if lions got it pretty good, the women hunt for them
they just gotta fight some males from time to time

 

[Littleleaf]

A male sperm wale with a ten foot ****!

 

[Medical]

Gaelic warrior.