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tony clifton

invest it in an education!!! 15 grands should get you out of a buisness you obviously don't belong in son!

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I like how the people who have real, nice, documented grows are the ones being helpful (or at least being friendly), and all the people with turned-off rep bars and no grows to speak of are the ones talking shit.
 

Natagonnaworrie

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Still associated with your name and account. The next time you open it then can force you to be in the presence of a cop.

Drive out to Vegas and deposit in your bank branch there. Over a few days, in smaller increments. Drunken gambling winners... Don't remember which casino..
 

megayields

Grower of Connoisseur herb's.
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you can deposit a couple grand a month into your bank account with no worries...just declare those deposits on your taxes and you are good...self employment aka work on cars, do landscaping....construction..all good.



if you have a good trusted friend...write up a "rental agreement" with them and turn your cash into 1k money orders...have your friends deposit the money orders in your bank account to make it look like they are paying you rental income.....you dont need to own a house you can "sublease", etc......this helped my friend get out of IRS trouble when they audited him for 200k he claimed it was all rental income over 3 years and got his friends to sign rental agreements...its amazing what people will sign when you offer them some free buds..

for those extra bundles i like to vac seal them up nice and tight, and spread them over several stash spots....no one is gonna tell you their secret stashspots you gotta be creative...a good grower should have at least 20k in hiding for bail, lawyer, emergency expenses, etc....storage units are one of the best places just call around and find one that has no reported robberies or burglaries and has high security...keep your money in a small safe or box VACSEALED up...throw a bunch of random shit on top of it to hide it..


Uhh Listen to this guy..he is the only one with a working brain cell yo respond so far. I've pocketed a LOT more than 15K and it's not a problem if you smurf it into back accounts or find a nice cash paying business to "hide" the cash flow...can you say hot dog cart and a unemployed possibly an illegal alien for $10.00 an hour outside a business.....I run 3 of them currently. Great way to hide cash and have a LOT of expenses, but I also have a really good CPA too.

Good luck
 
Uhh Listen to this guy..he is the only one with a working brain cell yo respond so far. I've pocketed a LOT more than 15K and it's not a problem if you smurf it into back accounts or find a nice cash paying business to "hide" the cash flow...can you say hot dog cart and a unemployed possibly an illegal alien for $10.00 an hour outside a business.....I run 3 of them currently. Great way to hide cash and have a LOT of expenses, but I also have a really good CPA too.

Good luck
Really? I think Lazyman has a working brain cell or two, amongst others.

Also, fun fact: everything you said is 100 percent retarded, wrong, and a great way to wind up in prison.

Fun facts:

You can't "smurf" shit into a bank account or launder into a cash business and think everything is fine. You have to prove where that money came from; receipts are required even from casino winnings. You think you can just say you made six figs in your coin-operated shitty car wash? Or your pizza shop? Have you ever even so much as Google searched the words "money laundering," let alone spoken to a professional?

Lots of people are in prison for cash they allegedly made in bullshit car wash fronts that profited out-of-character incomes relative to competing businesses. The burden of proof is on you to prove your wealth, and it better be a damn tight ship, too.

Also, fire your CPA. Not only is he feeding you bad information, but he's also under professional, state-governed obligation to report any and all illegal activities. Failing to do so will cost him his license.

Double-fail, I believe, is what the kids would call that. Triple if you add in the insult you gave to two pages worth of (mostly) good information.
 

zenoonez

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Well jrock, lay it on us. How do you launder 6 figures. Oh, wait, mods I mean how do you make that money legal? :)
 
Well jrock, lay it on us. How do you launder 6 figures. Oh, wait, mods I mean how do you make that money legal? :)
I'm an entrepreneur who runs a record label out my trailer, and I launder through that.

But I lay down fresh tracks all day, so people believes that scrilla', you feel me?
 

ddrew

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I like how the people who have real, nice, documented grows are the ones being helpful (or at least being friendly), and all the people with turned-off rep bars and no grows to speak of are the ones talking shit.
And where is your documented grow?

I still think you are that tard "Ambition" back with a new user account, and if I'm right, shouldn't you be at the plasma donation center right now?
 
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rick shaw

So,laundering money from large grow ops is an acceptable topic.
What if there is a falling out with one of the partners,can I start a 'How To Hide The Body' thread.
 

OjoRojo420

Feeling good is good enough.
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May I ask:

Don't you guys think it would be a big plus being able to retrieve that cash if ever "on the run"...?

Just saying, God knows it never happens in this trade... LOL

Ojo
 

zenoonez

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So,laundering money from large grow ops is an acceptable topic.
What if there is a falling out with one of the partners,can I start a 'How To Hide The Body' thread.

Lets not call it money laundering.... that sounds so dirty and against TOS. Lets call it how to turn illegal bunnies into legal bunnies. Or how to turn illegal bunnies into bunnies earning you money in a country you will never have to declare income from. Sounds much better doesn't it? Decided? Okay. :thank you:
 

DiscoBiscuit

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At least a safe deposit box isn't laundering money. Full service bank accounts have all but gone the way of gas attendants. To few peeps recognize the benefits.
 

ddrew

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. i thought about my parents house but wouldn't they just raid them too..

As long as you don't live/grow at your parents house, then this is probably your best bet for storing your money, they are the least likely to steal or "lose" it.

And no, I see no reason why they would get raided too if you did, as long as you're not living/growing at their house.
 

BongRipkenJR.

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I honestly don't think this topic is acceptable on this website. Just do some research for yourself brother. Not to sound like a dick, but topics like this don't help in legitimizing this site.
 
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