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Elderly couple pulled over after their Buckeye car decal is mistaken for a marijuana

SneakySneaky

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Buckeye leaf woulda loved this story!!! Miss that guy god rest his soul. Cops are getting dumber and dumber.
 

stasis

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Germany, Huh...? That's called Guts. Something our Denizens seem to be without. Thus, we get stamped on.

'Nuff Respect to Alemania...!!! Damn..! Making me think.....
 

RetroGrow

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Well, I'm a female, also I don't think you can immigrate on a gay marriage.

And yes, the blue drone-free skies...

<3 Tesla

I'm pretty sure the brothels don't discriminate against females:)
OTOH, if female, it should be easy to find a mate over there. Careful though, Germans can be very kinky.....
 

cravin morehead

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so, my buddy, who is a black-belt in bjj moved to a new town. he doesn't smoke pot, but he believes in the healing qualities. he has a small pot leaf sticker on his bumper that says medicine not jail. his second day in town he gets pulled over for no reason. after talking with the cop, the cop says he stopped him for the sticker. and he said he will continue to do so until he is either caught or moves away. this went on for a like a week. the second week, my buddy went to a bjj dojo(gym) to work out. guess who walked in there too. that cop. the cop didn't want to but my buddy got to work out with the cop, and broke one of his apendages. i can't remember if it was an arm or leg. but, he smiled at the cop and told him, i guess i won't be seeing you too soon. needless to say, my buddy moved again real soon. real story.

cm
 

RetroGrow

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so, my buddy, who is a black-belt in bjj moved to a new town. he doesn't smoke pot, but he believes in the healing qualities. he has a small pot leaf sticker on his bumper that says medicine not jail. his second day in town he gets pulled over for no reason. after talking with the cop, the cop says he stopped him for the sticker. and he said he will continue to do so until he is either caught or moves away. this went on for a like a week. the second week, my buddy went to a bjj dojo(gym) to work out. guess who walked in there too. that cop. the cop didn't want to but my buddy got to work out with the cop, and broke one of his apendages. i can't remember if it was an arm or leg. but, he smiled at the cop and told him, i guess i won't be seeing you too soon. needless to say, my buddy moved again real soon. real story.

cm

Only sorry he didn't break his neck......
 

RetroGrow

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stasis

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As People much smarter than myself often say about LEO's.

"Anyone that wants the job, shouldn't have it."

Applies to Politicians too.
 
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Chamba

somebody said cops are not worth pissing on but i would .

even if they weren't on fire?

seriously though, most cops are decent, though often somewhat brainwashed, people, and like most people, can easily be put in a positive state of mind in a matter of seconds, so it's important to make sure your attitude, tone of voice, eye contact, body language, facial expression and opening lines etc are expressing the outgoings of a guy that he probably won't give a ticket to. It's all in how you do it, it doesn't work all the time, but it could mean the difference between getting a speeding fine or not... getting let off with a warning or getting your car searched.

there's nothing better than getting pulled over by the cops and then having them let you go with a "Have a nice day" instead of a fine or worse.

It's easy for Masons and lawyers to walk away scot free from a roadside pullover, but even so, it can be done by normal heads like us more often than you would think. Take control of the initial contact and lead the conversation to a positive ending.
 
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gobbler3447

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Since we are telling all, consider this: Police pull over a little old lady for "speeding" irritating her, she was going 40 in a 35. The officer asked her for her license she replied. Don't have one, lost it for possession of pot 10 years ago. Registration, the officer demanded. The lady says "nope this cars stolen, carjacked it this morning, and the guys body is in the trunk,in pieces, in garbage bags". The officer panics, calls for backup, and a supervisor. All arrive with lights and sirens blasting. The supervisor takes over, stepping up to the car,he asks for license and reg. which she promptly hands to him. Mam, whats this about marijuana, losing your license,and a body in the trunk,the lady gave him a puzzled look,pushed the open trunk button inviting him to check, nothing there . the lady asked him where he heard that crap? From the officer who stopped you he told that you said that. That little old lady acted mad and said she didn't understand, and gave the perfect response, "OOOH Yea, and I guess that lying SOB told you I was speeding."


then she was allowed to leave amid many apologies.
 

Strainhunter

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You know.... everyone should have a sticker like that on their car.

That's would keep them pretty busy lol




......

What are you doing with a marijuana sticker on your bumper?” one of the cops asked Jonas-Boggioni.

After trying to explain that the sticker was not a marijuana leaf and that she and her husband were not trafficking drugs cross-country, the police advised Jonas-Boggioni to remove the sticker as to not cause any more confusion.

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noyd666

:biggrin: pig squeelinggg car horns would be good, plus sticker on every car, maybe it could become a protest pig movement?:yay::gday:
 
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