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A poodle is equivalent of a German Shepard! Great guard dogs...were originally bred for hunting...very protective....
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A poodle is equivalent of a German Shepard! Great guard dogs...were originally bred for hunting...very protective....
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Just give a rottweiler some roids and some coke at night, and make it sleep all day.
Altern. U could do the geese-thing..ive seen that persons fam.to dogs can bypass them easy as hell.
Boobytrap the place..Some serious fleshwounds with searing phosphor in it, or some frostbites from hell, or shrapnel in balls and groin.
Or a corpse dangling in a poisonlaced kevlarfiber, with burnt face, frostbit head and torso, shrapnel in the tighs and ball-area, shotgunblasted knees and a mechanical stabbing device pointblank in the chest. Eyes seared shut by some series of big blitz(krieg) and eardrums popped by a unchristian sirene.
Isnt this much more entertaining than just shoot the poor sap? If he survives, he'll sure as hell never set his foot in there again..
U can also cover the floor just inside the dor with some crazyglue that inmobilize his shoes, and cover the rest with rubbermats with broken glass glued ontop.
Im imagining the carnage in the shed when he start to panic (when he just removed his shoes and the delayed cirquit to the blitz and serie of hellraisers kicks in.)Running in blindness on the broken glass, sirene's desorienting him, some firexct.goin off, turning the upper torso and throat to ice\slurpee.
then a tripwired shotgun tilted upwards goes off and fills his asshole with lead,
finally a hinged half of the roofing falls down in head\upper torso-hight with some knives covered in dogfecies and shit, stabbing anyone in the room good.
Isnt that much cooler than some dogs that can be bribed or bypassed? the gees can be gassed to sleep\death..and it all except hidden traps are good enough for me
Im laughing my ass off when Im thinking of all the diff.horrible wounds he'll suffer..
Altern. U could do the geese-thing..ive seen that persons fam.to dogs can bypass them easy as hell.
Boobytrap the place..Some serious fleshwounds with searing phosphor in it, or some frostbites from hell, or shrapnel in balls and groin.
Or a corpse dangling in a poisonlaced kevlarfiber, with burnt face, frostbit head and torso, shrapnel in the tighs and ball-area, shotgunblasted knees and a mechanical stabbing device pointblank in the chest. Eyes seared shut by some series of big blitz(krieg) and eardrums popped by a unchristian sirene.
Isnt this much more entertaining than just shoot the poor sap? If he survives, he'll sure as hell never set his foot in there again..
U can also cover the floor just inside the dor with some crazyglue that inmobilize his shoes, and cover the rest with rubbermats with broken glass glued ontop.
Im imagining the carnage in the shed when he start to panic (when he just removed his shoes and the delayed cirquit to the blitz and serie of hellraisers kicks in.)Running in blindness on the broken glass, sirene's desorienting him, some firexct.goin off, turning the upper torso and throat to ice\slurpee.
then a tripwired shotgun tilted upwards goes off and fills his asshole with lead,
finally a hinged half of the roofing falls down in head\upper torso-hight with some knives covered in dogfecies and shit, stabbing anyone in the room good.
Isnt that much cooler than some dogs that can be bribed or bypassed? the gees can be gassed to sleep\death..and it all except hidden traps are good enough for me
Im laughing my ass off when Im thinking of all the diff.horrible wounds he'll suffer..
Just give a rottweiler some roids and some coke at night, and make it sleep all day.
Altern. U could do the geese-thing..ive seen that persons fam.to dogs can bypass them easy as hell.
Boobytrap the place..Some serious fleshwounds with searing phosphor in it, or some frostbites from hell, or shrapnel in balls and groin.
Or a corpse dangling in a poisonlaced kevlarfiber, with burnt face, frostbit head and torso, shrapnel in the tighs and ball-area, shotgunblasted knees and a mechanical stabbing device pointblank in the chest. Eyes seared shut by some series of big blitz(krieg) and eardrums popped by a unchristian sirene.
Isnt this much more entertaining than just shoot the poor sap? If he survives, he'll sure as hell never set his foot in there again..
U can also cover the floor just inside the dor with some crazyglue that inmobilize his shoes, and cover the rest with rubbermats with broken glass glued ontop.
Im imagining the carnage in the shed when he start to panic (when he just removed his shoes and the delayed cirquit to the blitz and serie of hellraisers kicks in.)Running in blindness on the broken glass, sirene's desorienting him, some firexct.goin off, turning the upper torso and throat to ice\slurpee.
then a tripwired shotgun tilted upwards goes off and fills his asshole with lead,
finally a hinged half of the roofing falls down in head\upper torso-hight with some knives covered in dogfecies and shit, stabbing anyone in the room good.
