Deep Stoner Thoughts

[Dirk907]

How long is a piece of string?

 

[HOPS5K]

What if the weed actually smokes you?

 

[sackoweed]

If you water they will grow.

 

[waveguide]

How long is a piece of string?

switch to stringettes

 

[sackoweed]

Beans the kind that grow or talk shit behind your back?

 

[noyd666]

wonder if Donald trump smokes lol do's seem a bit unhindged

 

[sackoweed]

Do you think colonel sanders smokes out Samuel Adams while Sammy boy gets the colonel drunk?

 

[noyd666]

nice to be amongst high plants checking with scope , nice danky molls.

 

[sackoweed]

I always wonder if the plants get naked in the tents, cabs etc..

 

[med_breeder]

If a cop was about to sic their K-9 on you, if you claimed to have HIV/AIDS would they hold the dog back?

Then again they do forget them in their cars on hot days.

 

[sackoweed]

Why plants want to be mutant.. Look all fucked up and shit.

 

[Mr.Miner]

"Your trip is short"

 

[mean mr.mustard]

I've never heard of anyone being gruntled.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Why I like cats better than Dogs? They don´t eat no shit or vomit,....hare rama, over and out

 

[noyd666]

why do computers fuk up when you have decided to spend the dollars else where?

 

[Weezard]

humidity detectors.
They know when you start to sweat.

 

[angelgoob]

You should name your bong " My Penis"

So you can say, want to suck on My Penis?

 

[med_breeder]

In terms of Ethics,

In a world of random online universities popping up daily,

What's to stop me from starting my own university, and my own accreditation Board.

Next stop dream job.

Sounds legit to me.

 

[ganjygav]

Would it be possible to ride a bicycle if ya knees bent the other way instead? And why the fuck did my mum and dad call me Gavin.

 

[Weezard]

1. Yes

2. Because that was your great uncles name.

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