St. Phatty
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wisdom from friend, shared when we were teen-agers,
"the more I eat, the less hungry I get.
"the more I eat, the less hungry I get.
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beefalo bill
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Doc: Your test results came back positive.
Patient: Hey, that's great news!
Doc: No, it's not. The test results came back positive. You're going to die.
Why do they not teach doctors to speak at a level the patient's will understand?
Patient: Hey, that's great news!
Doc: No, it's not. The test results came back positive. You're going to die.
Why do they not teach doctors to speak at a level the patient's will understand?
i think i found my new tag line...if you don't mind of course?
OregonBorn
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I just read it on the wall. One of the very few urinal wall quotes that I retained over the years. Spread the Santa Cruz stoner wisdom however you wish.
Another one I recall from a co-ed bathroom in Carmel where I worked:
Let HIM sleep on the wet spot.
OregonBorn
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Well, we are all going to die. We are all terminal. Actually everything in the universe is terminal. The Earth, the Moon, the Sun, the stars, the Milky Way galaxy.
Of course, time is just an illusion, like space is. From our perspective and observation as humans, there is only the now. There is no then. And paradoxically, everything that we see and hear 'out there' is really in the past. It takes time for light and sound to traverse space and air. So what we see and hear is all in the past. So there is no now, and there is no then.
Classifieds should meet you halfway on the work history.
What happened to the last guy?
The first thing they want is a resume.
Fair is fair, is it not?
What happened to the last guy?
The first thing they want is a resume.
Fair is fair, is it not?
Where is the calculator on my laptop? 
i would find this hilarious if true, there's a pun in there somewhere
OregonBorn
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No shit!
OregonBorn
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Hillary Billery Doc, Trump ran up the clock
The clock struck Bernie, and look what happened.
Yea Kelly now looks like a porkchop slowly saturating in a lemon sauce..Poor girl maybe she knew maybe she didn't.It amazes me the way folks in political positions age so quickly,it's really so obvious.She does retain that admirable quality inherent in most doggies though,She's loyal
OregonBorn
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Miley Cyrus said that she topped smoking weed because she had a dream that she got so stoned that she died from it on live Television. Imagine, dying on live TV! As opposed to just dying. OMG!
The horror....
The horror.
The horror.
i don't see any way she could look better...or worse. i'm thinking that the father of her kid is either blind, or was blind drunk. it COULD have been a turkey baster i guess...poor thing.
OregonBorn
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Hey, what ever happened to Honey Boo Boo?
