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GIRL's GOT SKILLS

Aspenou812

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My wife married me because I am not any part metrosexual. She likes my beard and my chest hair. Besides I was talking about shaving my ass so that my ass cleavage would show better when I leaned over the counter.

But I think the razor would just get all plugged from the ass lint anyway.

oh Shit not that cleavage....... y'all just trip me the fuck out....... lol..... OK OK the belt......
 

Aspenou812

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Come hop on a dive boat with me...... I always wear a tiny kiny under my dive Skins and Wet-suits.......... This is the catch....... You gotta go where i go for 6 hours under water...... you can even use a Sea Scooter so you can keep up..... you get the Sea Scooter...... So i can make a few choices Right... like.... Depth, time of day, Environments.... And all of the fun shit you will get to see.... It will be a 6 hour guided tour for free.... then back on the boat.. as soon as my wet gear hits the deck you can come and take all the pictures you want of me and my girlfriends then post all the pictures on IC....
So would that picture be worth the cost of admission?
 

Akss

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Hmm i think seen a pic somewhere in this big thread. Bikini top. Nice work aspen cant wait to see the next round.
 

Vanilla Phoenix

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This thread is live today, you crazy mofos! :biglaugh: Good stuff.

And I really like hearing the dive stories, Aspen. :yes: I've always wanted to try diving.
 

Akss

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I spend a lot of time in my boat on the ocean.catch is i really like to stay in the boat.lol to many sharks around these parts now a days.6 hours under no way not for me. It would definitely be worth it no doubt in my mind.most ive done is freediving for lobsters mask and snorkel and wet suit in the shallows. havent gone in a long time now jaws is out there.
 

Akss

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I wouldnt think of posting pics of you or anyone on a website was just playing around.i hope your ok with it but ill stop now. I think VP want to put his flippers on;)
 

Aspenou812

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I dont mind posting some pictures..... at all.. I just need something like a masquerade mask or something like that....
 

unclefishstick

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I dont mind posting some pictures..... at all.. I just need something like a masquerade mask or something like that....
what are you looking for,respect as a grower or a bunch of drooling yes boys?

i like looking at pretty girls,who hopefully own a schoolgirl outfit,just as much as the next guy,but theres already plenty of the internet devoted to that....
 

Akss

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Good point unc. As much as we would all like to check you out aspen i think thats very good advice.
 

Aspenou812

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what are you looking for,respect as a grower or a bunch of drooling yes boys?

i like looking at pretty girls,who hopefully own a schoolgirl outfit,just as much as the next guy,but theres already plenty of the internet devoted to that....

Not looking for that at all unc.... If i was in a shot at this point, It would be all Hoodies, Bandannas and Dark Glasses........ Most of the visitors would be a bit let down.... I live a very out in public life with my lifestyle and diving..... People all over this area know who i am...... Its like that when you live in a small town..... And being a fixture at a very popular Dive shop..... People know me.... And that's just not happening..... we will leave the skin and sexy pictures for ass holes trying to sell scissors....... But having said that i would like to post a picture.... of me in the grow.... just to say hi this is me ya know.... Maybe its a girl thing....... however that picture would be vague as can be.....
 

Aspenou812

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like i said it not happening...... As much as i would like to say hi that's not happening...... i have over 4000 pictures on Facebook....... different sight different friends and different purposes.......
 

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