Do Your Critters Like to Get High?

[humble1]

goats cannot eat weed.

I read it somewhere, so it must be true.

no, really, it's a natural fiber and their little goaty stomachs cannot process it, and it becomes all tangled up inside them. mind you, this is only if they eat the stalks. the buds are cool, but since when can you stop a goat from eating something if you've already let it nibble on the good parts.

so all you goat owners out there, beware!

 

[ogatec]

i fed weed to my mom's goat once, it was shwag so it didnt get me high much less the goat...those fuckers are tough little critters..

 

[Snagglepuss]

An older friend of mine in high school used to smoke out his German shepard all the time ,the dog always would come up to him wanting him to blow smoke in his face.
He told us that when the dog got high,it would chase then maul the family cat.

He was into audio/visual in school and made a video of it and showed us ,it was quite a site.Another girl Gina ,had a party where someone gave her cat a half a tab,the cat was all messed up ,the cats eyes dialated and one went back to normal the other didn't.

A pitbull i had a few years back ,ate an entire bottle of valiums ,i had stupidly left the bottle on the floor and not picked it up.He chewed the cap off ,and ate them all like 25-30 .I came out of my room ,saw the bottle empty.He standing up then falling down,walking a few steps and pissing and crapping all over the place.I comepletly freaked out.Rushed him to the vet ,who put him on some machine to flush out his system.He lived and was ok ....all 3 stories "true".....

 

[HairlessCaveApe]

Good on ya gettin the dog to the vet on time!

 

[chubbynugs]

The one and only way my dog wont jump on anyone when they come over is if he is stoned. FACT.

 

[devilgoob]

yea, Im truly sorry for not doing anything about my friends smoking out that cat in the box. the cat did not seem harmed at all though cept for the red-eyes and eating a lot and then sleeping! and I was listening to the box, it wasnt moving...it was probably scared, but it wasnt coughing or sneezing so that good.

 

[Euphrates]

To all of the people who have animals (mostly dogs) who munch on excrement (really gross), It is most likely due to a deficiency in their diet, mainly potassium. Next time when you have them out and they go for the crap, shoo them away from it, and let them know its not ok to eat shit, once they stop trying to go in for the crap and have given in to a submissive state, give them some banana slices. I saw it on Cesar Millan’s the Dog Whisperer. That’s really a gross habit that should be corrected. If you won't do it for your self, do it for your pet, do you really won't them munching on shit ? ? ?

I wonder how this thread isn’t binned yet ? I saw Gypsy posted, so maybe it won’t, weird.

My contribution: I saw this story on OG


Couple finds stoned owl in Christmas tree


SARASOTA— The Pelican Man's Bird Sanctuary in Sarasota is getting ready to release one buzzed bird back out into the wild. Vets at the sanctuary have been caring for a screech owl that was found acting a little odd.

A couple purchased a Christmas tree and had it in the house for five days before decorating it. That's when the couple discovered a tiny screech owl in the tree.

The couple called the sanctuary's rescue squad.

But the story wasn't very interesting until Melissa Dolinsky began assessing the owl's health.

"I kept smelling him and smelling him going, 'What is that odor?'"

She thought it smelled like marijuana.

"Just kind of laying there as happy as could be," said Dolinsky.

They examined the owl looked in his eyes and determined the owl was stoned.

"Absolutely a first for me. I've never had any owl or any other winged creature for that matter come in high? Absolutely a first," said Jeff Dering of Pelican Man's Bird Sanctuary

In true holiday timing, the December guest has generated some much needed attention for the struggling sanctuary.

The sanctuary named the owl Cheech the Screetch.

The staff set Cheech free Thursday afternoon into the trees along bradenton beach.
Actual Owl Cheech

 

[CaptainTrips]

The one and only way my dog wont jump on anyone when they come over is if he is stoned. FACT.

So you use drugs to control your misbehaved dog.. a lot of people do this to their kids to, doesn't mean its the proper thing to do.

 

[Miss Blunted]

An older friend of mine in high school used to smoke out his German shepard all the time ,the dog always would come up to him wanting him to blow smoke in his face.
He told us that when the dog got high,it would chase then maul the family cat.

