Could a Polar bear take a bat to the face?

[Guest]

Human vs Polar Bear.

Unless human has some serious firepower, you're fucked. Arctic explorers and such carry rifles, not so much to kill a bear but to scare them off. You would have to put a few shots into a polar bear to kill it unless you got a really lucky first shot.

A baseball bat? Not a fucking chance. Not matter who swung it and where they hit the bear, the bear would take your face off with one swipe. A fully grown polar bear, hell I'd want an assault rifle with hollowpoint rounds to even think about trying to tackle one.

Watch this polar bear kill a huge walrus, if a polar bear will take on and slaughter a huge beast like a walrus, a human is no problem:

http://vidarena.com/walrus-vs-polar-bear-video_16002_20_vidSmb92D8jk_U.html#video1

This video is pretty cool:

http://vidarena.com/walrus-vs-polar-bear-video_16002_20_vidUy2i5fCM2rQ.html#video1

 

[Psychosativa]

Those nasty harp seal hunters should try their luck with adult polar bears, but using sticks and baseball bates only, just like they do with the poor baby seals

 

[joebob13]

Dude I think you underestimate polar bear. First, you would prob never even swing the bat since polar bears are WICKED pitchers, so they would completely strike you out. Second if you did manage to make contact, polar bears have naturally tight infields, and are super fast so they would undoubtedly throw you out at first, even if you blooped it to right field.

Seriously dude, if I were going to play a game with polar bears, I would just go for a friendly game of badminton. Baseball with polar bears is suicide.

I actually lol'd for 5 minutes straight laughing that... really, really high lol

 

[upgradeshafted]

dude i saw a 300 lb biker get a bat to the face and it break over his head and he kicked the living shit out of the other biker that did it...a polar bear would laugh at a bat

 

[accessndx]

Now see that "friendly" Polar bear playing all nice with the doggies?

I betcha I could wack its' brains in pretty easily with my giant joint / bat combination. +

Maybe not a bear all jacked up on PCP though. Those junkie bears are a problem. Not like those "grateful dead" dancing bears at all!

 

[Guest]

Dude I think you underestimate polar bear. First, you would prob never even swing the bat since polar bears are WICKED pitchers, so they would completely strike you out. Second if you did manage to make contact, polar bears have naturally tight infields, and are super fast so they would undoubtedly throw you out at first, even if you blooped it to right field.

Seriously dude, if I were going to play a game with polar bears, I would just go for a friendly game of badminton. Baseball with polar bears is suicide.

haha