~~~Gurus Added To IC Mag~~~

[m.steelers]

Salut to the new Gurus!

M

 

[BushyOldGrower]

BOG sings, *Dear Abby, Dear Abby my grow rooms a mess my plants all have mold and my wife wants little sex...

She says I should clean my grow room floor but it seems that the dirt is always all the more. * Dear Abby, dear abby... BOG

 

[Guest]

Poor BOG, to have such problems.

You a John Prine fan?

 

[Guest]

Well if we get a "Ragu" Guru we'll need a "SNAFU" Guru (for when things go Horribly Wrong) and for Safety and the OSHA people we'll need a "Boo Boo" Guru and for the hard core Guano/Manure peeps a "Poo Poo" Guru. Since some members have changed names or left the site we'll need a "Who's Who" Guru and for the Pest side of our hobby we'll need a "Shoo Fly Shoo" Guru. Here's the kicker.....for the Self Centered we'll need an "It's All About YOU" Guru. And for all the New New Gurus Can I borrow 10 bucks from each of you too?

 

[Guest]

Oh I forgot a couple........For the Mathmatically Challenged (or those who are well versed in stoner math) a "2 + 2" Guru and for those with Shallow pockets or very small grows a "Only a Few" Guru. For the grammatically challenged a "Threw Thru & Through" Guru and for the Dave Grohl and Monty Python fans we'll need a "I Foo on You" Guru. For the animal Lovers we'll need a "Zoo" Guru and for the slow paying "I can't grow without my electric service On" types we'll be needing a "Notice: Payment Over Due" Guru. For those that have grown but are no longer able I suggest a "I Grew too" Guru. On that note I will leave you a pic of Mom...

 

[Sinfuldreams]

I got Dibbs

I got Dibbs

On Notice: Payment Over Due Guru

Sin

 

[00420]

hi to all the new guru's, my u help us all as u did befor

peace to all the mentor's great job why u where there!!!!

 

[Guest]

Sin baby you got that one Wrapped up? Done! And for the already mentioned Munchie Guru I'll add "Chew Chew" Guru and for those growing on trains "Choo Choooooo" Guru.

 

[Tonyton]

congrats to all, from one un-official to the official Guru's.LOL. One day.

 

[Guest]

Hmmm an Un official Guru from Baltimore? This could take some time. How about "The Water ain't Blue" Guru? Or "I drink at Fells Point Too" Guru. "I stepped in Raven Doo" Guru? All right I'm stretching it now aren't I?

 

[Tonyton]

We see what kind of guru you are WeedWrapperMan, A comedian guru LOL.B-More Rocks.

 

[guineapig]

guineapig guru!!

 

[Hashmasta-Kut]

i like the big green title :tup:

 

[Farmer John]

I'd be the sausage guru then, or maybe a tuna guru.

 

[BushyOldGrower]

no bubblegum guru

 

[Organic Hydro]

no bubblegum guru

Only you BOG , dont think we need any more than that :smile:


O H

 

[Farmer John]

Damn, the strangest thing...I found this bubblegum...called Super Sour Bubble Gum was funny as hell muahahaha...gotta take a pic...

 

[Guest]

Indigo- Share an unofficial Anything with you?...Sure!...But my time spent here has been sporadic lately and I've been a bit less In Ya Face. How about you take that handle (unofficially of course) and I'll lobby for the "Loose Screw" Guru.
BOG- I thought You were the "BubbleGum" Guru but I see now that it has changed to Specialist. Hmmmm. This could require some thought. You have so many good qualities and areas of Expertise.
Tonyton- Thanks. B-More is a rockin city. The weird thing is I don't Try to be funny I just look that way.

 

[Tonyton]

WWM, all is well. I guess we're from the same pond.
Tonyton

 

[Guest]

You didn't think I was bustin on B-More didja? I really love that city Dirty Harbor Water and all. Now if you were from Dundalk or Essex.....JK. Peace Herb