Dog farts stink!

[RoachClip]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! Maybe I should have thought out what I wrote down here because in my mind it def, sounded different but didn't come out right and I do have them handi wipes...

Lets face it dogs def, are toasted to puke and eat the puke and shit & lick their asses and fart and clean their asses but Gypsy make sure when you pull over while your gagging the truck is in park while the fart aroma floats around in your truck...

when you eat enough mexican foods it's hard not to shit your pants and let's all be honest after a night of drinking or eating at taco bell & just plane having the shits we all have had once in our life's a skid mark in our boxers.....

This Bitch Shelby can clear a room before the blunts rolled..

 

[GreenLion]

is it somewhat like sharting yourself with net underwear swim trucks on..?

 

[RoachClip]

not sure I swim nude, are you that dude who lives down by the river in a van? eating spam and listening to Boy George!

 

[itisme]

Pretty dog roachclip. I got a rotty mix'd. I got em from the pound when he was 6 weeks old. He was sitting on the coach and jumped outta his skin the first time I cut one near him. He is my best bud on the planet but his farts are vicous, about the only mean thing about him

Funny that this thread is still kicking I Had to join in.

 

[RoachClip]

Gracias itisme

She was younger their and use to rip everything in her sight even my outside deck that she chewed and it had to be resanded and water proofed and the bottom parts of the deck had chunks of wood chewed out lol

She would lay down when a few of us would smoke and slowly start to let them flow the farts would gag a maggot but they were quiet & deadly and we would have to kick her out or leave the room...

 

[GreenLion]

This thread is a sign of the times. A paradox if you will. If you find a died bird on your lawn tommorow sniff its butt..The end is near, you got nothing to lose...just think about it!

Yeah Roach I bet that dogs farts knock your socks off! And whats up with your overly long pinky nail, you been sniffing dog farts or what man? bless you!

 

[GreenLion]

Bump?

 

[Dubya]

My farts stink wonderfully. I always blow and sniff.

 

[ManitobaMedical]

and stupid people are stupid.....