I find strange things and post them here - feel free to join in

[armedoldhippy]

some folks have a sick sense of humour.

mine is rather...."expansive". i collect bad religious jokes. among other things....

 

[JKD]

 

[chilliwilli]

There are some strange names for liquor in germany.

 

[revegeta666]

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We were thinking of buying this book for my friend as a joke hahaha. Gotta love the title.

eidt - apparently amazon links dont work. Here is a screen cap

 

[buzzmobile]

FREE! to a good home. We named her Wut.

 

[armedoldhippy]

i fucking give up, buzz. WTF IS THAT???

 

[buzzmobile]

i fucking give up, buzz. WTF IS THAT???

Your new pet.

 

[brickweeder]

dead flower?

 

[chilliwilli]

Zuckerberg spawned an egg?

 

[St. Phatty]

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You guys are Sexist !

Not a word about how to make Scrambled Eggs using Vaginal Mucus.

 

[Ringodoggie]

And, they are not even UNI-sexist. I am in Palm Springs so we need to include recipes for Butt Snot and Anal Oils....... with lots of butt-er.


And.... yeah, Buzz, what the fuck is that?

 

[St. Phatty]

In the early 90's I was recommended to "Good Vibrations" on Valencia in San Francisco, to help them design a Next Generation Dildo.

The interview was very educational. I needed to draw some drawings of the female anatomy in order to become completely clear about what (on Earth) they were talking about.

Basically there are a lot of nerve endings all over the female (internal) anatomy and some women like to have all of them stimulated via poking prodding suction friction etc.

From that perspective, Bigger Really is Better.

One of the Lady Entrepreneurs was insistent that women Ejaculate, producing copious quantities of Mucus.

Perhaps she was extrapolating from her own personal experience.

I think a good sex toys store has to have old-fashioned sleep aids like Whipped Cream and Chocolate Syrup, all the taste sensations that people bring to their respective Boudoir's.

 

[armedoldhippy]

I think a good sex toys store has to have old-fashioned sleep aids like

maple syrup, butter, silk scarves, and...

 

[pop_rocks]

9v battery and a glass of vodka straight up!
/make that a double!
this isnt the orgy i signed up for!!

 

[armedoldhippy]

dead flower?

i was gonna guess a carnivorous plant, but WTF do i know?

 

[Frosty Nuggets]

Starfish?

 

[Hasch]

Egg ray or shark
or
watet chestnut "husk"

 

[buzzmobile]

And.... yeah, Buzz, what the fuck is that?

That belongs to @armedoldhippy now. It is a hagmoth caterpillar. Just a friendly word of advice to you, aoh. Don't cuddle or hug it.

https://www.pubs.ext.vt.edu/content/dam/pubs_ext_vt_edu/ENTO/ENTO-19/ENTO-259.pdf

 

[buzzmobile]

i was gonna guess a carnivorous plant, but WTF do i know?

You know you wanted to adopt it. I appreciate you stepping up in the true Spirit of Christmas.

 

[Hasch]

Crazy shit, a caterpillar