if you could be an animal....

[Tillianne]

I love all animals, but if I could only choose one, it would be a cat. Not sure which species of cat I would choose, but I love black panthers & jaguars.

 

[Guest]

i love p*ssy too!

 

[robobond]

any particular reason you censor yourself lol? (just messing)

 

[Guest]

hahaha bipedal hominid. so true. of all apes/monkeys those interest me the most. apes/monkeys in general are really interestin to me.

regardless i'd have to be a mid-large sized bird. can you imagine that kind of freedom? i'd pick a bird that was big enough to fly from 1 continent to another, the way many migrate to south america in the winter.

 

[robobond]

you need to be a ape/monkey of some sort. That way you can have opposible thumbs and show the other apes what up with sweet mary. The way I see it king kong means kong sized joint.

 

[Guest]

any particular reason you censor yourself lol? (just messing)

my mommy will be VERY upset w/ me if i cuss! lol trying not to get booted for my pottymouth. i have way too much fun here, don't want to cause a f*cking ruckus

 

[genkisan]

Orca or dolphin, for sure......

 

[robobond]

Orca or dolphin, for sure......

You can't smoke weed underwater. Or can you?

 

[Guest]

You can't smoke weed underwater. Or can you?

orcas and dolphins are mamals...they breath air air like we do...not like fish....so its not a problem.

 

[Guest]

You can't smoke weed underwater. Or can you?

Sure! just stick the doobie in their blow-hole



And of course there is always the Shotgun.

Seed

 

[Guest423]

i wish i was hung like a horse then i wouldn't have to lug this big thing around!

i'd be a whitetail deer, a dominate buck ofcourse, lay around and eat, sit in the shade and go in the creek, then when mating season comes around run around the valleys breeding every doe in sight, and you get to kick a little ass fighting the smaller less dominate deer.

 

[robobond]

orcas and dolphins are mamals...they breath air air like we do...not like fish....so its not a problem.

I know but theyd require assitance.

 

[Guest]

i wish i was hung like a horse then i wouldn't have to lug this big thing around!

i'd be a whitetail deer, a dominate buck ofcourse, lay around and eat, sit in the shade and go in the creek, then when mating season comes around run around the valleys breeding every doe in sight, and you get to kick a little ass fighting the smaller less dominate deer.

I would'nt wanna be you come hunting season HAHAHA.

 

[PassTheDoobie]

I have always responded to this question whenever I've seen it asked--ever since I was a little kid. No doubt about it, I would be a cheetah. To be the fastest thing on land has always had great appeal to me. I'm not sure why. Cheetahs always look like they are walking around with such attitude: "Yeh, I'm bad. Don't make me chase you. You'll lose."

And then they back it up.

To me, they are the Michael Jordan of the animal world. I love 'em!

 

[clorox]

id be a sea monster

 

[Guest423]

I would'nt wanna be you come hunting season HAHAHA.

yeah but i'd be a dominate buck, them ol wise bucks that no one ever sees when it comes hunting season, the majestic whitetail!

anyone that hunts, knows anyone that hunts, or even a photographer knows what i'm talkin about.

 

[reefermadness]

i don't want to sound queer or nothing but i think unicorns kickass.

 

[robobond]

i don't want to sound queer or nothing but i think unicorns kickass.

lol fuck that I want to be a mermaid.

 

[supermanlives]

definately an eagle . protected,cool looking and no other birds fuck with an eagle. have you ever seen an eagle cruise on an updraft it looks like fun.

 

[Guest]

I already am an animal.