My wife married me because I am not any part metrosexual. She likes my beard and my chest hair. Besides I was talking about shaving my ass so that my ass cleavage would show better when I leaned over the counter.
But I think the razor would just get all plugged from the ass lint anyway.
oh Shit not that cleavage....... y'all just trip me the fuck out....... lol..... OK OK the belt......