Deep Stoner Thoughts

[Lrus007]

I bought a $1 can opener. Lasted a few days.

I bought a $2 can opener. Lasted a week maybe.

I bought a $4 can opener. Lasted a month ?

A friend gave me a comparable can opener. Lasted 2 months.


How much money do you have to spend to get a decent can opener ?

What is the secret ?

I've been using the handle to open about 3/8 inch at a time. Than making a whole bunch of notches. The top usually comes off with a few (super sharp) shards of metal sticking out.

As long as I don't cut myself, it's highly functional !


But really - do I need to spend $10 to get a can opener that lasts 6 months ?

get a p51 can opener. a real US shelby military one.
should be a few bucks on ebay. p38 would work also
they are smaller. i have p38's on all my keychains.
it will last you a lifetime. good luck
Lrus007

 

[Stoner4Life]

get a p51 can opener. a real US shelby military one.
should be a few bucks on ebay. p38 would work also
they are smaller. i have p38's on all my keychains.
it will last you a lifetime. good luck
Lrus007

great advice.

 

[Water-]

its interesting since the whole reason why governments build stadiums for these teams(symbolic tribes) is to distract peoples passions away from being focused on political tribes.

 

[OregonBorn]

Politics always has a way of coming full circle. And most stadiums are circles.

 

[Weezard]

Politics always has a way of coming full circle. And most stadiums are circles.

Yup! And lately, so are the firing squads.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

get a p51 can opener. a real US shelby military one.
should be a few bucks on ebay. p38 would work also
they are smaller. i have p38's on all my keychains.
it will last you a lifetime. good luck
Lrus007

a p38 will test your lifespan if you're hungry ..

I bought a Black& Decker electric can opener. It didn't work very good. Then a metal piece & a plastic piece broke off.
Has worked great ever since.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Yup! And lately, so are the firing squads.

"All Americans are granted rights to peaceful protests ... Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable-JFK."

 

[Stoner4Life]

a p38 will test your lifespan if you're hungry ..

you can get 10 p51's on Amazon for $7.88 w/free shipping, US Shelby units, stocking stuffers. You can get so used to using a p51 that it rivals most every other manual openers.

 

[St. Phatty]

get a p51 can opener. a real US shelby military one.
should be a few bucks on ebay. p38 would work also
they are smaller. i have p38's on all my keychains.
it will last you a lifetime. good luck
Lrus007

Thanks a lot !

I'm using the can opener the way that it can be used, 3/8 inch notches at a time. It's not that hard and it's better than pursuing a Holy Grail.

I think I need to watch a video to figure out how that P51 works.

 

[OregonBorn]

They are actually easy to use once you get the hang of them. Most cans I buy now have flip top lids on them though. Don't even need a can opener any more.

 

[Lrus007]

by the 2nd can you will have the hang of it.
Lrus007

 

[St. Phatty]

Companies like Google and Amazon illustrate how Economies of Scale can create an overwhelming formidable machine.

Of course, Economies of Scale also apply to the Oppression of Humans. The FBI for example. The DEA for another.

 

[Grojak]

day is night and night is morning so he ends the story with no glory

 

[Chevy cHaze]

How come night falls but doesn't break and day breaks but never fell ?
(not mine btw)

 

[hazyfontazy]

can't think of a word that rhymes with orange and is noodles the only word that rhymes with poodles

 

[St. Phatty]

can't think of a word that rhymes with orange and is noodles the only word that rhymes with poodles

not if you have oodles of poodles eating noodles.

is there a Dr. Seuss brand of LSD ?

 

[dddaver]

A wise deep thinking philosopher once said; You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

[St. Phatty]

A wise deep thinking philosopher once said; You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

I'm glad my Cannabis Cat sneezes so I don't have to pick his nose.

 

[HOPS5K]

Spent the summer looking for Forrest Fenns Treasure...found the ecstacy of gold at Mile High seeing Metallica...just got back from the White River National Forest where I roamed with a dirty hippie country girl. It was deeeep.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Everytime I hear or see Otis Redding, I see his body swimming in the bay. Watching from a dock. At night. Low waves.