It would take a fourteen foot board to hold Unc up. Don't believe a word he says.no way dude,me and al were surfin some major tubage with the pope at the vaticans super top secret surf spot in the phillipines and when we were taking a few rips from the holy water bong when al goes all dreamy and sez "dude,what if like these super gnar tubes went like all over the world and you could just go like anywhere.....no no,wait...this is gonna blow yer mind jeepster( pope john pauls surfing nickname) what if like those tubes were like full of stuff....like movies and really lame places where you could like tell yer bro what you were up to every boring stupid little moment of the day...."
i may be paraphrasing a bit,we were wicked baked on some bishop's hat kush that day....