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If I had $1 Billion dollars

Pops

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Don't want to burst anyone's bubble, but if everyone had a billion, then no one would work. Inflation would run rampant and a Big Mac would cost $5,000.
 
I would buy every little yella rubber ducky and set them all free into the ocean.


They would then be able to live life in the wild and not in the bath tubs of perverted children. They would be able to roam free as a burd. They then could pro-create and take over the world. It would be a world wide armada of rubber duckies. If there was any money left over it would go to training the successful rubber ducky candidates in all the latest SAS and SBS techniques. These then elite fighting duckies would be turned black to camo them into the night and sent on missions all over the continents to enslave all human beings into growing tea and making soft cheese.

 
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