i reckon I'LL never be a "manly-man" either, lol...
then again we are also born with skiis on our legs, qne we all came to the same conclution: burnt children smell bad. norwegian sayings almost deserve a thread on their own
fire it up! i don't know how much i'll understand, but...
still trying to figure out what "vahingonilo" means to be honest. might be Finnish though. oh well...
my best friend is one of them boot knockers (gay) and i can tell you how many boots he showed up his ass those hemoroids still came and got the better of him, you really cant say you are a true friend before you stay with your bro for a week while constantly screaming in agony... true bros(turns out the fucking doctor forgot to write out the salvaes/painmeds for the poor guy after surgery)i've heard that real men get rid of hemorroids by squatting, putting their boot heels on them, then standing up...
the fun part of norwegian sayings is nothing make sence in english, "its not only only butt butt*fire it up! i don't know how much i'll understand, but...
Finnish people and language are difficult. My two chefs/owner/bosses in my resturant both finish.. never laugh.. never joke... One slow day one of em offered me a beer at the job, i didnt have the balls to take the beer before he took a sip of his beer. And the calmer they speak in Finnish to eachoder the more trouble you are in.. 10/10 perkele, your word does taste like vanilla if i pretend to speak Finnish, but it can also mean kill the lepracauns for all i knowfire it up! i don't know how much i'll understand, but...
Finding anything dubbed or translated strips are impossible.. i will ask my buddy see if he wanna dub it with me just for shits and giggles, but here is Norwegian sound/English text, and since nobody asked :
Bitch wanted to shoot me so bad she was shaking and then she figured how to hurt me the worst. She shot my beloved Panhead. CL
That’s just wrong and so many ways. You need to get yourself a backhoe and put her worship belongs.Bitch wanted to shoot me so bad she was shaking and then she figured how to hurt me the worst. She shot my beloved Panhead. CL
They really do know how to hit you where it hurts :/ i already had brain damage, where does shit me, not my dick thats for sureBitch wanted to shoot me so bad she was shaking and then she figured how to hurt me the worst. She shot my beloved Panhead. CL
We were living in a redneck county in Florida (Citrus) and the neighbors were constantly calling cops cause of the arguing when we were drinking. The cops came and would’ve locked her up if I wanted to charge her. They said that one of us was going to end up dead and we needed to be apart at least for the night. They said I could drive a mile down the road in my van to sleep it off at a rest stop. I said yeah sure you’ll bust me before I get to it. They said that they give their word as long as it’s to get there. I trusted them and did. Couple months later I was divorced. I guess they are some cool cops. CL
It never should’ve happened but I was young n thought I was in love
. It would never happen today though. A little more wisdom comes with age thankfully 
. CL
