How do we know these guys are the real deal?

[red eye joe]

So the other day after posting this I happened to pull up another thread on a different forum, which was on the same subject of fake breeders.

It just so happened that someone mentioned this Todd McCormick character in that thread. Based on what was said in that one post, I've gone from 79% to 100% convinced you people are being played for fools. This dude is claiming to have received some old school seed from another well known fake breeder, and is selling them for $20 each no less. He's got so many red flags on him you'd think he was the Chinese presidential limo. And this is who you are trusting absolutely, with the life and freedom of yourself and others?

I am laughing my ass off at you douchebags right now. JetLife and pals, I don't know where you've been, or where you're at, but I know where you're headed. 5-10 years from now, you will be in prison. Bank on it.

If anyone else on this forum is stupid enough to believe this "just take my word for it bro" bullshit, you will be just as fucked as they are. This is your first and probably only warning.

 

[red eye joe]

To add more: FellaAdrene, I didn't mention this the other day but from the word "Instagram" I knew you were a moron. Maybe you should do some research and learns who owns Instagram and what their agenda is.

I don't know which is more pathetic--that you blindly trust some talking head on Instagram, or that you're dumb enough to log onto that site and discuss your business on there in the first place. There's a prison cell out there with your name on it, and Bubba's keeping the bunk warm for ya.

 

[red eye joe]

More water for the thirsty horses who refuse to drink:

I happen to know for a fact (don't ask) that there is a major seedbank out there, one of the wave of "new age" seed banks that is highly trusted on this forum and others, who are having their email monitored, intercepted, and tampered with by US DEA. In fact the whole seedbank very well could be a honeypot operation, as far as I know.

Half the dumbasses posting in this thread or reading this thread have likely done business with those people and been very satisfied with the transaction, completely oblivious to the fact that your data is being collected. I'm guessing there's a case file at DEA HQ with JetLife's name on it that's 2" thick already and growing.

99% of you morons have an entire household full of spyware watching your every move. Your TV, your phone, your computer, your fucking refrigerator, all tracking everything you do, 24/7/365. It's tracking anyone else dumb enough to hang around you ignorant assholes also. All of your info--your connections, your friends and family, your activities, your likes and dislikes, your favorite color, your illegal activites (like your constant ongoing violation of Federal Prohibition that you think is legal), all of it being tracked and recorded and added to the growing pile of data, for future use against you. Every time you take a shit these people know it, and it will come back to haunt your ass later.

And how do I know all this? Because I'm the type who knows things. Unlike you. Listen up and get a clue, or go to prison. I don't give a fuck either way.

 

[Farmer John]

 

[Whip]

It may be time for you to move on

No reply needed

Have a great night

 

[red eye joe]

@Julian, where are you at bro? You don't know me but I know you. Your indoor and outdoor threads were my inspiration back in the day. I don't know if you're still around but if so, pop into this thread and teach these retards some basic facts about security, the long dick of the law, and who to trust and NOT trust, please.

 

[red eye joe]

It may be time for you to move on

It's not.

Have a great night

Eat shit.

 

[Farmer John]

Time to go and find the legendary wanking banana gif asap. This thread needs it.

 

[Farmer John]

 

[Whip]

You forgot...and die lol

 

[Farmer John]

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Those who dont remember this.. well. You had to be here.

 

[red eye joe]

John this is a serious thread about serious shit. You got anything to add here that is actually on topic and useful to anyone?

 

[Farmer John]

Naah. I'll leave it to you guys. Had enough close encounters with people claiming to have done this and that in our world of cannabis and most of those people have been full of themselves, shit and fairytales. Sadly not many of those people have any proof or documentation of their works and things turn to folklore in a second. I'll just stick to what I know for sure. Have a great night everyone.

 

[red eye joe]

I was just awarded a trophy: "Keeps coming back"

LOL

Thank you, forum software, it's nice to be recognized.

 

[Brother Nature]

OP clearly knows nothing. I was there with Neil Armstrong smoking kush on the moon, kids these days…

 

[red eye joe]

It's clear your a conspiracy theorist nut job!

It's clear you're an NPC.

Don't know what that means? Look it up. One of my favorite insults these days, because it's so true.

 

[Farmer John]

OP clearly knows nothing. I was there with Neil Armstrong smoking kush on the moon, kids these days…

Thats the pic you took just before smoking the OG OG Kush and I heard that Neil the pollen chucker took all the seedstock with him when he went to Mars to create Roadkill Haze.

 

[Brother Nature]

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Thats the pic you took just before smoking the OG OG Kush and I heard that Neil the pollen chucker took all the seedstock with him when he went to Mars to create Roadkill Haze.

Yeah, was a bummer that one, pretty sure that’s why no one’s been able to recreate roadkill, Martians hold the genetics. We did discover the gravity bong in that expedition though, so not all was lost.

 

[red eye joe]

Look at all those footprints in the lunar regolith! Soil scientists on earth tell us that the only way footprints can be left in dirt/sand/soil here on earth is if there is moisture present. No moisture = no footprints. There can be no moisture on the moon because there is of course no atmosphere. But the lunar surface is a special, magical place where the laws of physics don't apply. Amazing, isn't it?

I think what's even more incredible is how that giant rocket engine on the bottom of the "lander", which was supposedly firing the whole descent from orbit to the surface (you know, so they wouldn't crash), somehow didn't manage to disturb a single speck of dust underneath the "lander." Another incredible, magical, unexplained mystery, like the magic bullet that killed Kennedy.

I Want To Believe, Brother Bear, just like Fox Mulder, but like Sherlock Holmes, I'm just not dumb enough to.

 

[Farmer John]

Yes the greatest of all human inventions, the gravity bong. Fucking martians stole the blueprints for the antigravity bong I heard. But seriously I'm sorry, a bit too stoned and drunk to even think about these things without getting upset.