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GIRL's GOT SKILLS

starke

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Nah. Actually our State bird is the mosquito. They're big enough here to fuck a turkey while standing flat-footed.
 

Aspenou812

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good that you didnt pop any stitches headbanging last night!

NOPE.... staples are gone now :)
pretty sure she has enough sense to stay out of the mosh pit lol

Standing on my chair most of the time in the 6th row....
yeah,but she lives in florida!:biggrin: no sensible person would do that!
im pretty sure the state bird is a seagull high on bath salts!:)


Oh SNAP.... lol LMFAO tell me about it....it's the water.... all kinds of water
Nah. Actually our State bird is the mosquito. They're big enough here to fuck a turkey while standing flat-footed.

You beat me to that one..... great answer....I'm stealing the turkey part.....
 

Ichabod Crane

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That is my wife's life signature !! Lol, but I'm not joking, ha!

When I first started dating my wife I told her that my sister shot her boy friend. I also told her that my sister beat up this girl a week before the girl went on a 3 state murder spree.

Then I went to my sisters house and she meet my sister who pulled her aside. When I was not around my sister told my wife that if she broke my heart or cheated on me she would kick her ass like never before. And dont tell my brother I said this to you.

Two years later my wife finally told me after my sister moved out of state.

I think my sister is that girl your mom warned you about. lol
 

Aspenou812

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There is definitely more than one of us out there.... I'm not the violent type, but have no issue speaking my mind.... Just say it, get it off your chest, be honest and deal with the fall out....
 

Aspenou812

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When I first started dating my wife I told her that my sister shot her boy friend. I also told her that my sister beat up this girl a week before the girl went on a 3 state murder spree.

Then I went to my sisters house and she meet my sister who pulled her aside. When I was not around my sister told my wife that if she broke my heart or cheated on me she would kick her ass like never before. And dont tell my brother I said this to you.

Two years later my wife finally told me after my sister moved out of state.

I think my sister is that girl your mom warned you about. lol

lol the mistake she (the wife) made was to think that the drive back home wouldn't be worth it for the sister.....even two years later.... Itchy...
 

Ichabod Crane

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lol the mistake she (the wife) made was to think that the drive back home wouldn't be worth it for the sister.....even two years later.... Itchy...

Haha that is true. But my sister told me the other day people are still afraid of her but she couldnt hit anyone now with the way her hands hurt. She has real bad arthritis like our mom had.

And I have a great wife. I mean she cooks and cleans. But then she expects me to get up a 530 in the morning when it is 5 below zero to shovel the drive , clean her car off, and warm it up for her when she works. So maybe she got the better end.

Well hell no I hate laundry.
 

dansbuds

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Haha that is true. But my sister told me the other day people are still afraid of her but she couldnt hit anyone now with the way her hands hurt. She has real bad arthritis like our mom had.

And I have a great wife. I mean she cooks and cleans. But then she expects me to get up a 530 in the morning when it is 5 below zero to shovel the drive , clean her car off, and warm it up for her when she works. So maybe she got the better end.

Well hell no I hate laundry.


:whip: :laughing:
 

dansbuds

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i do the laundry , shopping , cooking & cleaning .... yeah i make a pretty good house wife lol ..... but it was a good trade off to let me quit my job to stay home & grow bud while she goes to work !!! :biggrin:
 

Aspenou812

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i do the laundry , shopping , cooking & cleaning .... yeah i make a pretty good house wife lol ..... but it was a good trade off to let me quit my job to stay home & grow bud while she goes to work !!! :biggrin:

That's a fair trade off.... Dan that's working together..... good stuff
:tiphat:
 

dansbuds

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it was her idea which was a total surprise to me !!! i started growing a couple plants indoors after the kids had all moved out & my buddy got busted & the cops left all his equipment . so i bought 2 lights from him & set up in our basement . she didn't care as long as she didn't see it & it wasn't right out in the open .
i had just harvested 2 sour diesels & got like 24 zips .... so i sold a few & gave her the money ...... well that got her mind reeling & she started asking questions lol .... how many plants did you grow ? how much did you get off them ? how much do you get for an ounce etc ....... i gave her some details & she says so why the fuck are you still driving a cab ??? you stay home , clean the house & stuff , grow your weed as long as no one see's it or smells it & i'll go back to work ...... the rest is history lol
 

Vanilla Phoenix

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My wife works while I play house bitch too! :biglaugh: Only thing I refuse to do is laundry. It's my kryptonite! I hate it. Other than that, its take care of the grow, and then clean, a little cooking and basically take care of the home front. :good:

She just started a new job and she is not home as much during the day. The job she just left, a lot of days she could work from home. Didn't think I would miss her company so much, but I do.
 

dansbuds

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i'm just the opposite ...... i love my alone time !!! :biggrin:
she hasn't worked in a couple months to stay home & baby sit our grandson because his parents can't afford day care ...... so now i have him & her here during the day & its driving me nuts !!! :wallbash:
 

Aspenou812

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i'm just the opposite ...... i love my alone time !!! :biggrin:
she hasn't worked in a couple months to stay home & baby sit our grandson because his parents can't afford day care ...... so now i have him & her here during the day & its driving me nuts !!! :wallbash:

Yeah Alone time...... maybe ill get some of that in 3 weeks when the bitch watch disband.....:biggrin:
 

dansbuds

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you'll probably get it long before i will !!! :shucks:

but i can sneak off to camp by myself sometimes :biggrin: thats a plus !
 

Grizz

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i do the laundry , shopping , cooking & cleaning .... yeah i make a pretty good house wife lol ..... but it was a good trade off to let me quit my job to stay home & grow bud while she goes to work !!! :biggrin:
don't feel alone buddy, I have taken on the domestic duty's myself, helps keep me sane and gives me something to do, we all cant be cave men like Ichy,
 
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