Deep Stoner Thoughts

[St. Phatty]

if i never ever eat at mcdonalds,
then why do my armpits smell
exactly like a big mac?

the trick is mixing Barbecue sauce with the McDonald's special sauce.

So, perhaps that means -

use Barbecue Sauce as an anti-perspirant ?

 

[hubcap]

I gotta' ask, hub. What strain are you smoking?? ;^>)

when i typed that? killing fields, I think. ******s stuff always gets my mind working in weird places. I love it.

I do a number of tokes of some of my best, and all I get is, "Man, an apple pie made with honey crisp and Lady Alice apples would be awesome!!" or, "Man, I really don't want to do those chores."

honeycrisp apples rule, man. NO shame in THAT!

-cap

 

[Mick]

Ran out of rep again.


I'm thinking there's also issues re. nearby water tables, aquifers, tributaries, etc.

And yeah, my old giant malamute has a McFarland lilac planted over him. Why not a giant, pruned, perpetual sativa tree?

What I don't get is the difference between your malamute and you. I can bury a friggen horse in my backyard but my human body is considered too toxic. Wtf.

 

[Stoner4Life]

if i never ever eat at mcdonalds,
then why do my armpits smell
exactly like a big mac?

callin' yer bluff bro, if you really don't eat @ McD's then how in the hell would you know what a Big Mac smells like???

 

[moose eater]

when i typed that? killing fields, I think. ******s stuff always gets my mind working in weird places. I love it.



honeycrisp apples rule, man. NO shame in THAT!

-cap

Outa' rep again.

Never heard of a strain called Killing Fields. The name brings back thoughts of Pol Pot, and rice, and ideology gone awry, but otherwise, nothing.

Yes!! The honey crisp apples and Lady Alice apples (this year's harvest) made for an awesome pie!! Closest thing to a Plush Pippin pie I've had in going on 30 years.

My wife took the maple syrup we normally use for sweetener here (in place of sugar), and simmered it just shy of soft-ball stage, then added the butter to the hot/warm maple syrup that had been made more sense by simmering, whisking it, and a touch of extra flour to the apple and spices mixture.. It was AWESOME!!

 

[moose eater]

What I don't get is the difference between your malamute and you. I can bury a friggen horse in my backyard but my human body is considered too toxic. Wtf.

I think overall, my m'loot had a cleaner diet than I do.. if that counts for anything. I know he drank and smoked less than I do, and had an aversion to hallucinogens, too.

Our land here is high and dry,. so getting a permit to bury me here is not (currently) a huge issue. A previous spot I'd considered, down the Tanana River, at a confluence of a creek I travelled to years back, was in the flood plain, so it made sense that any burial there would be clandestine/on the sly, at best. Though all things are possible, given proper motivation.

The only serious thought or concern I've had about being buried on my land where we live now, is what if my kids/whom ever sells the property. I end up stuck with strangers. With my luck, they'll be completely opposed to my beliefs, and I'll end up stuck, haunting and terrorizing them until I can get some decent folks moved in.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

My deep stoner thoughts are by the last syrian democratic rebels in these days. Their last resort is under heavy attack. Its over in some weeks or earlier. Alamo.

 

[moose eater]

What if all of your waking hours and energy are set ahead of time, like a limited savings or checking account? How much worse could the over-draft penalty be?

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Vanity,..

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Scheinwichtigkeit is the word.

(translucent importance)

 

[OregonBorn]

The Vermont legislature sends a big "F U" to Sessions! Governor to sign bill into law.

So now I can go see my SIL in Vermont and get high legally there in the near future!

 

[HOPS5K]

If the govt shuts down...can we still has cheezeurgers?

 

[Stoner4Life]

I go under the knife come Monday, gonna be stoned to the bejeezus.

 

[Mick]

Good luck Stoner. There's a thread on the Old Stoners Crash Pad about cannabis and anesthesia that may be worth a look.
Luck

 

[noyd666]

I go under the knife come Monday, gonna be stoned to the bejeezus.

luck stoner.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Damned, tomorrow harvest, in my case,: Mist, morgen Ernte.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

wisdoom tooth

 

[Gr33nSanta]

how did I end up here?

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[Stoner4Life]

8:07am, just gettin' ready to sleep.......