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Deep Stoner Thoughts
- Thread starter HempKat
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noyd666
lol,was good.
You sound disappointed about dat.
nah, i have no use for a bazooka. now, a FLAMETHROWER might be useful...
Well, it's been a hot, brutal summer in the south...But it's almost over and beautiful Autumn weather is trying to get here..
This is the BEST time of year for cooking out in the yard or on the porch or wherever you like to use your BBQ outdoors...
I love Ms. Green and everything she does for us.
We both love to cook out and eat supper on our big porch..
And I love to run the BBQ.
However, I never quite understood how these BBQ RULES seems to have evolved...
Mind you, I'm probably not gonna fight to get them changed, but sometimes I feel Ms. G. deserves a whole lot more of the credit than she gets.....
[FONT="]BBQ RULES[/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT="]When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion[/FONT][FONT="]:
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](1)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman buys the food.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](2)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert[/FONT][FONT="].[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](3)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand[/FONT][FONT="].[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](4)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman[/FONT][FONT="].[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](5)[/FONT][FONT="]THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
[/FONT][FONT="](6)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery[/FONT][FONT="].
[/FONT] [FONT="] (7)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](8)[/FONT][FONT="]THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.[/FONT][FONT="](9)[/FONT][FONT="] The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](10)[/FONT][FONT="] After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](11)[/FONT][FONT="] Everyone [/FONT][FONT="]PRAISES[/FONT][FONT="] the [/FONT][FONT="]MAN [/FONT][FONT="]and [/FONT][FONT="]THANKS HIM [/FONT][FONT="]for his cooking efforts.
[/FONT]Man, i must be baked...I usually keep our man secrets, secret...
This is the BEST time of year for cooking out in the yard or on the porch or wherever you like to use your BBQ outdoors...
I love Ms. Green and everything she does for us.
We both love to cook out and eat supper on our big porch..
And I love to run the BBQ.
However, I never quite understood how these BBQ RULES seems to have evolved...
Mind you, I'm probably not gonna fight to get them changed, but sometimes I feel Ms. G. deserves a whole lot more of the credit than she gets.....
[FONT="]BBQ RULES[/FONT]
[FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion[/FONT][FONT="]:
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](1)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman buys the food.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](2)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert[/FONT][FONT="].[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](3)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand[/FONT][FONT="].[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](4)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman[/FONT][FONT="].[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](5)[/FONT][FONT="]THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
[/FONT][FONT="](6)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery[/FONT][FONT="].
[/FONT] [FONT="] (7)[/FONT][FONT="]The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](8)[/FONT][FONT="]THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.[/FONT][FONT="](9)[/FONT][FONT="] The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](10)[/FONT][FONT="] After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="](11)[/FONT][FONT="] Everyone [/FONT][FONT="]PRAISES[/FONT][FONT="] the [/FONT][FONT="]MAN [/FONT][FONT="]and [/FONT][FONT="]THANKS HIM [/FONT][FONT="]for his cooking efforts.
[/FONT]Man, i must be baked...I usually keep our man secrets, secret...
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noyd666
only get burnt lol.
The dog will be chewing on it for days.
LOL
Had that happen once. Good ol mom cooked some porkchops. Gave one to the dog. 4 days later the dog still was chewing on it.
Hey, what if piss tests are just so the Reptilian overlords can drink our pee? I have trouble seeing someone dump the pee away or throwing it away. They must send it higher up in the levels so they can drink it.
LOL
Had that happen once. Good ol mom cooked some porkchops. Gave one to the dog. 4 days later the dog still was chewing on it.
Hey, what if piss tests are just so the Reptilian overlords can drink our pee? I have trouble seeing someone dump the pee away or throwing it away. They must send it higher up in the levels so they can drink it.
The moral?
Teach the wife to grill.
not just no, but HELL no! my wife won't consider taking a steak or burger off of the grill/out of the skillet/oven unless it is charred beyond recognition. "you have to get it done before it is safe to eat..."
me, if the meat don't flinch when i poke it with a fork, it is fucking DONE!
Hey, what if piss tests are just so the Reptilian overlords can drink our pee? I have trouble seeing someone dump the pee away or throwing it away. They must send it higher up in the levels so they can drink it.
probably marinate meat in it before cooking...
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noyd666
yes all politicians love a golden shower
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bigganjabud
Why was there only a black ops 3 multiplayer beta?
Id have prefered the zombies on beta
Grrrrrrr trearch treat me to a free lifetime call of duty games as you know i wasted hundreds over the years with your sister productions
Trearch better have enough in ops3 to keep me going till the next edition black ops 4 or world at war 2
I dont care just hook me the fuck up
Id have prefered the zombies on beta
Grrrrrrr trearch treat me to a free lifetime call of duty games as you know i wasted hundreds over the years with your sister productions
Trearch better have enough in ops3 to keep me going till the next edition black ops 4 or world at war 2
I dont care just hook me the fuck up
med_breeder
Active member
Why didn't the Americans get in boats and take the fight to England on their soil during the Revolutionary war?
That's because they depended on England to take care of all their maritime needs. Also until the war got under way all the sea ports were controlled by the English. It's not as if England was some invading foreign government.
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noyd666
CAPTAIN COOK WAS MY GRANDFATHER.