He was into audio/visual in school and made a video of it and showed us ,it was quite a site.Another girl Gina ,had a party where someone gave her cat a half a tab,the cat was all messed up ,the cats eyes dialated and one went back to normal the other didn't.

A pitbull i had a few years back ,ate an entire bottle of valiums ,i had stupidly left the bottle on the floor and not picked it up.He chewed the cap off ,and ate them all like 25-30 .I came out of my room ,saw the bottle empty.He standing up then falling down,walking a few steps and pissing and crapping all over the place.I comepletly freaked out.Rushed him to the vet ,who put him on some machine to flush out his system.He lived and was ok ....all 3 stories "true".....

Damn...what kind of horrible bitch would let assholes like that around her kitty? I'm not a violent person but I would have smashed that guy.....horrible horrible horrible person. That made me sad I hope the little kitty didn't ever have to go through that again.

Glad your dog was okay.

 

[chubbynugs]

So you use drugs to control your misbehaved dog.. a lot of people do this to their kids to, doesn't mean its the proper thing to do.

Totally agree bro but i have tried all the civilized approaches to this. You blow one hit in the pooches face and he gets over it.

 

[moiorising]

got a parrot who loves stems and feels entitled to all of them
He goes nuts if ya throw one in the ashtray...once um in the fall
he ate a ton of stem n got all puffy and could hardly walk...made
me feel terrible so I moderate them now...I once gave hime a tiny piece
of some toast n jam with crazy canna butter...I instantly regretted it. Within 10 minutes of ingestion he was swaying in circles puking...half hour later wham he falls off the perch but isn't unconcious just waisted eyes super swollen barely open...funny thing is he was happymumbling all sorts of nonsense...Scared the hell out of me and the effects lasted till well into the next day he didn't regain balance to perch for about 18 hours after grubbin...anyone know of a goo Avian drug rehab? lol peace

 

[weatherboxes]

mmmm.. not cool imo.

 

[Megas]

It's unethical to force anyone or anything get high on whatever for someones amusement. If they can't say yes or not let them be.

On that note when I smoke my pup I don't think likes the smell so he usually leaves the room then comes back in a little bit.

 

[robotwithdreams]

My dog is about six years old now, I got him when he was about three months. For the first five and half years of his life, whenever someone lit up a joint or a bowl, he would simply get up and move away from the source of the smoke. Even leaving the room at times. Good thing we didnt name him Marley or something, cause he absolutely hated cannabis . Anyways, six months ago I got a vaporizer and now when vaping i look down and there is my dog sitting there enjoying second-hand vape and totally getting baked. Ive even seen him get up from his space and come over by the vaporizer at the beginning of multiple sessions.
UNF-CKINGBELIEVABLE. What a snob.

 

[og kush]

i think its cruel to grab a dog or cats face and forcefully blow smoke directly down there lungs. you know what i mean. we've probly all seen someone do it.

but i just got a pup, and when im burning, she comes and sits by me with a great look on her face, i dont blow it at her, but she obviously likes the smell and smoke. i see NO problem with this.

 

[Mister Postman]

Not in the least... It certainly wasn't a peaceful easy feeling for my dog... Unless absolute terror, and incontinence is your idea of a good time of course...

My dog ate a half a joint from the ashtray once, and had gotten very very sick from it.. Dissoriented, uncontrollable tremeors, loss of balance, heart pounding out of her chest, barfing, and peeing herself in her sleep. Poor poor dog.... I coulda kicked my own ass for being so careless with my stuff like that, and causing my dog harm...

 

[og kush]

my dog ate one of my clones last night.

 

[Cookie monster]

Geting pets stoned is not cool...

 

[masterKahn]

My cats eat cannabis plants like a starving giraffe. I have a male plant that they barley touch but when my flowering girls are unguarded I can expect to find cats munching on it. They know where the good stuff is at for sure.

 

[durgamata]

Geting pets stoned is not cool...

I agree, but only if the animal shy's away or shows disgust/fear.

I have a Red Nose Pitbull and she dosnt like cannabis smoke at all, or the flowers.

I would never hold her down and force her to breath in smoke.