How should I deal with my Nightmare-in-Law?

[Lord Doobie]

I got so blown away partying with Star Trek, I forgot to post that she left at 2p.m. yesterday afternoon. I told everyone moving her that I fully expected an apology for the 3 years she acted like a total ass. I also mentioned I was very tired of kicking her out which went a long way explaining my side of the situation.

I think I'm finally free...

 

[argoagro]

You know she will still be 'around' though.... Also, just like a mother wolf who has taught it's cub to hunt, maybe she knows the wife has it all under control now

Pack your shit up, run like you were on fire, do not look back. When you get to a new safe place, buy a puppy, grow weed, do your movie gig. And no, do not take your wife, that is the trap, if you take her they will follow. And you will always get better quality love and acceptance from a puppy than a wife. You can have sex or happiness, choose. You will thank me later.
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Best damn advice in the thread

 

[Vermonster]

thats yoru wife in the near future, run bro get a divorce and scram before you lose too much!!!! trust me!!!!!ahhh i feel for ya!

 

[Strainhunter]

thats your wife in the near future, run bro get a divorce and scram before you lose too much!!!! trust me!!!!!ahhh i feel for ya!

Unfortunately the chances are high that's gonna happen...sooner or later.

"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

Throughout the years I have noticed the women often become a copy of their mothers...hope I'm wrong in Lord Doobie's case....

 

[Vermonster]

My ex wife was awesome, we live din VT were killin it....our son was born, all of a sudden, none of this is ok, we need to move/start going to church/stop being "driug" dealers/stop going to all these cncerts....


Huh? you thought this was a a trend?

its funny too because her parents used to hate us both and then it became everyone hated me and i found myself living waaaay to close to them etc etc.

Needless to say 5k + in lawyers fees 2 years w/o agarden etc etc....just getting my shit back toghther, financialy/mentally/etc.

 

[GHUA]

Im so glad she is gone. Good luck with keeping her away!

Hope these people aren't right about your wife though. If you start seeing it, RUN sooner rather than later...

 

[deathtosoapbar]

Pack your shit up, run like you were on fire, do not look back. When you get to a new safe place, buy a puppy, grow weed, do your movie gig. And no, do not take your wife, that is the trap, if you take her they will follow. And you will always get better quality love and acceptance from a puppy than a wife. You can have sex or happiness, choose. You will thank me later.
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The best advice ive seen in a LONG time!

 

[Lord Doobie]

Fortunately, my wife is nothing like her mother...or brother for that matter. I certainly wouldn't have married my wife if she was remotely like her mother who's a huge asshole.

Like I said, I explained to anyone who would listen that dear old mom moved in next door 3 years ago and decided to start off being a huge ass by not getting a phone for 4 months. This way, she could send all the losers she meets over to our home. This includes 2 retarded people (not to be confused with Republitards), Jahova's Wittnesses, and all her friends now calling us wondering what happened to her phone.

I also explained to anyone who would listen that I was getting tired of kicking her and the rest of the creeps out of my home. I'm an artist and my home is basically an video/sound/art studio with objects 'de art all over the place.

I just pushed this huge 300 pound female elephant out my door 2 weeks ago...She refused to leave my home.

 

[sackoweed]

ohh ahh ohh arrgh ... The new model T251056 silent wood chipper..

 

[Lord Doobie]

Seems you can never find a wood chipper when you need one...Thx

 

[el Dream Reader]

I just pushed this huge 300 pound female elephant out my door 2 weeks ago...She refused to leave my home.

Way to thin the herd Doobie

 

[Lord Doobie]

Turns out she's already stuck in a bug-infested swamp with 92 degree heat and no air conditioner...I think it's called karma...The retard friend that sold her a window air-conditioner must be having a good laugh, too...The A/C doesn't work...She's sweltering and out $45...which is perfect

I'm ROTFLMFAO...

 

[IWanaGetHiSoHi]

Buy the wood chipper. I have found that it is better to have a wood chipper and Not Need it than it is to Need a wood chipper and Not have one.

 

[dekab247]

Hey LD

Hey LD

Lord Doobie,

I posted earlier in this thread. I am not normally an aggressive person like from my post. It is just when you strated this thread, and I read it. It brought back some bad memories, and they sort of exploded out. I apologize for that, but am seriously happy that you were able to rid yourself of this vile filth. Enjoy the time away from the nightmare...

 

[Lord Doobie]

It's OK, man...Glad your mom enjoyed the move

I consider myself lucky this only lasted 3 years with my monster-in-law