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Getting Out Of Jury Duty

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I told the judge during jury selection (true story) about an accident with a L.A.P.D. Motorcycle Officer who got "amnesia" when his boss showed up.

Then he called and tried to shake me down, which I reported to the insurance company. He tried to sue me asking for $100k, he only got $50k so his lawyer got most of it.

After I told my story the judge asked how long it had been (3 years) since the accident an if I could trust the testimony of a policeman...

Never! :woohoo:

So it took losing 50k to a crooked cop but your happy cuz you got out of jury duty??? was it worth it???
 

Stoner4Life

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they're supposed to select a jury of your peers.

however all of my peers would be clever enough to avoid jury duty.

so where the hell would that leave a defendant like me??? :dunno:



 

yortbogey

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easy ... I just load up the diaper bag, toys, kid and all... roll in the room w/ a crying baby w/ shitty diaper.... I'm always the 1st too be dismissed ....
 

420somewhere

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So it took losing 50k to a crooked cop but your happy cuz you got out of jury duty??? was it worth it???

My insurance company took care of the bill..

The C.H.P. and L.A.P.D. and all of the judges are crooked. :party: I won't get played by the man.
 

TNTBudSticker

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AS a White,Long Blonde-Haired Guy moving Next to the Beach From North California to South California,I got called to serve for jury duty of all places........Compton....where 99% is black.

I called them up and told them I can't drive and I don't know how to take a bus.And I'm Going to need a Teleprompter.

Got like 12 years passed and now I get the Court house Down the street.

6 hours with 200 people and 2 court trials.Nah,I never was picked.

First time I did a nooner with my Girlfriend.

Haven't been served for 5 years.

You don't want to pick me.

(Speaks into a Dead Obama Phone......."Stop Calling Me! ")
 

Stoner4Life

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show up there in a
norml t-shirt.

keep asking 'what' when spoken to.

argue w/another potential juror
(or two) at the drop of a hat.

show up w/a cigar (1/2 burnt) in your mouth, when someone tells you that there's no smoking in the courthouse ask 'em "do you see this fucking thing lit???" Don't forget to spit tobbacy stuff on the floor several times.

keep looking @ your watch every 30-60 seconds, if they ask you about that behavior just reply "What are you talking about?" then peek @ your watch, all while denying that you do so.


Dismissed.......


 

Green Squall

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My favorite was some guy who got called for federal jury duty, and he said, "I don't feel comfortable being in a federal building since the terror alert level is at high." lol. Lots of funny stories online.
 

Green Squall

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Only time I've been called was when I was 19 or 20. I kept skipping it until they threatened criminal prosecution, so I obviously show up. I was a little nervous so my friend gave me some Ativan (bad idea) and I couldn't keep my eyes opened haha. Luckily everyone was dismissed and got to go home. Haven't been called in 10 years now.
 

troutman

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Ok, this is my final answer. :biggrin:

Show up and tell them that David Icke says the court system is being run by reptilians.:woohoo:
 

Cannagirl

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show up there in a
norml t-shirt.

keep asking 'what' when spoken to.

argue w/another potential juror
(or two) at the drop of a hat.

show up w/a cigar (1/2 burnt) in your mouth, when someone tells you that there's no smoking in the courthouse ask 'em "do you see this fucking thing lit???" Don't forget to spit tobbacy stuff on the floor several times.

keep looking @ your watch every 30-60 seconds, if they ask you about that behavior just reply "What are you talking about?" then peek @ your watch, all while denying that you do so.


Dismissed.......



Lol

I have been called numerous times, actually served once. Unknowingly was dismissed from a jury because I mentioned the prisons were overcrowded and asked who they were going to let out to put a pot smoker behind bars, a child molester? Yeah, the prosecutor doesn't want to hear such statements but I was just speaking the truth. That said, I hope everyone serves when they can as it is our duty being American citizens. Peace to all.

PS. You can postpone your jury duty more than once as well. If you can't make the date they send, they will tell you to pick a day in the next six months. I've had to do this because of planned trips.:tiphat:
 
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