Isnt that much cooler than some dogs that can be bribed or bypassed? the gees can be gassed to sleep\death..and it all except hidden traps are good enough for me
Im laughing my ass off when Im thinking of all the diff.horrible wounds he'll suffer..
you might consider seeing a psychiatrist...lol...
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No shit...
That was the craziest rant I have ever seen. You could quote any part of it, but "hinged half of room... with knives covered in dog fecies.."
WTF. I think those modern horror flicks are getting to you too much man. I hope that you don't have roommates...
Actually, I still think that this is the way to go, because I feel very strongly against firearms.
The only thing I hate more, is someone trying to sandbag\steal my meds from me.
Im getting it for Tourette syndrome grand mal with obsessions and impulsive disorder..And hypersensoric dysfunction because of ionpump-nervemalfunctions\triggered by stress and severe adhd.
U dont want to get caught with the hand in my stashbox when the lights are turned on...U will hear a serie of metallic clickingsounds beside a muffled giggle
The only thing I hate more, is someone trying to sandbag\steal my meds from me.
Im getting it for Tourette syndrome grand mal with obsessions and impulsive disorder..And hypersensoric dysfunction because of ionpump-nervemalfunctions\triggered by stress
and severe adhd.U dont want to get caught with the hand in my stashbox when the lights are turned on...U will hear a serie of metallic clickingsounds beside a muffled giggle
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Ill stick with my Pitt & 50 Cal.
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Sorry ya have ta go through this. There are some realy shitty catz out there.
there are made several movies inspired by me
No but serious, its much better to make a thieving bastard die or get a lesson he'll NEVER forget even with heavy medication and therapy, from his own hands\feet by walking into a camoflaged plasticshredder or something DIY corpse-making device, than just shoot the poor junky in cold blood?
Im into the "barely survive so he can tell the others(of his kind)" -thing
What was the horrible thing abut the hinged part of the roofing?
Is that worse than killing a guy with a gun? I dont quite see the issue..
No but serious, its much better to make a thieving bastard die or get a lesson he'll NEVER forget even with heavy medication and therapy, from his own hands\feet by walking into a camoflaged plasticshredder or something DIY corpse-making device, than just shoot the poor junky in cold blood?
Im into the "barely survive so he can tell the others(of his kind)" -thing
What was the horrible thing abut the hinged part of the roofing?
Is that worse than killing a guy with a gun? I dont quite see the issue..
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Just use quick load- straight Patch & pouder (no shot) in a 50 cal. This will definatly get their attention at 100 grain or more. & a good stop watch ta see how fast the run hehe.
Thats where the feds come into the picture..charging u with finance of terror or sometin else insane shit,,much better having small signs that wagely says that death and tudel-du awaits whomever enters this shed of Doom.
And set numerous darkaged,evil and hidden fecal\rosewater-smeared,pneumatic,hinged blades are motiontriggered and live
instead of a sirene,U can mount a before mentioned buzzer that the ones in submarines.
Those are ment to get ur body jump.
Stay away from the sheds with nailmarks clawing away from the gaps. (from the inside and out)
And set numerous darkaged,evil and hidden fecal\rosewater-smeared,pneumatic,hinged blades are motiontriggered and live
instead of a sirene,U can mount a before mentioned buzzer that the ones in submarines.
Those are ment to get ur body jump.
Stay away from the sheds with nailmarks clawing away from the gaps. (from the inside and out)
We tourettes-patients likes anythin that smells of a final solution; as follows.
Hinge and pneum. the entire roof-length from the ceiling,making a jaw that covers the room when snapped.
(U see where Im goin with this?)
The inhumanity is up to the user.
Just plain wooden boards for a savage beating, or some nails and glass for the memories,¨
or axes and blades and loong shards of glass if user isnt of the forgiving type.
Or a net if the user has a touch of the Dahmer-spirit.
Hinge and pneum. the entire roof-length from the ceiling,making a jaw that covers the room when snapped.
(U see where Im goin with this?)
The inhumanity is up to the user.
Just plain wooden boards for a savage beating, or some nails and glass for the memories,¨
or axes and blades and loong shards of glass if user isnt of the forgiving type.
Or a net if the user has a touch of the Dahmer-spirit.
this guy sounds like he owns the whole SAW boxset..all 50 of those sick ass movies..
what can you say..id like to say how much of a sicko and attention whore this person is...but to each their own
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